- School's out for the winter. Maybe longer. Maybe more on that eventually.
- What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
- Santa Claus stops at 3 ho's! LOLLA AT YA BOY.
- *sigh*
- Eric is 5 months now. He's weird as shit. He likes to lean all the way back in to a St. Louis arch shape when you're holding him and he has the uncanny ability to move when you're not looking. Seriously.
- I'm seriously considering going to Ground Control. I want to learn Muay Thai and Judo and shit. Maybe I'll even fight.
- Nothing is more manly than beating a man unconscious and then walking away with a 3 inch gash on your forehead and a swollen eye.
- Except killing a lion and a bear in handicap match.
- I wish I had more to talk about, but I'm focusing on stuff, like - Uh-oh, time to go.
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