Rebel without a KAWS

Yeah, puns are fun if you know how to use them.

I, personally, respect KAWS as an artist. I thought his street level shit was cool, ya know? The whole "taking a companion head and putting it on a Calvin Klein model" thing was pretty ingenious. Nowadays, I just feel that KAWS is overrated.

Call me a hater if you want, but I just feel that KAWS gets too much credit. My friends always remind me that I can't blast someone for being talentless if they make money for it. It just means they found a smart way to use their talentlessness.



That is Spongebob Squarepants. A famous, gay licensed character that belongs to Nickelodeon. All that happened here is Kaws drew/painted or whatever'd him, put blue X's in his eyes and put the Companion bone things on the side of his head. Now, sure it looks cool, but can you proclaim that KAWS is a great artist for this? You probably will. I, on the other hand, will continue to think that that is some lame shit.




What is so hot about Kate Moss? She looks like Gollum if he was a cute girl and has the figure of a cylinder.

You mad, huh?

Funk Flex is one of many people that are apparently thoroughly disgusted by R. Kelly pissing on a high schooler and getting away with it. Now, R. Kelly was having an interview on BET who wanted to capitalize on his "not being in jail", and the interviewer asked if he liked teenagers and he replied "What do you mean teenagers?" I mean, what other kind of teenagers are there? 18 year olds and 19 year olds don't count.

It's a N*E*R*D cover

No comment.

The Cool Kids - Delivery Man

See, this is what I'm talking about. Instead of being like those fuck ass Retro Kidz and completely stealing from the 80s, they take elements of it and incorporate it in to their music and videos to show that it is inspired by that era. Cool video.

I might be a little. . .er. . . intoxicated.

I do not support underaged drinking.

Puntang.

Feeling More Nostalgic

That thing at 12 seconds used to freak me out



Man, I used to think this show was so cool.



I used to think the transformation was so awesome.



Eek the Cat was funny as shit. I remember when he would show people a picture of his girlfriend and they'd say ". . . She's fat" and he'd look at it and say "Really?" Yo, his girlfriend was a German Panzer IV.



Bobby's World and that catchy intro song. Well, it was catchy in a really bad 80s pop song kinda way. Bobby's World didn't have shit on Rugrats, though.

God damn it, Curtis

I don't know if 50 Cent realized it, but his antics are getting old. He's like the class clown that was funny and cool in, like, 9th grade, but by 11th grade people laughed at him less. Everyone's realizing 50 Cent has no real talent and the only people that still support him are his loyal cockjockers, residing only in wiggas and 40 year olds that long for the days when they sold drugs.

Now, attacking Kanye West is just moronic because for one, he has more appeal to everyone and, two, he's actually still hot. Let's see who's done more "gangsta" shit:

Kanye
1. Fought some government(not really, but they were convincing) douchebags for the film to his Jesus Walks video on Punk'd.
2. Call out the president on national television while standing next to Austin Powers.
3. Smashed some paparazzi's camera.
4. Zapped out after hearing Beanie Siegel called him gay. Most guys wouldn't even raise their voice in defense if Beanie Siegel called them gay and then died.
5. Ran on stage to let motherfuckers know he deserved something that he didn't get.
6. Made "Two Words", which is probably the most hard-body song of his career.
7. Got signed to Roc-A-Fella in it's heyday.
8. Got caught with porn.

Curtis
1. Got shot. (Which isn't really gangsta being that you're the one that got shot)
2. Back out of beefs with people that are either nicer than him or make more money. (Notice he left Game and Wayne alone after they sold more than G-Unit)
3. Go to every show in New York with a bulletproof vest on.
4. Get your security to shoot someone in the testicle.
5. Never call Fat Joe a fat bitch to his face.
6. Steal Bow Wow's girl. (Wow. That's so g.)
7. Talked a bunch of shit and then had a guy that made a song with Daft Punk sell more than him.
8. Claimed he would retire if he was outsold. . . Well?
9.


. . . smh, 50 Cent. Smh.

God damn it, Wasalu

Out of all of the picture comments on the first page, only one woman was honest enough to say "What the hell are you wearing?"

What the FUCK, Lupe? I know you have the money to do this shit, but I hope you don't stop wearing jeans and t-shirts and shit.

Because I'm feeling nostalgic

This just makes me feel old. I was up this morning and happened to turn on Fox and saw some new remake of Biker Mice from goddamn Mars. I was sitting there tripping because I was on the Biker Mice when I was little and it came on. I had all three of them with their motorcycles and I had a bandana with Throttle on it. Man, it's gonna suck when I'm like 50 telling kids about Rocko's Modern Life and VR Troopers.


Episode 1 part 1



Episode 1 part 2



Episode 1 part 3

*sigh* Love Lockdown

No, I'm not posting a link to the song, I'm going to give my opinion on this whole thing.

First off, Love Lockdown is probably going to be the most controversial song of Kanye's career thus far, and when I say controversial I don't mean "Jesus Walks" controversial, I mean controversial as in going super far left from the norm. A lot of people are already throwing out their opinions on the song and a majority of them are negative. I'm going to be in the lot of those people.

Now, it's already known a lot of Kanye dickriders are going to do their damndest to defend the song, not to say that anyone that likes it is a dickrider, but a pole-jocker will insult one's being for even thinking that Kanye made a piece of shit. Even when someone says "I've been a Kanye fan, but I just don't like this song", someone will come in and say "Then you're not a true Kanye fan". Apparently, to be a true fan of something you have to not be able to admit that the artist can make some mistakes. Look at Lil Wayne's "fans". He drinks syrup and kisses men and they always have an excuse for that shit. Some have even gone as far as making the passing of Kanye's mother an excuse for "Love Lockdown", which I call bullshit on. A lot of people have lost loved ones and continued to make good music. Once again, I'm not insinuating that Kanye has started sucking due to Love Lockdown, just that it's not a good song.

Finally, auto-tune. That shit needs to stop. I understand that Kanye loves using it and may feel that it's proper for the music he wants to create in this next album, but I can't even remember the last time I heard this dude's voice with out it changing pitch every 1.4 seconds. (That's a lie. I have Celebration on my PSP)

In conclusion, Kanye can do whatever the fuck he wants, he's a grown ass man with more money than me, you, and that guy over there combined. From his perspective, he might just feel that Love Lockdown was the song that hewanted to make for himself and you can either take it or leave it. All in all, though, no, I will not be putting that song on my mp3 playerPlaystation Portable.

"I've never heard the word dick so many times in my life"

WARNING: This video is homo. It's funny, but quite homo.



Green Bench are some funny dudes. If you're paying attention, it's also a satire on homophobia and the government's battle with gay rights. And shit.

Ew.

Yes, I do hate Karrine Steffans more than pedophiles, but this video was just cruddy. You should seriously reconsider shit talking the chick you were doing nasty stuff with if you didn't want it to get out that you like spherical objects in your anus. Especially if it's someone as classy as Karrine Steffans.

Lupe Fiasco at the Kids Choice Awards

Lupe @ VMAs from kwest on Vimeo.

Yo, what's up with the Prince on the top Rick James on the bottom outfit, Lupe? Come on, man.

Yo, for real

Shut the fuck up. We don't care how much you love still having your hymen intact.



Shut the fuck up. You made me miss Sarah Silverman.

What I thought of the VMAs

There's no way in hell this jumpcunt earned those awards. I've literally never seen the video for Piece of Me in my life, but yet they expect me to believe this broad (who's career is currently in the sewers) managed to have the best video of the year. Man, lick cat nuts.



I'm completely done with Lil Wayne. First this motherfucker starts wearing colored jeans. I was going to do that, and now I can't because then people would start saying I'm trying to be like Lil Wayne. Second, this bastard looked super hipster when he was performing with Kid Rock. Colored pants? A fedora? A plaid vest? Supras? Finally, he has a fucking piercing. Right there. Under his mouth. If he doesn't want us to think he might be a little fruity, then maybe he shouldn't do some questionable shit. What's next, a tramp stamp that says "BABY"?



Okay, I see that he has a Garfield chain. Very corny. Now what's up with those glasses, b? Those aren't fresh. Clear shades makes you look like a dork. Even an anime nerd that knows the words to a bunch of Japanese songs would call you a loser if you wear shit like that. And what's up with painting a pocket on your shirt? Tyga has the worst dressed award until I can find out if Lil Mama was there or not.




Kanye was the best thing of the night and that's sad because I found his performance kinda boring. Still waiting to hear Love Lockdown in good studio quality.

Ravens - 17 Bengals - 10

This game was supposed to be won anyway. I'd recommend that you never in your life talk about how good the Bengals are in front of die hard Ravens fans in Baltimore unless you're a masochist. Of course, a lot of us lost faith after that horrifying fumble by Ray Rice, but we made it anyway. How about Joe Flacco the rookie outdoing Jon Palmer? Pretty hot. He also made a 38 yard run which is even hotter.

I was at work, but fortunately I got most of the last quarter during my lunch break. It was pretty disheartening to watch 3 Ravens players get injured in, like, 3 minutes(especially Todd Heap).

And poor Chad Johnson with only one catch. As a random customer at my job said "The Bengals suck, and Ocho Cinco can suck all of our balls".

All in all, I'm just happy we beat the Bengals.

Ryan Leslie featuring Fabolous and Kim Porter Jr - My Addiction

. . . The women in this video suck. They must be fashion models.

P.S. I don't mean to offend any females, but seriously, fashion models aren't attractive. Where's the meat!?

I fucking HATE THE RETRO KIDZ!

And you know what? Fuck you if you like them. Fuck their parents, fuck your parents and fuck whoever else's parents.

This shit is getting out of hand. To have the nerve to dress like you're goddamn parents when they were teenagers and then make a video about a "New Era"? Motherfucker, that was 20 years ago! That wasn't even that long! Even my mother admits that a lot of the style from that time period is wack and yet we have a click of cocksuckers who decide to make a living like this.

And if you're thinking "Well, if you hate them so much, why are you giving them publicity? Well, because if you have enough sense, you'll know not to like them and to throw rocks at them if you see them on the street. Especially the guys with the high top fades.

Bossman featuring Raheem Devaughn - I Wonder(K-Swift Tribute)

Man, the tribute doesn't even come until the end. This is the same way I felt after I watched Queen of the Damned. Whatever.

This guy is great. He's great.

I love samples! I love chopping samples! I love chopping samples from cartoons/anime/video games!


EDIT: Another video by the same guy. His dancing is bad ass.

How many lumps do you want?

I, personally, feel that Puma is, like, the most slept on shoe company out right now. Being that I live in Baltimore where many people are just getting up on New Balances, I'll probably be made fun of for wearing Pumas, but I'll be damned if I don't love them.







Mmm, shoegasm.

Okay, for real this time: Aww, skeet skeet skeet!

I don't know who Ciara's with now currently, but I'll murder that guy to massage just one asscheek. Just one.


SHE'S NOT A MAN. Assholes.

From Way More Fresher via Necole Bitchie, apparently.

Aww, skeet skeet!

Skate 2 'New San Vanelona' trailer HD

If you never played Skate, you should probably go rent the first one, like, now.

20th Century Fox is trying to murder my childhood

"Piccolo was intended to look handsome, but Marsters and the make-up artist chose to give him a decrepit complexion, having been trapped for thousands of years."

No, that's called being lazy and unfuckingfaithful.



Texas Battle as Carey Fuller: A high school bully. He is an original character created for the film.
Luis Arrieta as Weaver: A classmate and friend of Goku. He is an original character created for the film.

What the fuck? Why would you send Goku to school? Do they realize that they have just enraged thousands of young adults who watched Toonami during their middle school years.

You can try and tell me this movie isn't going to suck. I'm not going to believe you. I'll ignore you.

EDIT: Even worse it's coming out on my birthday. D:>

Maybe you're just like your mother. . .

A friend of mine posted this on facebook, and I thought it was funny and true:



A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building."

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.



LOL @ men being gold-digging sex addicts. Thoughts? No? Whatever.

That's just wrong. Well, I've seen wronger.

No, bad Pedobear! BAD!

Really, T.I.? Really?

See, you don't sample the Numa Numa song. The Numa Numa song is something you put in something that's funny, ya know? Meant to be stupid. Whoever thought that was an intelligent idea is an asshole. I honestly would've liked the song if they didn't put that shit at the beginning. Ruined the whole shit.

EDIT: Just Blaze, I still respect you immensely, but I'll always remember that you're the "producer that sampled Numa Numa".

What YOU should know about Sarah Palin

Being that I'm a moveon.org member, I receive e-mails every now and then. The last e-mail I received was very interesting. It's about John McCain's new bitch running mate, Miss Sarah Palin.

Dear MoveOn member,

Yesterday was John McCain's 72nd birthday. If elected, he'd be the oldest president ever inaugurated. And after months of slamming Barack Obama for "inexperience," here's who John McCain has chosen to be one heartbeat away from the presidency: a right-wing religious conservative with no foreign policy experience, who until recently was mayor of a town of 9,000 people.

Huh?

Who is Sarah Palin? Here's some basic background:

* She was elected Alaska's governor a little over a year and a half ago. Her previous office was mayor of Wasilla, a small town outside Anchorage. She has no foreign policy experience.

* Palin is strongly anti-choice, opposing abortion even in the case of rape or incest.

* She supported right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan for president in 2000.

* Palin thinks creationism should be taught in public schools.

* She's doesn't think humans are the cause of climate change.

* She's solidly in line with John McCain's "Big Oil first" energy policy. She's pushed hard for more oil drilling and says renewables won't be ready for years. She also sued the Bush administration for listing polar bears as an endangered species—she was worried it would interfere with more oil drilling in Alaska.

* How closely did John McCain vet this choice? He met Sarah Palin once at a meeting. They spoke a second time, last Sunday, when he called her about being vice-president. Then he offered her the position.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. . . . . What?

He met Sarah Palin once at a meeting. They spoke a second time, last Sunday, when he called her about being vice-president. Then he offered her the position.

Holy fuck. Holy motherfuck.

Easily in the Top 5

Producers that is. Ryan Leslie has yet to make a beat that disappoints me, not to mention he actually can play instruments besides a keyboard. This has to be one of the best videos of a producer working his magic on the internet.



Then we have what used to be my favorite. (Sorry, Pharrell)



Natasha Ramos doesn't even seem to realize that Pharrell of the FUCKING NEPTUNES is creating a song just for her. That's just ungrateful.

EDIT: Fine. MY PERSONAL Top 5 of producers WHO DON'T USE SAMPLES.

Do we really need this during Obama's Campaign?

Yes, a film about a black police officer that is intolerant of an interracial couple that lives next door and decides to fuck around with them. Yeah, that's great.

I do admit that blacks tend to be the most riled up by black/white interracial relationships, do we really need a film like this while we have a black(bi-racial, to be specific) man running for president? I mean, it might sound silly, but you know how dumb a majority of Americans are. Any negativity brought around blacks are going to be pointed out and any positive stuff done is only going to be noticed if it was by Obama or at the Olympics.

Not to mention that the movie just plains look ass. It might suck, but it may get some critical acclaim. The last movie with a crooked black cop got an Oscar.

The Adventures of Murphy Holmes (Most Likely Part 1)

So, if you've been to my blog before you may or may not know about my crazy ass cat Murphy Homes. Boy, do I have a story for you tonight.

I'm in my room about to fall asleep or whatever. I'm just tired, don't have anywhere to go and next thing you know I hear a loud flapping sound. I open my eye for a split second and see something flying back in forth between my room and the hallway. My first though was "That is NOT A FUCKING BIRD". It came to my realization that it was actually not a bird, but a living, breathing fucking bat. I promptly jumped up and crouch-walked out of my room, since I don't know how many dudes you know would jump up and fist fight a small creature that could fly faster than you could run, and made my way downstairs.

I alerted my mother to the situation and she was freaked out, of course. My mother told me I can't be scared of the bat because I'm a man, but I'm sorry to say that I'm more afraid of something smaller than me that I can't easily grab and slam around than I am of, say, a hyena or a grizzly bear. Then, an idea came into my head: Get the damn cat. I opened the front door and my cat promptly trotted in, so I quickly picked him up and put him on the steps and said "You know what it is, nigga." Fortunately, the bat was attempting to make his way down the stairs at that moment. Now I'd have to say that it was 5 seconds at the most when Murphy came strutting down the steps with the bat in its mouth screeching in confusion.

When Murphy got downstairs, he started pouncing on it and playing all around when my mother pinned it down with the broom. At first, we were going to put him under a trash bin, but then I got the idea to just murder the thing. I got a hammer and gave it three good smashes to make sure it was done. We then swept it out of the house and off of the porch.

I don't know what we would've done if we didn't have Murphy Holmes. Perhaps swatting around crazily with a broomstick breaking our shit. That bat might have been Murphy's angel in disguise because my mother was sure enough about to get rid of his ass.

T-Pain featuring Little Wayne - I Can't Believe It

I actually like this song(minus Dwayne Carter) and the video made me like the song alot more. It's very rare you see a unique rap video, being that most people prefer to stick to the "money, hoes, cars" thing. It's also nice to see Buffie the Body still doing work because me and my girlfriend were arguing about her last week. Apparently a "glamour model" isn't a real model like Kate "No-tits" Moss. Seriously, though, Wayne ruined the song. If him and Kanye don't get off of T-Pain's dick with the auto-tune shit, I'm going to start threatening people, and you don't want me to start threatening people. I can say some sick and twisted shit.

Laugh My F'ing Bottom Off

That has got to be one of the most awesome Obama photoshop things I've ever seen. They have more here.

The Worst Rap Video of 2008 goes to. . .

This was sooooooo terrible. The video matches the quality of the song perfectly. I KNOW you noticed how they went off key by, like, the middle of the video. Usually, I'd ignore all of those "niggers" comments on youtube, but I have to say that this video deserves each one. In the wikipedia entry for the word "nigger" they should have this video.

Stolen from Fiyah Muzik.

That's not real

Nice try, babycakes.

Falcone KIIIIICK!

This picture is hilarious. It's even funnier because the dude Angel Matos is kicking a referee. It's one thing if you push him on the ground or something like wrestling, but he actually kicked him. This is a guy that's trained to kick people kicking a defenseless man. Look at the look on the ref's face. He looks like one of those racist caricatures of chinese people. Oh, yeah, and if you were wondering, he kicked him because he disqualified him for going over a minute in injury time.

Source.

Oh, fucking hell naw

Nope. Just no. I remember when little young ass girls would dance like this and someone would voice their concern about how inappropriate it is and the response would be "At least they're not dancing with someone else. They're just dancing." I would agree. The hip moving and all of that is similar to how our ancestors and our brethren in the motherland dance *ahem*. This shit, right here, though. . . this is degrading. What made it the worst is that the adults were egging them on. Look at little homeboy! He don't even know what's going on, he just doing what he was supposed to do. Did I just say "supposed to"? Shit, he's not supposed to be doing that. Neither of them are. They are goddamn babies.

So, I stole this from Sharona

This Game is the Best Game Ever

Maybe not, but Mirror's Edge is looking pretty bad ass.

So, this ruined my appetite a lot.

I really want to put an emoticon here, but I have no witty comment for this. I'm seriously disgusted.

From Celebully

I'ma whoop yo ass on this traaaaain.

I guess since my blog is called the E-Rich Show, I figured I would put some shit up from real life, too. These are just pictures of shit I've done today. I just got Street Fight Alpha off of the Playstation Store, so I basically got my haircut and played that all day. Yaaaaay.





My brother. Pedophiles better back off.



Yep



Because no one wants any parts of Sagat. Unless they like getting kneed in the chin repeatedly.

And since you can't get enough of Murphy Homes a.k.a That Goddamned Cat:


You could say that's a "baby picture". He gets a few months older and now he doesn't want to stay in the damn house.

Ebony Babe Takes It In the Face

Not really, just bored. I've been involved in teenage young adult debauchery since yesterday continuing in to today, so I haven't really been posting. Ahh, it's not like you care. Here's something that irks me. Apparently, the hot saying for niggas with money now is "It ain't tricking if you got it". That's bullshit. It's still tricking, it's just worse because you don't mind. Here are some versions I could agree with:

It ain't tricking if she's your girlfriend

It ain't tricking if she pays you back

It ain't tricking if she's a virgin

It ain't tricking if she grew up with you

It ain't tricking if she's ugly

It ain't tricking if you owe her

It ain't tricking if she didn't ask for it



Those are a lot better.

Pushing the right buttons

There's a start and select button the bikini bottom, too. This would totally be a great gift for that geeky girlfriend. I would buy one for mine, but I'm worried they won't sell any to fit over her breasts. Despite my previous beliefs, there are some cons in life for women with Ds and up.

From that Kotaku.

What's that? Purchased, that's what.

If you haven't seen Bebe's Kids, do yourself a favor and cry. This movie should be among the ranks of classic animated films like Fantasia and Spirited Away. On that shirt up there is one of the most memorable characters from the movie, Khalil. Do you know how many cool points I would get for owning that shirt? More than you could for owning that shirt.

From Digital Gravel.

Gym Class Heroes featuring the Dream - Cookie Jar

I see what Fiyah meant. This song is corny as hell but I like Gym Class Heroes, though. "Viva La White Girl" is one of my favorite songs of their's and Travis has the opportunity to be a well respected rapper. They just need to avoid songs like these, because they were on to something with "Cupid's Chokehold".

The Game featuring Lil Wayne - My Life

First, I'd like to say that the Game is wack. He'd be a genuinely good rapper if he did not name drop so FUCKING MUCH. I mean, Jesus, just listen to the first verse. He even name dropped John Lennon. I'm also highly frustrated that he said "We are not the same, I am a Martian" and the beginning of the second verse. I really don't see how people could sit here and listen to him without getting pissed off at how many famous people/cars/locations he mentions.

Second, when did Lil Wayne become the new T-Pain? His singing voice is hilarious. His little singing part about Rodney King on "Mrs. Officer"? I can't listen to that without laughing.

Dictionary of Eric: sperm-friendly (warning: I'm gross. Seriously.)

I developed the term "sperm-friendly" to describe a woman or specific part of her body that I, and probably many other men, would love to ejaculate on, usually the face. Example:


Teyana Taylor


I mean, she's cute in a "baby minotaur" kinda way, but the angling of her face isn't optimum for porn-quality dick-spitting on. She does, however, have very sperm-friendly knockers.



Yes, indeed, my brotha.


Rihanna


Oh, come on. Even straight women want to cum on Rihanna's face.


Hellary Clinton


I don't even know why I even thought of that. I mean, if her face were sperm-friendly, I'm pretty sure Billy wouldn't have went and skeeted on Monica's instead.


Bria Myles


I mean, she just has that "corrupt me" face. I. . . I can't even finish right now. My loins are all light-headed.

Oh, man, they fucked up

It's Shun Goku Satsu all day, baby.

The Face of Evil

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. He's cute. Well, the cute ones are always the worst. He's bigger now, and he's a violent creature. I decided to name him Murphy Homes, after an infamous neighborhood in Baltimore because he is one of the most Baltimore cats I've ever seen.

For one, he scares my neighbors. He made the neighbor girl cry and he chases everyone that walks past my house. You ever seen a big, gangster-y dude with tattoos and cornrows jump after being startled by a small, black cat? It's funny, but that's not the point.

He terrified the UPS man. He was coming to bring the box that Sony sent me to send my Playstation 3 to them to get fixed, and when he came on the porch, Murphy hunched his back. He figured he was harmless and when he got close to the door he pounced on his leg. The guy then makes tracks to the gate where he stands outside and yells "Hey!" repeatedly. When my mom notices and goes out to talk to him, he tells her that the cat attacked him and he decided to pussy his way outside the yard. My mom says "I can't believe everybody is so afraid of our cat" to which the UPS man replies "Whatever, I've been scratched by a cat before!" Now, I'm sure other people that have been scratched by cats agree that a cat scratch might hurt a little, but not enough to interrupt my job. I guess when Biggie said "Don't be mad, UPS is hiring", he didn't add "people that are scared of cats".

He also brought a bird in our house this past Tuesday. Now, I don't know what possessed this little motherfucker to bring a live animal in my house, but I chased him around for 10 minutes beating him with a broom to get him to release the poor thing, but he wouldn't let go. When he finally did, I scooped the bird up with the dust pan and put it on the porch. It died like 5 minutes later.

Both of those things happened this week.

In conclusion, my cat is a demon. I don't want to blame it on him being black, because that would be racist.

Mmm, more bizarre. . .

Have you ever seen someone who's taste in fashion is so weird that you were literally speechless? Your brain burned trying to think of words to describe it since "strange" couldn't possibly do it justice even if spray painted it in big letters on his/her house. If you agree, chances are you're also thinking about Taz Arnold.




I mean, you can't really knock him. His taste in fashion has reached beyond criticism because no matter what you say he just doesn't give a shit, similar to everything that Erykah Badu does. You have yet to hear him strike back at bloggers who shat on his attire when he was hanging with Kanye at a fashion show (You know which picture. When he had the fake teeth?). He has said nothing about what he does or how he does it at all.



Oh, come on now. Seriously, he looks like an Apache jockey.



Anyway, if a man's courage is judged by what he chooses to wear in public, Taz Arnold has to be the Hercules of fashion. I mean, the wow factor of every of this man's outfits seems to increase every time he's seen on a blog, in a publication of some sort or a video on youtube. As outright odd as this man's choice in clothing is, you have to admit he has swag. I can't believe I just said "swag". I'm going to go throw up a little bit.

P.S. and good move bringing back MCM. As if Members Only jackets and Coogi wasn't enough. What's next? Cross Colours?

Charles Hamilton - November 10th

You hear how he flipped Marble Hill Zone? Nice. Go get that Outside Looking in mixtape, people.

So, I'm a nerd, right

So, as much as I love rap music and women, you'll be hearing about more video games and electronics and shit.

This is the game I just ordered from Play-Asia called DJ Max Portable 2. Just look at the videos.








You know how there are those people that pride themselves on listening to music that no one else isn't on yet? That's how I'm going to be with video games now, thanks to play-asia. Wait until I learn a nice amount of Japanese. Ooh, ya'll gonna be in trouble.

Not to go out on a rant: Showca$e

Now, I'm a Star Trak stan. A rational Star Trak stan, but a stan none-the-less. By this, I mean that when I spot bullshit, I will say that it's bullshit. For example, Teyana Taylor is a bamma. I don't know what Pharrell was thinking. Now for the thing that's irritating me. This guy:



He couldn't possibly be signed to Star Trak and I refuse to believe that Pharrell would say, "Hey, that nigga's nice!" and give him a deal. First off, there were more name drops to everything Star Trak than anything I've ever heard from a Star Trak artist.

"My eyes got me looking like I'm Chad's cousin"
"Don't think about pushing me/ I got a couple clips that'll push ya T"
"You can ask Pharrell, he'll tell you 'Yessir'"

Those were just a few in the first verse. And what the fuck are V's? Do you mean the "Star Trek" sign? It's sad to say this, but alot of people don't know that they got that from the Star Trek show. You know, "Live long and prosper" and shit? Terrible.

Some pics from Otakon Day 2

I'm about to go into Otakon withdrawal, so I'm going to go ahead and post some of my favorite pics from yesterday.



Canti from FLCL. I just happened to see him/her on the elevator and immediately took a picture



Lum from Urusei Yatsura. She's friggin hot! Like, "nasty thoughts" hot.



Naruto and Sakura. If you need information about them, then maybe you're old. They're not as cute as Toddler Gaara, though.



Darth Vader. You should know who he is.



"Hipster-acid trip" Pac-Man and ghosts.



They had Shaq-Fu. For 90 dollars.



A bunch of guys were breakdancing and hilariously enough, the Asian dudes were really good while the black guys were mediocre. (no bigot)

Maybe tomorrow I'll post something about how it went or I might make a slideshow with all of my pictures. Who knows?

Bernie Mac - 1957-2008

Some Otakon pictures from Day 1

Man, I need to get up in like 5 or 6 hours to be up there early, so I'm going to put up some of my favorite pictures.




Faust from Guilty Gear. I like this picture. It looks artsy fartsy.



Pedobear and sleeping girl. We actually just saw this chick just sleeping, and Pedobear was near by so I asked him to pretend he was about to. . . pedo her.



He's so DAMN ADORABLE! This was the first picture I took. Eleven people were taking pictures of him while I was.



This thing freaked me the hell out. It was like 15 feet tall. If I was high when I saw it, I probably would've cried.

I might post some from tomorrow, but if you want to see all of them, you'd have to go to my myspace

CRS featuring Pusha T - Everyone Nose Remix

I haven't watched it yet since I just wanted to beat WayMoreFresher in posting it, but I'm watching it now.

Edit:

I told someone a while ago that I wish Hype Williams could direct every music video that comes out and this only helps my argument. I love all of the retro gaming shit. It even featured Galaga, which is my favorite old school video game of all time(shitting all over Super Mario Bros., Pac-Man, all that crap your parents liked). It's nice to see a CRS video, now if they would make a real one that's, you know, not a remix of another song, then taht would be great.

I'm SO recreating the Hydra battle

So, not only will I be purchasing Little Big Planet, but I will be putting on reserve like a motherfucker

" If you pre-order LittleBigPlanet in North America — and why wouldn't you, really — you're going to get some amazing goodies, according to the official PlayStation blog. Not only do you get exclusive exclusive Kratos Sackboy downloadable content, you'll also get a smashing Nariko from Heavenly Sword Sackboy, a LittleBigPlanet sticker book, the “LittleBigPlanet Creator” MiniGuide by Brady Games and an adorable burlap "LittleBigPouch." "

I don't think I have the ability to be sad anymore. . . Oh, wait, my PS3 is broke. Fuckbeans.

Kotaku

SMH

I don't want to make fun of them since they're mentally handicapped. I know they're supposed to be joking and pretending to be mentally challenged, but they have to be retarded to wear that in public. Fuck all that swag and confidence shit. No. All of them have the most hideous get ups I've ever seen in my life.

Why So Serious?

I have to say that I didn't expect this video to be so damn funny.