Lady luck is a hooker, and I'm all out of cash. . .

Now, that's the trailer for the Max Payne movie. I have only one problem with it. . . it actually looks good. This trips me out because it's a movie based on a video game, and statistics prove that never ends well. However, if you look at the cast and the cinematography, it actually looks like it might do Max Payne some justice. Excuse me while I go put my face in a bucket of ice.