God damn it, Curtis

I don't know if 50 Cent realized it, but his antics are getting old. He's like the class clown that was funny and cool in, like, 9th grade, but by 11th grade people laughed at him less. Everyone's realizing 50 Cent has no real talent and the only people that still support him are his loyal cockjockers, residing only in wiggas and 40 year olds that long for the days when they sold drugs.

Now, attacking Kanye West is just moronic because for one, he has more appeal to everyone and, two, he's actually still hot. Let's see who's done more "gangsta" shit:

Kanye
1. Fought some government(not really, but they were convincing) douchebags for the film to his Jesus Walks video on Punk'd.
2. Call out the president on national television while standing next to Austin Powers.
3. Smashed some paparazzi's camera.
4. Zapped out after hearing Beanie Siegel called him gay. Most guys wouldn't even raise their voice in defense if Beanie Siegel called them gay and then died.
5. Ran on stage to let motherfuckers know he deserved something that he didn't get.
6. Made "Two Words", which is probably the most hard-body song of his career.
7. Got signed to Roc-A-Fella in it's heyday.
8. Got caught with porn.

Curtis
1. Got shot. (Which isn't really gangsta being that you're the one that got shot)
2. Back out of beefs with people that are either nicer than him or make more money. (Notice he left Game and Wayne alone after they sold more than G-Unit)
3. Go to every show in New York with a bulletproof vest on.
4. Get your security to shoot someone in the testicle.
5. Never call Fat Joe a fat bitch to his face.
6. Steal Bow Wow's girl. (Wow. That's so g.)
7. Talked a bunch of shit and then had a guy that made a song with Daft Punk sell more than him.
8. Claimed he would retire if he was outsold. . . Well?
9.


. . . smh, 50 Cent. Smh.

Damn, homie

If you know who G-Unit is, you should hear this shit. I had to link to Miss Info's blog because she had the best audio (and the only audio next to Thisis50, I think). We know 50 is like the king of lowblows, but him putting out that conversation between him and buck was cruddy. Apparently, Buck was very vulnerable, and for Curtis to take advantage of that is cruel and uncalled for. Then again, if Buck didn't want people to know he cried, then he wouldn't have cried in front of Curtis. That's just how the Mercedes bends.

Baby Mama Drama. . . and shit

So, I had no idea 50 and the mother of his child was beefing.



Apparently, 50 is kicking Shaniqua, the baby moms, out of a house that he treated her to. 50 has a point, though. What kind of greedy bitch can't afford a nice house off of $6700 per month plus the money that she makes working. Plus, it's another dude hanging around his kid, and as petty as that sounds, I'm on 50's side. I would feel sorry for his son, but his dad's rich, so. . . whatever.

Totally swiped from Miss Info

Well, everybody posting 50's response, so I pst GZA's response

backtracking? I don't know, I didn't see the original. Why does everybody get sand in their vagina when a seasoned vet says Soulja Boy sucks balls? He does! I don't think 50 wants beef with the entire Wu-Tang. He forgot to say "except Ghostface". Ghostface will really fight a nigga.