Take You to the Movies (Like That African Dude)

Legend of the Guardians




I was sold soon as the owl flew in front of the screen with the helmet on. It's made by the same guys that made Happy Feet, so I'm expecting high-quality and more freak-dancing fowl.


Death at a Funeral





I unfortunately discovered that this is based on an English movie that came out 3 YEARS AGO. However, I would still go see this for Tracy Morgan and Martin Lawrence possibly being old funny Martin. And understanding more about the whole fucking a gay midget thing.


Knight and Day





I thought this would be ridiculous, but this trailer actually turned out being pretty funny. After Tom Cruise did this




I'm pretty much going to think everything he's in is funny. I almost forget he's a scientologist sometimes.


Marmaduke



Marmaduke Trailer - The funniest videos are a click away


Are you fucking serious?

Five Words

Rihanna makes me horny again.






Still think that's a hermaphrodite.






"Ka-Pow. Ow, that shit hurt."






Dinosaurs are fucking bad ass.







Ladawn Black is so hot.







No PS3. Having suicidal thoughs.







Perfect example of a butterface.







No shame in owning this.







Of course it's the Bible.







I'm sick of your song.

This movie actually looks good

The Catholics are gonna be so pissed.

The Watchmen trailer

I've heard of the much praised Watchmen graphic novel and heard about the movie, but I didn't expect to be amazed. That trailer is how all movie trailers should be: Fucking awesome. Expect me to be in the theaters to see this, especially since it's directed by the guy that made 300 look awesome. Slow motion hasn't looked that cool since the Matrix came out. Hell, I might go read the graphic novels, too.

The new Speed Racer movie! Ha!

How did this get past me?



I'm going to give it the benefit of the doubt. Of course, all of the geeks are upset, and they think that the Speed Racer cartoon is gonna be raped, but I think it might actually turn out to be good. Maybe good enough for me to go see it at the movies.