Shark Ass Bitc-. . . Women

That's just sad. It's rare you see one brand blatantly rip off another brand like that. Not since I've seen Drunkn Munky start making jeans that looked exactly like Red Monkey when they were popular.

Johnny Cupcakes, which is a brand that I thought was "gay" at first and started to grow on me, is apparently being chomped on by Pastry, Angela and Vanessa Simmons brand. There's no way that the designers for Pastry could say it's a coincedence because that's pretty obviously a direct copy of the Johnny Cupcakes design.

You could hear it straight from Johnny's mouth (or keyboard. Whatever.) here.

I was alerted to this travesty by Hostage NYC.


WAIT, THERE'S MORE!



Really, Levi's? You bite off of one of the more original and popular shoe designs of the last year like THAT!? Damn! Ya'll need new designers or just don't make shoes.

You thought we wouldn't notice might be one of my new favorite sites.

This movie actually looks good

The Catholics are gonna be so pissed.

O_O Ho-oly shit. . .

That's for J Grady. That's his woman.

From Illseed

Edit: Okay, so am I the only one that thought 1:27 and up was hot? Maybe I'm just a freak.

The Adventures of Murphy Holmes (Most Likely Part 1)

So, if you've been to my blog before you may or may not know about my crazy ass cat Murphy Homes. Boy, do I have a story for you tonight.

I'm in my room about to fall asleep or whatever. I'm just tired, don't have anywhere to go and next thing you know I hear a loud flapping sound. I open my eye for a split second and see something flying back in forth between my room and the hallway. My first though was "That is NOT A FUCKING BIRD". It came to my realization that it was actually not a bird, but a living, breathing fucking bat. I promptly jumped up and crouch-walked out of my room, since I don't know how many dudes you know would jump up and fist fight a small creature that could fly faster than you could run, and made my way downstairs.

I alerted my mother to the situation and she was freaked out, of course. My mother told me I can't be scared of the bat because I'm a man, but I'm sorry to say that I'm more afraid of something smaller than me that I can't easily grab and slam around than I am of, say, a hyena or a grizzly bear. Then, an idea came into my head: Get the damn cat. I opened the front door and my cat promptly trotted in, so I quickly picked him up and put him on the steps and said "You know what it is, nigga." Fortunately, the bat was attempting to make his way down the stairs at that moment. Now I'd have to say that it was 5 seconds at the most when Murphy came strutting down the steps with the bat in its mouth screeching in confusion.

When Murphy got downstairs, he started pouncing on it and playing all around when my mother pinned it down with the broom. At first, we were going to put him under a trash bin, but then I got the idea to just murder the thing. I got a hammer and gave it three good smashes to make sure it was done. We then swept it out of the house and off of the porch.

I don't know what we would've done if we didn't have Murphy Holmes. Perhaps swatting around crazily with a broomstick breaking our shit. That bat might have been Murphy's angel in disguise because my mother was sure enough about to get rid of his ass.

Mmm, more bizarre. . .

Have you ever seen someone who's taste in fashion is so weird that you were literally speechless? Your brain burned trying to think of words to describe it since "strange" couldn't possibly do it justice even if spray painted it in big letters on his/her house. If you agree, chances are you're also thinking about Taz Arnold.




I mean, you can't really knock him. His taste in fashion has reached beyond criticism because no matter what you say he just doesn't give a shit, similar to everything that Erykah Badu does. You have yet to hear him strike back at bloggers who shat on his attire when he was hanging with Kanye at a fashion show (You know which picture. When he had the fake teeth?). He has said nothing about what he does or how he does it at all.



Oh, come on now. Seriously, he looks like an Apache jockey.



Anyway, if a man's courage is judged by what he chooses to wear in public, Taz Arnold has to be the Hercules of fashion. I mean, the wow factor of every of this man's outfits seems to increase every time he's seen on a blog, in a publication of some sort or a video on youtube. As outright odd as this man's choice in clothing is, you have to admit he has swag. I can't believe I just said "swag". I'm going to go throw up a little bit.

P.S. and good move bringing back MCM. As if Members Only jackets and Coogi wasn't enough. What's next? Cross Colours?

So, some guy found the sample to A Milli

I also thought about sampling something so obscure that no one would be able to figure out where it's from and not be able to sue me, but what the hell? Bangladesh is retarded. I don't mean that in the good way, either. How do you hear some shit like that and think, "If I put a hot beat over this, this would be one of the hottest song of 2008?" He's. . . I really can't think of an adjective to even describe what I think of his thinking at that point. He's a retarded genius.

Wow. . .

I'm pretty sure alot of people won't post this because it's weak, but I couldn't help it.



Kia Shine's gimmick seems to be "being fresh". The thing is that it's not gonna work. There are alot of other rappers out that have better style than this dude. I don't know what was up with the animation in this video. It looked like they tried to channel "Good Life", but they failed painfully. They also had these little things going around his body that I guess were supposed to be the "freshness levels" of his shit, but that didn't work for me either. Plus, he can't rap. His flow is just. . . it's like Chamillionaire, but more boring. Does anyone even pay attention to this dude?