Monday, March 31, 2008

Bunch of Sick Fucks

Some douchebags decided to test the toughness of the PSP. This video is not for the squeamish, and why any sick bastards would even think about doing this to a defenseless psp is beyond me. - PSP - Extreme testing from Broken Review on Vimeo.

Sick fucks.

Kanye West featuring Chris Martin - Homecoming

I didn't watch it yet because my computer is a cock-smoking baby eater.

Edit: I watched it, and I like the video. Kanye always comes with some new shit, and this definitely made up for Flashing Lights. Not that Flashing Lights sucked, but it definitely left me kind of empty.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Wait, what?

I have to type this one out: What the fuck!? What the fuck!?

First, I'm probably late, but I had no idea Papoose was boning Remy Ma anyway, but then to hear they were supposed to get married? Stop it. Now, she's going to be in lock up and guess what? Papoose is still gonna marry her ass. What the fuck!? Remy Ma's pussy must be excellent. Fantastic. Excelsior. Premium Poontang.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Fanboy diaries

Why fanboys hate Xbox

Why fanboys hate Playstation

Why fanboys hate Nintendo

If you are truly a fanboy for your system, you have to agree with most of that shit. I'd also like to say, as a Playstation fanboy, I don't hate the 360 or the Wii. I choose to just not spend my money on them, but I will play them if someone else decided to.

all from gamesradar

I, personally, think this is funny

Remy Ma's going to jail. And that's terrible.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Ralph Lauren was boring. . .

Lo-Lifes. I swear I thought these niggas were a myth.

I don't know how to feel about this. I've heard dumber shit, but this is still some dumb shit. I don't plan on going to New York soon either, so any e-thug threats are for naught.

Sunday, March 23, 2008


First video of Sonic Unleashed?

Could this be the new Sonic game? It better be, or Sega is getting alot of death threats.

Courtesy of Kotaku

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Funniest GIF by far

Two snaps and a twist

If you watched the entire thing and didn't notice anything wrong, then you probably never saw a gay person before and think that I am a hater

Outkast featuring Raekwon - Royal Flush

New Outkast! So damn happy! A DJ yelling over the track and starting it over kind of ruins it, but who cares? It's new Outkast!

Outkast featuring Raekwon - Royal Flush

Andre 3000 is easily the best rapper alive. Lil Wayne, no. Lupe Fiasco. . . well, he can take second.

Oh, and I stole it from Fiyah Muzik.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Super Sexy Sneakers Brawl

Some dude was so orgasmic about the release of Super Smash Bros Brawl, that he decided to purchase some white Air Forces and bust a video game-loving, artistic nut all over them.

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I wish these were official. Selfish son of a bitch.

Gotta Catch 'Em All - STDs!

So, I happened to be perusing my favorite video game blog, Kotaku, when I came across an article about "Pokemones". I'm thinking, "What the fuck? They spelled Pokemon wrong", but as it turns out, Pokemones are actually a, well, read for yourself:

Pokemones are members of a controversial Chilean teen subculture of the same name. As suggested by the term, Pokemones' group aesthetic includes elements from Japanese anime. What makes them controversial, however, is a signature pastime with ponceo: public group sex. According to a March, 2008, Newsweek report, in addition to anime and ponceo, the culture is typified by an interest in androgyny, piercings and electronic gadgets. Newsweek suggests that Pokemones differs from previous youth movements—such as hippy and punk—by its lack of a discernible cause or set of ideals.

Basically, they're like emos meet otakus. Oh, look, a video! (44 seconds in is worth it)

South American women are wonderful. Terrific. However, I can not get down with homo sex and androgyny. Call me a homophobe, but that shit makes me uncomfortable. Also, the unprotected public displays of . . . affection are really not cool. Let's hope this shit doesn't catch on in the states. Out teenagers are bad enough as is.

Edit: As it turns out, Newsweek was bullshit and a Chilean dude came to the rescue and said there is no public mannilingus involved. They just kiss as many members of the opposite sex in one night as they can at parties. Now, I'm interested in visiting Chile.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Brand Spotlight: Serye

I just have a soft spot for graffiti, so therefore this brand caught my eye. They only sell t-shirts right now, but hell, I want one. Spotted them at the Kazbah.

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Hip-Hop Saved My Life

You should pray that this stays up for a while. The story in the song feels alot better with a video to match it, especially since it has a good ending. I'm kinda mad that the guy that plays "the homie with the dream" has this hoody I've been eye-molesting for a minute, but whatever.

edit: Well, shit.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Big Up to All My Haters!

This is what some executive at Microsoft said:

"Before very long we will look back wistfully at shiny discs as something that was somewhat a historic phenomenon in a way that we kind of think about vinyl or VCRs today," Lewis stated. While the Microsoft-backed HD DVD format has "died" in the next generation format wars, Lewis believes that Blu-ray will follow the same fate. When will digital distribution take dominance? "I think that's going to be the case in the next 12-18 months."


"You fuckers don't want HD-DVD? Fine! We don't care! Blu-Ray sucks anyway! Then you're gonna be all sad, like 'Why didn't we choose HD-DVD?', and we'll be like 'Ha! Told you!'"

Do you really think that guy would've said that if Toshiba and everyone else jumped on the HD-DVD wagon? Besides, irrelevance in a year is better than irrelevance a month ago.

A Bedazzling to End Them All. . .

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I guess this would be for all you flamboyant gaymers out there. I almost got a wii just for Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but they pushed it back. Now I'm with my PS3 and I couldn't be happier. (No fanboy)

Friday, March 14, 2008

Okay, LRG is taking this hoody shit a little overboard


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I. . . don't know about this one. I almost wanted the Jason joint, but I realized in the end I made a good decision. This motherfucker right here. . . I'm pretty sure I'm not feeling it.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Lil Wayne featuring Static Major (R.I.P.) - Lollipop

What is there to say about this video? It's average at most. If Static Major didn't pass away, this would've been my first time hearing about dude. I guess it's a good look as far as a single, cause broads are gonna like it regardless (Bet money it gets hella spins in strip clubs). I really feel like I'm being auto-tuned to death right now though.

Dr. Damn Kevorkian wants to run for Congress

Kevorking Plans Run for Congress

Isn't he a murderer?

Man in the Mirror

This has a chance to be one of my favorite mixtapes of 2008. I wasn't feeling Blue Collar, for real, but he's winning me back with this shit.

Hell, this might make me buy his next album.

Wait, what?

Woman Stuck to Boyfriend's Toilet for 2 Years

What the hell? How is that even possible? Now, it's one thing for someone's skin to grow on the toilet, which is gross, but he let her stay there for 2 years and then realized something was wrong? That's ludicrous.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

He just keeps giving us ammo

Damn, Wayne

The only reason you couldn't see anything wrong with this is if you're a Little Wayne stan.

P.S.: If you didn't realize, it's an ad for condoms.

Blatantly stolen from Fiyah Muzik.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Gyring and Gimbling in the Wabe

Yeah, I know, MTV is the devil and shit (not including the Gauntlet) but I happened to find these dudes called the Jabbawockeez on America's Best Dance Crew and they're actually pretty good.

I love how at the end, dude threw the jackets off and one landed on his homeboy face.

Okay, this one is more dancing and less talking.

I'd find more, but yeah, fuck that, It's 2:00 a.m.

Thursday, March 6, 2008


"The Financial Times is reporting today that Stan Glasgow, President of Sony Electronics, has stated that there have been discussions with Microsoft to incorporate a Blu-ray drive into the Xbox 360. After the death of HD-DVD Microsoft announced that they would be discontinuing the HD-DVD add-on, leading on to discussions between Microsoft and Sony regarding the possibilities of a Blu-ray add-on, or even a fully integrated drive for future SKUs. The result of this would be an increased price point for the Xbox 360, along with a portion of all hardware revenue going to Sony. Yes, that means Sony would be making money off of every 360 and PS3 sold.

Of course, Microsoft are being coy about this entire thing, stating that they have "made no such announcement. Games are what are driving consumers to purchase game consoles and we remain focused on providing the largest library of blockbuster games available." Nothing new there, then. Nothing's confirmed yet, but we're intrigued to see where (if anywhere) these talks will lead."

As a Sony fanboy, I would like to go find Xbox fanboys and rub it in their faces, but most of them are jocks and 13 year old boys, so they wouldn't comprehend the massive defeat that Microsoft just suffered. I'll be back to insert a simile of the colossal spin this puts on the game.

I'm a PS3 fanboy

I feel betrayed

I been telling my friends for a while that if Toccara kept losing weight I wouldn't love her anymore.

tsk tsk tsk

I'm not joking, it's all going down hill now. She better not call my phone anymore.

That's kind of ironic, isn't it?

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So let me get this straight. Their most popular shirts have pictures of people (or a frog puppet) wearing their shirts? That has to say something about the brand. I'm leaving Supreme alone now. For real.

P.S.: Does Juelz iron his bandanas or something?

Oh fuck no

hell fucking no

Nigga (or should I say nigger?), what the hell? It's supposed to be a series of shirts that are based on the "cult classic" (klan klassic) Coonskin, but fuck this. Not enough blacks know about that obscure ass movie to rock this shit in public. Seriously. I love provocative and controversial shirts, but this takes the cake. It took my fucking cake and threw it at a wall. I'm really tolerant when it comes to shit like this that people claim is "not racist" but . . . no. Seriously, I don't even get this offended when some 12 year old white kid tosses the word nigger around on youtube. Supreme lost mad points from me for this, and they barely had any.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

(Backpack) Rapper's Delight

Yeah, that was corny, but at least it's my delight, at least.
Mishka Monstrosity

I would rock this up UMBC, then all the fresh asian dudes would be hating. Or not.

From Boundless NY
(but it's sold out. . . shit)