Internet is down.
Life losing meaning.
Showing posts with label fuck my internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fuck my internet. Show all posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Damn It All to Hell
My internet's fucked up again, so dammit. I got some nice pictures and videos and shit, too.
Well, you can either watch Chris Haslam and Louie Barletta skateboard or you can leave until I post something worthwhile.
Well, you can either watch Chris Haslam and Louie Barletta skateboard or you can leave until I post something worthwhile.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
I Hate the Geek Squad. Dead Ass.
- I'm currently using the internet from my PS3. Apparently, I'm such a hardcore fanboy that the ecks button on my usb keyboard doesn't work(read "ecks" out loud, please)
- All I'm doing right now is listening to Baltimore Club Music on youtube and freaking out. I swear to God, I just saw a ball of light form out of the corner of my right eye and when I turned around nothing was there. It's not a headlight from a car or a streelight because I can't see headlights from my room and no streetlights are that bright. My mother says it might be my uncle that passed away earlier this year. She's not helping.
- No, Reggie, I don't work at Dunkin Donuts. I wish I did. I actually work at a Sears.
- Speaking of Sears, Perry was fired and was escorted after a brief scuffle with the police. I may or may not talk about it later.
- Speaking of work, I want to work at Up Against the Wall out Mondawmin. They sell Kid Robot and The Hundreds and other brands I fantasize about purchasing. My PS3 won't let me type further :(.
- All I'm doing right now is listening to Baltimore Club Music on youtube and freaking out. I swear to God, I just saw a ball of light form out of the corner of my right eye and when I turned around nothing was there. It's not a headlight from a car or a streelight because I can't see headlights from my room and no streetlights are that bright. My mother says it might be my uncle that passed away earlier this year. She's not helping.
- No, Reggie, I don't work at Dunkin Donuts. I wish I did. I actually work at a Sears.
- Speaking of Sears, Perry was fired and was escorted after a brief scuffle with the police. I may or may not talk about it later.
- Speaking of work, I want to work at Up Against the Wall out Mondawmin. They sell Kid Robot and The Hundreds and other brands I fantasize about purchasing. My PS3 won't let me type further :(.
Monday, December 22, 2008
I'm Totally Working Right Now
To take a page from Malcolm's book.
- Okay, the fellatio/cunnilingus thing was me introducing one of my male friends to a few lady friends and I told him to introduce his self. He started off with "My name is *****. I like long walks on the beach. I'm the absolute best at fellatio" to which I immediately cut him off and corrected him yelling "HE MEANS CUNNILINGUS! CUNNILINGUS!"
- I'm wired off of donut sugar
- I won my first regular season game. (Ravens 13 - Bengals 7)
-I really want to get laid. This "sex hiatus" that I'm being forced into taking is helping increase the intimacy of my relationship.
- My lying co-worker still gropes his cousin
- One of my co-workers just made me laugh and shoot donut crumbs out of my nose. In front of a customer.
- To Schoolin: I don't have any of Charles Hamilton's pre-DJ Skee mixtapes. The first mixtape I downloaded by him was Outside Looking.
- My beats are awesome. I might even rap soon.
- Way more women have seen my penis without getting penetrated this year than I'm comfortable with.
- My younger brother is a ho.
That's it. Hopefully I have my internet up by tomorrow.
- Okay, the fellatio/cunnilingus thing was me introducing one of my male friends to a few lady friends and I told him to introduce his self. He started off with "My name is *****. I like long walks on the beach. I'm the absolute best at fellatio" to which I immediately cut him off and corrected him yelling "HE MEANS CUNNILINGUS! CUNNILINGUS!"
- I'm wired off of donut sugar
- I won my first regular season game. (Ravens 13 - Bengals 7)
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- My lying co-worker still gropes his cousin
- One of my co-workers just made me laugh and shoot donut crumbs out of my nose. In front of a customer.
- To Schoolin: I don't have any of Charles Hamilton's pre-DJ Skee mixtapes. The first mixtape I downloaded by him was Outside Looking.
- My beats are awesome. I might even rap soon.
- Way more women have seen my penis without getting penetrated this year than I'm comfortable with.
- My younger brother is a ho.
That's it. Hopefully I have my internet up by tomorrow.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
What's happened since I've been dead to the world wide web
- Someone at my job got fired and one of my co-workers had to L out a thief.
- My brother fucked up hard.
- One of my friends, I won't say who, confused fellatio with cunnilingus. Out loud.
- I haven't been getting laid :(
- I've bought Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion and Madden 09.
- I beat Mirror's Edge.
- The Ravens might still go to the playoffs.
- I haven't had sex D:
- I've gotten an application to start driving school.
I still don't have the internet yet. I have to take my computer to the Geek Squad Tuesday and shit. Yay.
- My brother fucked up hard.
- One of my friends, I won't say who, confused fellatio with cunnilingus. Out loud.
- I haven't been getting laid :(
- I've bought Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion and Madden 09.
- I beat Mirror's Edge.
- The Ravens might still go to the playoffs.
- I haven't had sex D:
- I've gotten an application to start driving school.
I still don't have the internet yet. I have to take my computer to the Geek Squad Tuesday and shit. Yay.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
My Internet is Being Real Bitch Ass
My computer is in an interesting paradox of sorts. So, my internet connection is fine. I can go on the internet from my PS3 and everything. However, I can't use any of my web browsers to get on. Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox won't get to the internet, so I'm baffled like a 3 year old in a strip club. I'm trying to get in contact with the Geek Squad, but the Best Buy closest to my house doesn't have a number on 411 and the second closest seems to have a number that doesn't work.
Shradunkel.
Right now I'm at school about to put the finishing touches on my last two mid-terms and then I'm turning those bitches in so I can sleep longer. Well, after I my mother and brother get out of school since I have to keep waking up to wait for the bus with thatnigga young man.
Nothing new has happened up Sears and I refuse to make another topic for it that doesn't warrant it because that shit is taking over my blog. First me talking to my brother on the phone and now this. This is the "E-Rich Show", not the "E-Rich and T-Jay show" or the "Funny Liars at Sears Show".
I haven't even started on these papers.
I'm planning on purchasing one of those good ass Canon cameras with the lens', so I might start taking pictures and shit. If I start loving it too much, I'm going to make a separate blog for photography.
Shradunkel.
Right now I'm at school about to put the finishing touches on my last two mid-terms and then I'm turning those bitches in so I can sleep longer. Well, after I my mother and brother get out of school since I have to keep waking up to wait for the bus with that
Nothing new has happened up Sears and I refuse to make another topic for it that doesn't warrant it because that shit is taking over my blog. First me talking to my brother on the phone and now this. This is the "E-Rich Show", not the "E-Rich and T-Jay show" or the "Funny Liars at Sears Show".
I haven't even started on these papers.
I'm planning on purchasing one of those good ass Canon cameras with the lens', so I might start taking pictures and shit. If I start loving it too much, I'm going to make a separate blog for photography.
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