Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Consequence feat. GLC and Really Doe - Disperse

I'm kind of upset with myself that I keep sleeping on Consequence. I have yet to be disappointed by any of his songs, but yet I can't bring myself to download or buy the album. Out of all of the dudes on G.O.O.D. music, he stands out the most. The "other guys" are on the track, too. GLC is "cool" at best, and if I manage to not pay attention to one more Really Doe verse, he's going to be on Memphis Bleek status like Yung Berg and Jim Jones. LMAO@ Lupe Fiasco spazzing out. It's good that he reinforced my confidence in my Lupe Fiasco impression.

Shit I Hate

I had a little thing I used to do for my friends on myspace called "Shit I Hate" which was basically me doing what I do best, which is rant.

I hate when fat chicks wear tight ass shirts with their stomach hanging out the bottom. I do love when people love themselves, but it's another thing to try to force your love for yourself on others. That body is you and your boyfriend/girlfriend's body, not ours. We do not want to see that shit. For real, lady.

I hate that women can straight treat us like shit and we have to be nice. Have you noticed that if a ugly girl takes interest in a guy, he'll let her down easy(unless he's drunk)? You know, he might lie and say he's faithful to his current girlfriend or he's gay or some shit. Women do not have to do this for some odd reason. If a ugly guy tries to holla at them, they start picking on him and burning his self-esteem. There is the little game where they'll start saying:
"Girl, he talking to you!"
"Nuh uh, he talking to you!"
"That's your boyfriend!"
"Yo, she wants to talk to you!"
"Ugh, no I don't!"

This shit happened to me alot in middle school. That's why I'm an asshole now, and for some reason girls want me. Go fucking figure.

I hate the word "hater". It's like what happened with the word "ignorant". No one gave a shit about it, until they heard someone say it, and now they use it all wrong and use it to describe their friends when they are being stupid. Look, there is a difference between being "hated on" and being "hated". You can't say some dude is hating on you because you fucked his girl. He just hates you. He's not jealous that you fucked his girl, he did that, too(hopefully). He just doesn't like you.

I'd also like to add that being "hated on" is the hot shit on myspace, now. It's, like, 15 year old kids with no job and a sidekick their mother paid for talking about having haters. Yo, nobody is hating on you. You are a goddamn baby.

I hate Lil Wayne dick riders. Dick riders are bad, but Lil Wayne's are the worst. They will flame the shit out of you for saying that Lil Wayne is "pretty good". They are in complete denial that Lil Wayne might just not be the best rapper alive and there are way nicer niggas out. I actually got into a semi-argument in school since I think the best rapper alive is Andre 3000. I chose not to entertain their need for an altercation and just said "Look, it's a fact. Just like chlorophyll is the reason leaves are green." I proceeded to make evasive maneuvers while they tried to look up chlorophyll.

I also hate the fact that they are on that line "What's a goon to a goblin". What does that even mean? Most of the motherfuckers that like it couldn't tell a goblin from an orc from an ogre, so what is so riveting about that line?

I hate Karrine Steffans. It's very rare that I dislike a woman this much, but she is a current age Jezebel. I hate the fact that she wrote a book about sucking dick and how much she enjoyed sucking dick (Oh, and she got raped when she was young and had a son with Kool G. Rap. Yeah, I read it. Don't judge me.) and then turn around and say "I'm not famous because I'm a blowjob enthusiast, I'm famous because I'm a best-selling author." No, bitch, you're famous for sucking dick. Now she's making a living off of being a whore. I would say ex-whore, but she still is. She admitted in King magazine that she's currently banging senators and delegates instead of just rappers now. Look at that, she's a slut who used her book for advertisement. I might think she's the sluttiest slut-bag, whore-dog, cock-swallowing, cuntwhistle, bitchskank this side of the equator, but she's damn sure intelligent.

I hate when niggas on myspace trying to promote their music have a broad with a phat-ass for their display picture. It's even worse because you know that guy couldn't bag that chick his self.

I hate when rappers have an album coming out and say "I have something on there for everybody" and then everything is the fucking same.

I hate that Plies is trying to be so hard-body but he's so short. I know I shouldn't crack on him for that, but for real, that nigga's tiny! I'm like 5'7", so I'm not Kevin Garnett or anything, but yo, he's like 4'9"!

That's it. I'm done for now. I'd also like to add that for a movie released in the late 90's, End of Days is pretty good. You know, the joint with Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting the devil and shit?

I made a Biz Markie face

I just happened to be on hypebeast, a site I visit moderately, to see if I saw anything interesting or worth posting. Turns out every shoe that was on the home page was


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Goonies x Puma Disc Blaze


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Sprint-2-Queens DC Goliath


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Questlove Air Force 1

except for these, since I have a thing for Converse and their biters:

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Rhythm Sandwich Hi

Which doesn't make sense because I've never even heard of them. What the hell is wrong with shoe designers nowadays? They wouldn't make this crap if these "hipster"/poser/attention whores didn't want to wear them.

Okay, Ed, I get it.

Okay, Goddammit, I'm interested. Also finding out you guys added the Joker wasn't too bad either. I'm actually thinking about renting it now.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Nas x Stephen Colbert

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

So, some guy found the sample to A Milli

I also thought about sampling something so obscure that no one would be able to figure out where it's from and not be able to sue me, but what the hell? Bangladesh is retarded. I don't mean that in the good way, either. How do you hear some shit like that and think, "If I put a hot beat over this, this would be one of the hottest song of 2008?" He's. . . I really can't think of an adjective to even describe what I think of his thinking at that point. He's a retarded genius.

DJ Khaled and a bunch of people - Out Here Grinding

I really didn't want to post this, but the video was so corny I had to do it. Trick Daddy had the hardest part because if they were going for the whole Wu-Tang "Triumph" look, that one was the best. First off, I really can't take Rick Ross seriously anymore. Sure, yeah, it's about the music and shit, but you can't sit there and lie about being a correctional officer and then keep rapping about selling drugs. It's not even lying anymore, it's just straight denial. Then, they have Plies, who is like 4'6", chained up in a prison. I wasn't as much tripping off of that, but more so that he had his last album cover made into a piece for his chain. Lil Boosie's part had me crying, though. That running through the alley from the fire thing was so corny I couldn't believe it. The song is dumb mediocre. That's it.

P.S.: Maybe it's just me, but it's too many niggas crying on this "G's to Gents" show for me to seriously think they were G's in the first place.

What the hell, Kanye. . .

I wasn't going to post anything today (Not like you, who randomly found my blog, gives a shit), but I saw this on Kanye's blog amidst all of the rampant dick-riding and spamming and was like O_o.

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My fashion sense might be kind of conservative, but what the fuck, yo. First off, those shorts are over his kneecaps. You should never, under any circumstances, have your kneecaps out in public unless you about to do a cannonball into the pool.

Two, I hate HATE when motherfuckers wear long-sleeve clothes with shorts. That is a pet peeve of mine. The scarf makes it worse. It's like a seasonal mullet: Winter/Fall on the top, Spring/Summer on the bottom.

Monday, July 21, 2008

R.I.P. K Swift

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Wow, this is crazy because I practically grew up with K Swift. You can't represent Baltimore and not know who she is. She's basically become a part of Baltimore's history and she was going to blow up soon. It's unfortunate that she had to meet an untimely end. R.I.P. K Swift.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

The Watchmen trailer

I've heard of the much praised Watchmen graphic novel and heard about the movie, but I didn't expect to be amazed. That trailer is how all movie trailers should be: Fucking awesome. Expect me to be in the theaters to see this, especially since it's directed by the guy that made 300 look awesome. Slow motion hasn't looked that cool since the Matrix came out. Hell, I might go read the graphic novels, too.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Sure Was A Great Day Today

So, I hung out with my girlfriend all day for her birthday. We went to go see the Dark Knight which was fucking awesome. Seriously, the movie really lived up to the hype. It makes Heath Ledger's death even worse since he won't be able to play the Joker again. The Joker as played by Heath Ledger might be one of the best villains ever (I never Jack Nicholson's version). I'm not even going to spoil the movie, but there might be a lot of talking for, like, the first half hour, but they make up for it. There is also a special guest appearance near the end by another popular Batman villain.

She also bought a bunch of girl stuff like bras and body creams and other stuff I don't understand. I also drew a penis on her brother's forehead while he was in a drunken daze.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Artist Spotlight: Miss Keara

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So, I have an interest in people who draw, do graphic design, and are into photography because these are all things that I have an interest in. Even more so when they're females. Even more so when they're actually good. No, seriously, she is really nice. I would post a real picture, but you know how girls get if you use the wrong one. She calls herself Miss Keara and I found her on myspace. She did some designs for Uzoy, who happens to be a pretty nice female rapper if say so myself, and that's how I found her.

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I had to post this one. It had boobies.

Well, I have to say that her skills make me want to cut my fingers off and sell my computer. I'm completely unworthy. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd totally be sweating her on myspace while I typed this.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

If You Don't Think These Are Ugly. . .

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I wouldn't have posted these, but my face just made a natural reaction to a picture of these boots. They're some sort of Nike hybrid boot thing. I don't know, but they are hella ugly. It's like Nike decided to make their own answer to Crocs.


Wow, You Look Stupid

I found this website called Street Peeper, right? Some of the fashion on that website is so atrocious that I decided that every now and then I'm going to post some of my favorites.

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If she was going for the Aladdin look, she totally nailed it.

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Seriously, though, she looks like a character from Tekken. I still refuse to believe that this picture was taken in New York and not some super small village in rural Japan.

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Wow, son. He would look slightly normal besides the "pervert" look if it wasn't for those pants. If they ever had a drug dealer in a Disney cartoon, this is what he would look like.

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See, he's the type of person that gives New York a bad name. He probably wears leather sweatsuits in the summer talking about "I'm funky fresh!".

Fast Life - Clipse

Well, it's nice to see Scottie didn't have to sell his music equipment (low blow, I know). The only worry I had about the Clipse not doing as many tracks with the Neptunes was that the beats would suck and it wouldn't feel the same, but Pusha T and Malice brought their infamous swagger onto this track. Yeah, sure, they rap about crack alot, but if all of these "I move keys" rappers could rap like the Clipse, then the whole sub-genre wouldn't be as boring and played out. Wait, those were Play Cloths. . .

Monday, July 14, 2008

Fuck you, too, Squenix

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So, turns out Final Fantasy XIII is going to the 360 as well as the PS3. This was a huge kick in the balls to me, as a self-proclaimed Sony fanboy. I dont' know how much money Microsoft slipped them or what the hell a Sony employee did to one of their wifes, but that was a total fuck over. Sure, the PS3 owners are still going to get it, too, but the fact that they straight went over to Microsoft like, "Yeah, we fuck with you, too" was a slap in the face. It doesn't even matter because it's not coming out until like 2011 anyway.

Wait, what?: Yung Berg "controversy

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Tell me this nigga doesn't look like a cat. Seriously. He talks like Sylvester.

So apparently Yung Berg is in trouble with women of darker complexions. Oh, well.

I really don't see the big deal with what he said. Every dude has a certain preference in women, so I don't see why Yung Berg can't do the paper bag test on the broads that are unfortunate enough to decide to lie in bed with homeboy. Him saying "I don't date dark butts" (lol, dark butts) is similar to me saying "I don't date skinny chicks". Dark-skinned women-no, scratch that- black women are the ones that are most offended by this, of course. Hell, when I say "I'm not that attracted to really skinny females" in front of a skinny female, they get up in arms. Now, I want women to think about this when they realize a man doesn't date women of their type:

1. Do you find him attractive?

2. Would you fuck him?

3. Would you suck his dick?

If your answer to all of these is no, then you shouldn't get angry. Besides, I'm sure there are plenty of non-famous dudes that would be better for you than Yung Berg.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

New Dead Space trailer

Looks pretty good. Too bad I'm not going to play it being that I'm a total pussy for horror games.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Lady luck is a hooker, and I'm all out of cash. . .

Now, that's the trailer for the Max Payne movie. I have only one problem with it. . . it actually looks good. This trips me out because it's a movie based on a video game, and statistics prove that never ends well. However, if you look at the cast and the cinematography, it actually looks like it might do Max Payne some justice. Excuse me while I go put my face in a bucket of ice.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Drawing Apes

So the dude J Grady (a.k.a A Drawing Ape) has started his own blog, and if you don't know who he is by now, then. . . you're about to learn.




I found out about him on the REVIVE blog and he had made the cover for their mixtape that they made. If you haven't noticed, he's a pretty good artist. No, fuck that, he's an excellent artist. He takes different things from a culture who's name I have not discovered/thought of yet(You know, people who know who Nigo is, love video games, owns every Lupe Fiasco CD. We could call it "nouveau nerdy" perhaps) and forms paintings and drawing with meanings deeper than something you could think up on your own. His Fall of Rome painting is my personal favorite.

Point is, he has a blog now. I'm pretty sure he's getting more hits than me as we speak. He's a funny dude, and kinda weird which reminds me of myself, and he's always doing something interesting. Urban spelunking FTW.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

You're Too Slow!

That boy Charles Hamilton is nice. Everyone talks about how the internet is killing hip-hop and record sales, but in my opinion, the internet might just be the best thing to happen to it. I found a bunch of niggas that are actually pretty good as opposed to the shit that gets rubbed in our face every time we turn on BET and MTV.

Well, Tomorrow's the Fourth of July

Fireworks Baltimore

And I ain't doing shit. I'm coming in the house, and I am going to play Sonic the Hedgehog and watch On Demand movies until I fall asleep. I have the entire house to myself until Saturday and all I want to do is enjoy some peace and quiet.

One thing people talk about alot in Baltimore is going to the Inner Harbor and watching the fireworks. Fuck that. Every time they have fireworks downtown, something niggery happens, and I refuse to take part in this horseplay forever. Last time I went downtown for Independence Day, the girl Jamie was supposed to bring the keys to her dad's boat, which she forgot (It was a nice ass boat, too). Then, it ended up raining and we had to get under a damn gazebo, only for a fucking fight to break out and we had to leave in the middle of the hard ass rain. The year before that, there was a riot. I'm not sure if it was really a riot, but I'll go by what WJZ says until I hear otherwise. If there is an all-out gang war downtown, I won't be surprised.

As I type, there are motherfuckers outside shooting and letting off fireworks like we won the Super Bowl again. I swear, once I graduate, I'm moving so far out the county.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

It's a Road That You Go When You Die

This song is awesome. I want this played at my funeral while dolphins flip over my casket and women in skanky, glitter-covered outfits cartwheel and dance up and down the aisles.