Five Words

Rihanna makes me horny again.






Still think that's a hermaphrodite.






"Ka-Pow. Ow, that shit hurt."






Dinosaurs are fucking bad ass.







Ladawn Black is so hot.







No PS3. Having suicidal thoughs.







Perfect example of a butterface.







No shame in owning this.







Of course it's the Bible.







I'm sick of your song.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

I miss Tourette's Guy.

Introducing. . .

Eric Richardson the 3rd




a.k.a

E3

a.k.a

Thor

a.k.a

Snorlax

a.k.a

Tre

a.k.a

Sneezy F. Baby

a.k.a

Fidget

I'll have stories for the nicknames later, but for now, baby pictures.











In other news, I think there is a bug in my foot. No, for real. I seriously think something is crawling around inside my foot. Like on the Mummy.

Mid-Terms for the XXL Freshman

Well, the hype was raised, there is still some hype, and now the XXL Freshman of 09 are being judged. What do I think?


Most Likely to Find Mainstream Success (or sell-out, which are similar)




Wale is a proficient enough rapper, he definitely isn't terrible. However, after seeing him ask if it would be okay for him to make a remix to "Kiss Me Through The Phone" and making his first single a song with Lady Gaga, it causes me to question his ability to, ya know, not be a sell-out.


Most Likely to Be Loved By Hip-Hop fans




Face it, Cory Gunz can spit with the best of them. I see him gaining a status similar to Jadakiss: You might not hear him in a soccer mom's van like Flo-Rida, but he'll be a prominent name in hip-hop.


Most Likely to Be Slept On and Treated Like Shit




Yeah, yeah, I know, he wears pink a lot and thinks he's Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes, he beatjacked a nigga. Yes, I heard the Rhymefest diss and he indeed scorched Charles Hamilton. None of this overshadows the fact that the Pink Lavalamp was one of the better albums released last year and it was a free download. I expect the same for his first major label release "This Perfect Life".

Most Likely to Ride On the Success of His Boss




Let's be real, how fucking lucky could you be to get picked up on Kanye's label? Let me be a little more honest: What is so special about this nigga? I find myself listening to his music, which is pretty good, but he's not exactly a rapper. Hell, he's not even a singer. He basically talks with a flow over a beat. You won't see me copping his album, but hopefully getting co-signed by Kanye is enough to keep him afloat, especially after that whole "I want to quit music because Wale said I ain't the same" fiasco.


Most Likely to Be Loved by the Underground and/or Backpackers





The dude gained following after Below the Heavens and no one has been disappointed with him yet. The thing about having fans when you're not all mainstream and dancing is that they're faithful as hell. I see Blu having a long career of critically acclaimed albums.


Most Likely to Crash and Burn



Asher. Asher, Asher, Asher. Saying you're likely to "crash and burn" isn't a jab against you, guy. I actually think you're a pretty good rapper. However, after receiving mediocre reviews and the whole "nappy-headed hoes" thing on Twitter, you need to do something. Perhaps the crowd you picked up being endorsed by Don Cannon abandoned you, who knows. What I do know is that you're going to face a lot of shit because 1) You're white and 2) Your "swag" revolves around college life, which a lot of hip-hoppers may not want to hear about. I wish you the best of luck, but really, watch it.

Most Likely to Live Up to His Comparisons



Out of all of the new "Eminems" and "Kanyes", Bobby Ray (formerly known as B.O.B. or as I call him "Dave Chappelle Jr")is the one that actually seems to emulate his influences. His main influence, being Outkast, will help his career in the long run as long as he doesn't try to sound too much like Big Boi and Andre 3K.


Most Likely to Rip Freestyling Sessions on the Radio. . . That's It





I mean, with a name like "Mickey Factz", how much do you expect from guy? I still haven't heard anything to give me an actual opinion, but the Honda commercial was enough for him to be laughable for a while.


Most Likely to remain C-list





Being affiliated with Terry Kennedy and Fly Society can only get you but so far. I've listened to at least four songs and have remained unimpressed. Hey, at least he has his 20 or so fans, right?


Most Likely to Live Up to His Expectations





Ace Hood = FAIL


Honorable Mentions

Most Likely to Speed Past All of These Niggas



It's a shame he didn't make it on to the XXL cover. Faster than you can say "But this nigga was on Degrassi", he makes a single that makes panties melt and gets niggas on his side because he can rap. A co-sign by Lil Wayne doesn't hurt too much either. I never downloaded So Far Gone, but I can't deny the dude's got talent. I, however, do not like him because he brings the possibilty of bringing light-skinned guys back. I worked too hard to lose my grip, son.

Most Likely to Succeed Without Riding His Bosses Coattails



I downloaded his mixtape, and he is good with his metaphors and similes. I wish, I really wish, he would choose better beats though. If I was Big Sean, I'd be pissed that some stoner that talkraps came out of nowhere and started stealing my shine on my label, but that would be hating. Besides the fact you have to say "pause" everytime you say his name *pause*, this dude could build up a following with his clever metaphors and delivery.

Cat Shit One >>> Other Animes of Animals Fighting

After introducing me to Cassandra Lee, Kanye is getting more cool points with this.




. . . Bunny rabbits. Shooting shit. In a desert.

JAPAN IS SO AAAAUUUGGGGHHSSSSOOMMME.

Commercial EPIC WIN

Most sports shit is meant to make you feel all bad-ass when you wear it and advertisements should be able to make you think that. This commercial did that. I wanted to wear nothing but Nike for a year, but I couldn't afford it.

I want LaDanian Tomlinson's mask.

Thanks a lot, Jasmine

Well, I was hoping I'd keep this a secret until I could take actual pictures of it, but my girlfriend decided to write a blog about it.

I'm gonna be a father soon.

Yes, my magnificence will now be taking the form of an infant in several months and to tell the truth, I'm not really scared. I mean, I look on the bright side of it, It's not like I'm still in high school. I'm actually older than my father was when he got my mom pregnant (I'll be 20 in over a month) and most of my family that I've told so far has been supportive and some even excited.

So, while being my same painfully honest, nerdy self I'll keep you posted on the upcoming baby. Being that a hefty amount of my followers are women, I'm sure you'll love that shit.

You can see my girlfriend's "pregnancy blog" right here.

Bitch, I can't wait until Tuesday Wednesday!

I've been waiting like a year for this.

Midnight couldn't come sooner

I found out from the Play Cloths blog that I don't have to be in Virginia to cop some Play Cloths immediately and the online store opens tonight at 12 a.m. Now I have to spend over 10 hours finding something to do before I blow copious amounts of money on clothes I probably don't even need. Two shirts and a skully? Maybe one shirt, a skully and a belt. . . Shit, I don't know. Maybe two shirts, a skully and a belt. Nah, I like two shirts and a skully.

If you want to see a preview of some of the new cloths(teehee), then you can hit up Leaders because those lucky bastards already have Play Cloths in stock and on sale.

Let's thank $port & Co for the Leaders information. Blaze posted the Leaders joint and $port is the one that said it was affordable on Twitter.



I'm pretty sure some of you may have also noticed that I haven't been following Real Chance at Love anymore. Well, I don't care anymore. I've also been spending more time with my face in a computer monitor and in books than I have in front of a T.V.

So, I Went to the Baltimore Museum of Art

I actually only took pictures of the contemporary art because everything else was boring.














Unfortunately, my pictures are big as shit and I don't feel like making them smaller.

They had a temporary Franz West exhibit while we were there that involved interactive art. I had so much fun. There was a magnetic wall that hundreds of words and letters that could be tampered with, much to my joy.







Me and my girlfriend were also harassed by an old, Asian lady at a McDonald's. She asked us if we were going to call "Many police on her" and if she could sit with us.

And They Said It Couldn't Be Done

Excuse me, I'm tripping right now. Amidst all the ignorance and the skepticism, he did it. Although he is literally bi-racial, he will still be looked at as our first black president. If you told a white person sixty years ago that this would happen, they'd probably lynch you for blasphemy. Congratulations, Obama. Not to seem facetious, but now we have to keep him alive until inauguration.

Election Day Jitters

Well, this Election Day got me nervous as shit, so I decided I'd blog about my day and random thoughts I had.

- So, my girlfriend fount out one of her white friends suffer from acute ignorance. Her reason for not voting for Obama: "His middle name is Hussein and he has a little too much Islamic support for my tastes". I, myself, am not surprised, but I feel sorry for my girlfriend who is an extreme European-American sympathizer.

- Yo, I was in line for four hours, went to hang out with Malcolm and this motherfucker was in line for 15 minutes. What a scam. That's my fault. I voted early with the old people.

- You know shit is serious when the hoodmonkeys are voting. I'm talking 5 different color bracelets on, green streaks in their hair, neon orange leggings. You'd think they were supporting the bamma party.

- I'm waiting for someone to call me a nigger. I can't wait. I have lots of pent-up frustration.

- Currently: Obama - 200 McCain - 124. I knew he was gonna get Texas. All of the redneck states are a given. I don't know, Obama's looking to nail Florida right now. Shout out to Fiyah.

- I don't like this suspense shit, not at all.

- I wish I lived near a Krispy Kreme. I wanted some free donuts.

- It's weird looking at the Texas results map because everything is so symmetrical. I've been looking at the Maryland map to long.

- Currently: Obama - 207 McCain - 135. Where the fuck did this come from?

- When you're not already a fan of Charles Hamilton, I could see how you would think he's a weirdo.

- 11:08 p.m.

Dear racists,

IN YO MUTHAFUCKING FACE!

Sincerely,


Eric

So, I played Mirror's Edge

For the first time in 8 billion years I got on my PS3 because even though the Blu-Ray reader had it's anus reamed, it still works. Honestly, I mainly got on because I wanted to play the Mirror's Edge demo. I had to download it overnight since I have to take the modem off of the computer and hook it up in my room (I need some wirless internet out this bitch). Long story short, it's pretty much what I expected. In a good way.

The demo starts you off with training, which is very much needed. The game relies a lot on momentum and timing, because if you fuck a jump, you're welcome to listen to your bones crunch as Faith, the protagonist, slams in to the ground. After completing the training where you learn such important maneuvers as how to crouch in mid-air to make yourself smaller and get through tough spots(awesome!) and how to slide and kick a motherfucker in his balls(double awesome), you get to do a level. The level, in my opinion, was fun as shit.

I'm a fan of Prince of Persia. I own every game that came out for the Playstation 2 and I'm planning THE FUCK out of buying the new one. You could say that Mirror's Edge is like a first-person Prince of Persia not only because of the acrobatic maneuvers, but you also have to scope out the area to find out where you have to go. At one point, you end up in a room with a bunch of gestapo and you have to escape. The first-person perspective helps you feel the sense of urgency that you tend to feel when you're having slugs fired at you while you have to find a good way to get to that air vent.

I was planning on buying Mirror's Edge anyway, but this just helps me cement my decision.

This guy is a legend

If you want, just skip to 40 seconds in.



This is the type of dude men look up to. Ladies, it's a dumb man thing you wouldn't understand.

lol@"Hey, Katie!"

My niggas!

This is just fitting because I've vouched for every single one of these dudes when I first heard them. A matter of fact, I first heard B.O.B. when they had him on the Allhiphop Breeding Ground!

E-Rich = 2,438 Mainstream zombies = 0

Dear Pharrell and Fam-Lay,

Could you put out a longer version of this song please?



That would be great, k? Thanx.

Sincerely,



Eric

So, I went to a N*E*R*D/Common concert

It was fun as hell. Me and my brother got to Rams Head Live at like 4:30 so we could get the "Rock Star Entry". "Rock Star Entry" is basically boring as shit if you can't drink. You sit around and wait until it's time for you to go into the stage area and wait for the show to start. Surprisingly, there were no opening acts and N*E*R*D were the first to perform(awesome!).



As you can see, I was in the front row. Fam-Lay shook my hand when he came out(awesome!) and then they performed Anti-Matter. They also did Brain and a medley of songs from "In Search Of. . ."(awesome!). Their guitarist was awesome. He banged out the solo for "Sooner or Later" with ease.





They brought dudes on stage when they started performing "Rock Star" and "Spaz" which I couldn't catch because I was busy trying to get noticed. Meh, whatever. They also pulled ladies on the stage for "She Wants to Move" and "Everyone Nose".



Good for him!



That's the girl that me and my brother helped get notice so that Pharrell would let her on stage. She's cool. She was also underaged D=



Nonetheless, there were a lot of chicks on stage.

Oh, and Shae Haley had on the shirt that I'm buying.



Lucky bastard.


Afterwards, we waited, like, 45 minutes while they got Common's set ready. It had the set-up of the interior of a club/bar.



Nobody wants a Zune! Well, he came out, started off performing "Announcement" after the little interlude. He then interviewed the random chicks he picked to sit at his bar.



He also pulled a girl out of the crowd who's name was "Love". Really. He then proceeded to make innuendo about wanting to "be deep in Love". Tuesdai wouldn't like that, Common.




Either way, Common ripped it.









Well, that's all your getting for now. It takes long as FFFUUUUUUCCCKKK to load videos on youtube for me, so I might get maybe four or five videos up tomorrow.