I'm not into April Fool's Day

I could have switched my blog around or posted a fucking screamer or some lame shit like that, but April Fool's Day is one of the more pointless holidays, in my opinion. The decision to create a day based around mankind's inherent evil by allowing them to deceive people has never made much sense to me.

I've always wanted to tell my dad I'm gay for April Fool's day, but I'm not sure I could say "April Fools!" before he struck me. Either that or he wouldn't fall for it since I have a baby on the way. It also crossed my mind to say that Jasmine lost the baby, but I totally don't need any "douchebag karma" right now.

I do plan on calling my job and pretending I'm calling out for the day, though. That might be funny.

Because This is So Much Fun

Turning popular movie names into adult film movie names = priceless

- Cumdog Millionaire

- The Dark Pipe

- Babylon B.J.

- Cockbang Dangerous

- Camp Cock

- The Chronicles of Pornia: Princess Lesbian

- The Bi-Curious Case of Benjamin Buttsex

- Handcock

- The Midnight Skeet Train

- One Licked Ball

- Pride and Glory Holes

I was so bored.

What I thought of the VMAs

There's no way in hell this jumpcunt earned those awards. I've literally never seen the video for Piece of Me in my life, but yet they expect me to believe this broad (who's career is currently in the sewers) managed to have the best video of the year. Man, lick cat nuts.



I'm completely done with Lil Wayne. First this motherfucker starts wearing colored jeans. I was going to do that, and now I can't because then people would start saying I'm trying to be like Lil Wayne. Second, this bastard looked super hipster when he was performing with Kid Rock. Colored pants? A fedora? A plaid vest? Supras? Finally, he has a fucking piercing. Right there. Under his mouth. If he doesn't want us to think he might be a little fruity, then maybe he shouldn't do some questionable shit. What's next, a tramp stamp that says "BABY"?



Okay, I see that he has a Garfield chain. Very corny. Now what's up with those glasses, b? Those aren't fresh. Clear shades makes you look like a dork. Even an anime nerd that knows the words to a bunch of Japanese songs would call you a loser if you wear shit like that. And what's up with painting a pocket on your shirt? Tyga has the worst dressed award until I can find out if Lil Mama was there or not.




Kanye was the best thing of the night and that's sad because I found his performance kinda boring. Still waiting to hear Love Lockdown in good studio quality.

20th Century Fox is trying to murder my childhood

"Piccolo was intended to look handsome, but Marsters and the make-up artist chose to give him a decrepit complexion, having been trapped for thousands of years."

No, that's called being lazy and unfuckingfaithful.



Texas Battle as Carey Fuller: A high school bully. He is an original character created for the film.
Luis Arrieta as Weaver: A classmate and friend of Goku. He is an original character created for the film.

What the fuck? Why would you send Goku to school? Do they realize that they have just enraged thousands of young adults who watched Toonami during their middle school years.

You can try and tell me this movie isn't going to suck. I'm not going to believe you. I'll ignore you.

EDIT: Even worse it's coming out on my birthday. D:>

Fuck you, too, Squenix

So, turns out Final Fantasy XIII is going to the 360 as well as the PS3. This was a huge kick in the balls to me, as a self-proclaimed Sony fanboy. I dont' know how much money Microsoft slipped them or what the hell a Sony employee did to one of their wifes, but that was a total fuck over. Sure, the PS3 owners are still going to get it, too, but the fact that they straight went over to Microsoft like, "Yeah, we fuck with you, too" was a slap in the face. It doesn't even matter because it's not coming out until like 2011 anyway.

Well, Tomorrow's the Fourth of July

And I ain't doing shit. I'm coming in the house, and I am going to play Sonic the Hedgehog and watch On Demand movies until I fall asleep. I have the entire house to myself until Saturday and all I want to do is enjoy some peace and quiet.

One thing people talk about alot in Baltimore is going to the Inner Harbor and watching the fireworks. Fuck that. Every time they have fireworks downtown, something niggery happens, and I refuse to take part in this horseplay forever. Last time I went downtown for Independence Day, the girl Jamie was supposed to bring the keys to her dad's boat, which she forgot (It was a nice ass boat, too). Then, it ended up raining and we had to get under a damn gazebo, only for a fucking fight to break out and we had to leave in the middle of the hard ass rain. The year before that, there was a riot. I'm not sure if it was really a riot, but I'll go by what WJZ says until I hear otherwise. If there is an all-out gang war downtown, I won't be surprised.

As I type, there are motherfuckers outside shooting and letting off fireworks like we won the Super Bowl again. I swear, once I graduate, I'm moving so far out the county.

That's kind of ironic, isn't it?

So let me get this straight. Their most popular shirts have pictures of people (or a frog puppet) wearing their shirts? That has to say something about the brand. I'm leaving Supreme alone now. For real.

P.S.: Does Juelz iron his bandanas or something?

Wow. . .

I'm pretty sure alot of people won't post this because it's weak, but I couldn't help it.



Kia Shine's gimmick seems to be "being fresh". The thing is that it's not gonna work. There are alot of other rappers out that have better style than this dude. I don't know what was up with the animation in this video. It looked like they tried to channel "Good Life", but they failed painfully. They also had these little things going around his body that I guess were supposed to be the "freshness levels" of his shit, but that didn't work for me either. Plus, he can't rap. His flow is just. . . it's like Chamillionaire, but more boring. Does anyone even pay attention to this dude?