Dig a Hole, Nigga, Bury Yourself

Uh-oh! Here's a continuation of the "Perry" story from my job, but with an unexpected twist!

Yesterday, right, Perry starts talking to me in MPU and the conversation goes something like:

Perry: "You saw Asscheeks, right?"
Me: "Yeah"
Perry: "You would fuck?"
Me: "Duh, nigga, I'm a man"
Perry: "But I'm saying, if she straight offered you the pussy, would you take it?"
Me: "Yeah, but ain't you trying to beat?"
Perry: "Yeah. We was just kissing in the break room."
Me: "For real?"
Perry: "Yeah. She had a mint and I said I was tryna get it so she put it on her lip"
Me: "Uh-huh"
Perry: "And I kissed her and put my tongue in her mouth and she said I was nasty"
Me: "Word?"


Wait, this is the best part.

Approximately an hour ago, my co-worker Mark calls me and that conversation goes like this:

Mark: "GUESS THE FUCK WHAT!?"
Me: "What?"
Mark: "Guess who's related?"
Me: "Let me guess. Is one of them Perry?"
Mark: "Yeah."
Me: "And the other one's Asscheeks?"
Mark: "Yep."
Me: "Get the fuck outta here!"

Apparently, Asscheeks came up to Perry like "You know we're related, right?" and he says "Stop fucking playing." Asscheeks then lists off family members that Perry then recognizes. From Mark's telling, Perry is mad as a motherfucker.

Now, let's think back. This nigga sat here and claimed he almost had sex with Asscheeks in a dressing room and he just said he made out with her in the break room the previous night and now he finds out that they're related. He sat their and told all of these lies about the girl and the encounters they had and they were cousins this whole time.

My girlfriend thinks this situation is stupid and we should've been called him out, but she's lame. She insists we shouldn't let him insult our intelligence and lie to us to our face, but that's not my style. Instead of being direct, I like to play more of the spectator role and let people run themselves into a brick wall. This nigga hit a wall at, like, 140 miles per hour.

I can't wait to see what other shit happens at Sears High School.

I want to put "Hot for Teacher", but it would be so corny

From WJZ

Texas Woman Arrested For Giving Boy Topless Photos


SAN ANTONIO (AP) ― A former Sunday school teacher was arrested on charges of distributing harmful material to a minor after the parents of a 14-year-old boy found a topless photo of her on his cell phone.

Victoria Ann Chacon, 27, also a former middle school teacher, allegedly met the boy at their church, where she was teaching Sunday school.
The boy's parents called police March 27 after finding racy letters in which Chacon professed her love. The boy initially refused to give a statement about the relationship, the arrest warrant says.

Several months later, the parents found a cell phone with a topless photo of Chacon. The phone was owned by Chacon and the two had been calling one another, according to court documents.

The woman was arrested Tuesday. Jail records had no attorney listed for her.

Chacon resigned from Somerset Junior High School on March 14. The boy did not attend that school. Officials of the Somerset Independent School District said they found no evidence that she had any inappropriate relationships with students.


I like the fact that homeboy didn't start crying to the feds. I wonder if he was beating. It trips me out that this was at a Sunday School, too.

I remember when they had a outbreak of this shit in Maryland and I was hoping I had a freaky teacher at my school. No luck what-so-ever.

This guy is a legend

If you want, just skip to 40 seconds in.



This is the type of dude men look up to. Ladies, it's a dumb man thing you wouldn't understand.

lol@"Hey, Katie!"

You mad, huh?

Funk Flex is one of many people that are apparently thoroughly disgusted by R. Kelly pissing on a high schooler and getting away with it. Now, R. Kelly was having an interview on BET who wanted to capitalize on his "not being in jail", and the interviewer asked if he liked teenagers and he replied "What do you mean teenagers?" I mean, what other kind of teenagers are there? 18 year olds and 19 year olds don't count.

That's not real

Nice try, babycakes.

Bernie Mac - 1957-2008

Cory Gunz on Invasion Radio

I wasn't so sure about this nigga when I first heard about him, but boy, this dude goes in.

Cory Gunz Invasion Radio Freestyle
by skaybn

And Beauty is Her Name

I hope that I can make you mine





Damn, she fine! I'm picky as hell, too, so that has to count for something. (My homeboys think I'm fruity for saying Beyonce is overrated). She also has a myspace. (If you don't by now, you're probably dead. Seriously.)

Thanks Fiyah

I, personally, think this is funny

Remy Ma's going to jail. And that's terrible.

D is for DAMN!

or Deelishis



I figured she would have her five minutes of "ass" fame after Flavor of Love, but she has one thing Hoopz doesn't: A mesmerizing ass. She lost some weight, too. I'd usually complain, but she still has a large bottom.



I need to move away from the computer before I pass out.

For my first woman portion: Khrysti Hill

I used to love this woman, then I got a girlfriend. I'm still enamored with Khrysti Hill. When I first got a PSP and started putting pictures and shit on it, I found Khrysti Hill and was like "Fffffffffuck". I found out about her like 2 years before they put her in King, and now niggas hogging my Khrysti, but that's cool.