What the hell, Kanye.

Let's ignore the broad for a minute. This motherfucker has on a jean jacket over a sweater over a button up with a bowtie on it. Now, I haven't been a fan of jean jacket outfits since I had a State Property outfit when I was like 13, but his pants dark as shit compared to his jacket. Now, I'm not claiming to be a fashion connoisseur, but this outfit is just frustrating to me.

And he still has that fucking shag.



I'd drag my . . . I'd do nasty things to her body.

She almost makes the shag forgivable. . .

No she doesn't.

What me and my brother talk about on the phone. Pt. 2

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(After sending me a text message calling me a rapist)
Terrell: You're a dick.

Eric: Don't call me a rapist, cock monkey.
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Me: You better chill out before I Donald Duck* your dumb ass.

Terrell: Man, suck a fat one.
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(Talking about one of his homegirls who fell for the jailbait)
Me: I don't know what sign she is, but I know one of her traits are crib robbery.
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Terrell: I mean, what the fuck, b?

Me: What the fuck what?

Terrell: What the fuck, b?

Me: . . . Nigga, you not clarifying anything. . .
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Terrell: I got a female friend named Khaki.

Me:. . . Khaki? Like, the pants? Her parents named her Khaki?

Terrell: Yeah, like khaki pants. She like my best friend. She ugly.

Me: LOL

Terrell: For real.

Me: That wasn't nice.

Terrell: She look like a pair of khakis

Me: LMFAO
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Terrell: Yo, when I go see Nita Saturday, it's BONER SMASHING TIME!
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Me: Oh, she's gonna be at her aunt's house?

Terrell: Yeah

Me: Then you can put your cock on her face

Terrell: Early!
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Terrell: Oh My God, Khaki calling me.

Me: *snicker*

Both:LMAO
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Me: Ain't nobody tell you to talk to an ugly girl named Khaki. Where do you find these girls with weird ass names?

Terrell: What you mean, yo?

Me: It's like you have an odd-named female magnet or some shit
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(Intermission)
Hiilarious Twitter Quotes

Malcolm Maximillion: I like using pink towels after a shower. Its like being inside a woman to me.

$port: This beat makes me wanna throw a Timberland thru a windshield...
(Back to the matter)
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Terrell: You know ******* called me in this morning?

Me: Her buckethead ass? What does she want?

Terrell: I don't know, man. I'm about to do it to her again.

Me: LMAO

Terrell: What's so funny?

Me: That just came out of nowhere.

Terrell: She just acting like she miss the dilz.
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Me: What?

Terrell: What?

Me: What?

Terrell: Suck a fat one.

Me: Oh word? Well stick a quarter in ya ass, nigga, cuz you just played yaself!
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Me: What the hell are you singing?

Terrell: Streetlights

Me: I don't even fuck with that song. That shit isGETTHEFUCKOUTMYFACE, GNAT.
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Me: Yo, this Indian girl has some nice titties. It makes me wanna beat off.
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Terrell: Aaaawww. . .

Me: What, did you just ejaculate or some shit?

Terrell: I just bust a. . . bump.

Me: Ooooookay. . .

Terrell: On my thigh.

Me: Alrig-

Terrell: Near my meat.

Me: TOOOOO much information.
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Me: You know what, I'm glad you and Rodney found each other because you're both cocks.
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Terrell: He got that body & soul.

Me: What? He got that bottle of soul mix?

Terrell: OBAMA!

Me: *spits out mouthful of water*
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(Talking about a chick that used to be on my friend list and had twins)
Me: That might have been why I deleted her.

Terrell: Why?

Me: Remember when I cleansed my friends list and deleted a lot of preggers? I can't mess with no chicks with babies. I don't have any kids. What if I go over their house and their kids just sitting there? I ain't got no kids for them to play with.

Terrell: LOL

Me: Why are you laughing? What am I gonna do? Let them play with my PSP? Fuck that. They better suck each other's thumbs or some shit.
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Terrell: Did you ever wonder if pushing a baby out feels like pushing out a big ass fart?

Me: Yo. . . why would you ask some shit like that?
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Terrell: I bet the world's biggest fart felt real good.

Me: I'm pretty sure the world's biggest fart blew a man's ass open.
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Me: I should give Jasmine a dutch oven tomorrow.
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Me: You ever had a swag so off the hook you had to do the Harlem Shake?

Terrell: You a bluffing ass nigga.
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Me: What?

Terrell: You don't wanna wrestle on the dining room table.
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(Listening to Amazing by Kanye and Young Jeezy)
Me: This beat rocking. I need the instrumental so I can rap over it about sad lizards in the desert.
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Terrell: Laquecia just text messaged me.

Me: Don't you kids got school tomorrow?

Terrell: Nigga, shut up.
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(Waiting for "Spoiled Little L.A. Girl" on "Robocop")
Terrell: Here it come, Eric. . . Here it come, Eric. . . Here it come. . . Here it come. . .

Me: SHUT UP!
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Lil Wayne: You think yo shit don't stink but you are Mrs. P-U!

Me: That was corny. That was really corny.

Terrell: The "Mrs. P-U" line?

Me: Yeah, that shit made my face hurt.
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Me: Yo, tired.

Terrell: Who me?

Me: Yeah. You tired as shit.

Terrell: What, you wanna eat my pepperoni?
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*A Donald Duck is when you yank someone's nose and then slap it.

Kanye Twofer

Go Hard featuring T-Pain



In all honesty, I like the song. It's not some shit I'd listen to on my mp3 player, but it's okay. What's up with Nuvo? Is that the new Hypnotiq or some shit? I'd also like to add that Kanye is really letting his hair out there. Where the hell is Ibn Jasper?

Heartless



I like this video, but I'm not really surprised that I do. Hype Williams always does some new shit when everyone's about to start saying he's getting old. Remember when he was doing the joint where he had the video in the middle of the screen and had some other shit going on at the top and bottom? Niggas started biting that and then he jumped on the green screen. Either way, this video is eye-pleasing and it helps that this is the first song I heard off of 808s & Heartbreaks that I liked.

P.S. Is it just me, or does Kanye look like a fiend in Heartless? I mean, the movements, the trench coat, the whole thing. Especially when he's singing while holding the cigarette/smokable cylindrical object.

God damn it, Curtis

I don't know if 50 Cent realized it, but his antics are getting old. He's like the class clown that was funny and cool in, like, 9th grade, but by 11th grade people laughed at him less. Everyone's realizing 50 Cent has no real talent and the only people that still support him are his loyal cockjockers, residing only in wiggas and 40 year olds that long for the days when they sold drugs.

Now, attacking Kanye West is just moronic because for one, he has more appeal to everyone and, two, he's actually still hot. Let's see who's done more "gangsta" shit:

Kanye
1. Fought some government(not really, but they were convincing) douchebags for the film to his Jesus Walks video on Punk'd.
2. Call out the president on national television while standing next to Austin Powers.
3. Smashed some paparazzi's camera.
4. Zapped out after hearing Beanie Siegel called him gay. Most guys wouldn't even raise their voice in defense if Beanie Siegel called them gay and then died.
5. Ran on stage to let motherfuckers know he deserved something that he didn't get.
6. Made "Two Words", which is probably the most hard-body song of his career.
7. Got signed to Roc-A-Fella in it's heyday.
8. Got caught with porn.

Curtis
1. Got shot. (Which isn't really gangsta being that you're the one that got shot)
2. Back out of beefs with people that are either nicer than him or make more money. (Notice he left Game and Wayne alone after they sold more than G-Unit)
3. Go to every show in New York with a bulletproof vest on.
4. Get your security to shoot someone in the testicle.
5. Never call Fat Joe a fat bitch to his face.
6. Steal Bow Wow's girl. (Wow. That's so g.)
7. Talked a bunch of shit and then had a guy that made a song with Daft Punk sell more than him.
8. Claimed he would retire if he was outsold. . . Well?
9.


. . . smh, 50 Cent. Smh.

*sigh* Love Lockdown

No, I'm not posting a link to the song, I'm going to give my opinion on this whole thing.

First off, Love Lockdown is probably going to be the most controversial song of Kanye's career thus far, and when I say controversial I don't mean "Jesus Walks" controversial, I mean controversial as in going super far left from the norm. A lot of people are already throwing out their opinions on the song and a majority of them are negative. I'm going to be in the lot of those people.

Now, it's already known a lot of Kanye dickriders are going to do their damndest to defend the song, not to say that anyone that likes it is a dickrider, but a pole-jocker will insult one's being for even thinking that Kanye made a piece of shit. Even when someone says "I've been a Kanye fan, but I just don't like this song", someone will come in and say "Then you're not a true Kanye fan". Apparently, to be a true fan of something you have to not be able to admit that the artist can make some mistakes. Look at Lil Wayne's "fans". He drinks syrup and kisses men and they always have an excuse for that shit. Some have even gone as far as making the passing of Kanye's mother an excuse for "Love Lockdown", which I call bullshit on. A lot of people have lost loved ones and continued to make good music. Once again, I'm not insinuating that Kanye has started sucking due to Love Lockdown, just that it's not a good song.

Finally, auto-tune. That shit needs to stop. I understand that Kanye loves using it and may feel that it's proper for the music he wants to create in this next album, but I can't even remember the last time I heard this dude's voice with out it changing pitch every 1.4 seconds. (That's a lie. I have Celebration on my PSP)

In conclusion, Kanye can do whatever the fuck he wants, he's a grown ass man with more money than me, you, and that guy over there combined. From his perspective, he might just feel that Love Lockdown was the song that hewanted to make for himself and you can either take it or leave it. All in all, though, no, I will not be putting that song on my mp3 playerPlaystation Portable.

CRS featuring Pusha T - Everyone Nose Remix

I haven't watched it yet since I just wanted to beat WayMoreFresher in posting it, but I'm watching it now.

Edit:

I told someone a while ago that I wish Hype Williams could direct every music video that comes out and this only helps my argument. I love all of the retro gaming shit. It even featured Galaga, which is my favorite old school video game of all time(shitting all over Super Mario Bros., Pac-Man, all that crap your parents liked). It's nice to see a CRS video, now if they would make a real one that's, you know, not a remix of another song, then taht would be great.

*Sigh*

I said "Mom, some dude named Peven Everett is dissing Kanye just after he said that Pharrell stole one of his songs. He's a nobody, though, so no one will care." She replies, "But you're talking about him, right? If 10,000 more people talk about it like you, he'll be famous." That's what I'm afraid of.

So, Peven Everett. I heard about him on a N.E.R.D. fan website, where they said he claimed that Pharrell bit off of one of his songs, creating "Sugarfall" for Britney Spears. On the youtube video, I said "Nobody producers have to realize that going at bigger producers saying they stole your similar sounding shit isn't going to make them famous". Of course, a dick-rider of his got upset and told me how his music was "genuine" and he was in Carnegie Hall when he was a child. I think "Maybe this dude was wronged. I'll check his music out". I go to this nigga's myspace, and he has a diss to Kanye West. That settles it, he wants attention. Going at two artists who are basically in the same category, saying they bit your shit? He doesn't feel famous enough. Well, here it is, for your listening pleasure (or displeasure)

Fake American Boy



I thought it was funny. I'm sorry if this offends people, but this sounds like a song that would get regular spins at a gay club. Yes, I know what house music is, but the fact that he sounds effeminate on the track isn't helping. I hope Peven finds the fame he's looking for, but hating on other people is only going to get you but so far. I'm not providing a link either. Look that nigga up yourself.

Kanye, you bastard

Kanye himself claims this is part of the set for the Glow in the Dark Tour. This nigga is talking Jim Henson creatures, a light show done by the dude who does Daft Punk, I mean huge. The way I feel about it now is how I was about Grand Theft Auto IV at first. I instantly went from "Meh", to "O_O", but alas, it's not coming to the 1st Mariner Arena. There's no way I'm catching a damn train to D.C., staying there until like 3 a.m., then catching the train back.

Like I said, Kanye said it.

Kanye West featuring Chris Martin - Homecoming

I didn't watch it yet because my computer is a cock-smoking baby eater.

Edit: I watched it, and I like the video. Kanye always comes with some new shit, and this definitely made up for Flashing Lights. Not that Flashing Lights sucked, but it definitely left me kind of empty.