Decisions Decisions

One of these magazines are getting my money for a one year subscription. I just don't know which one yet.

Okay, for real this time: Aww, skeet skeet skeet!

I don't know who Ciara's with now currently, but I'll murder that guy to massage just one asscheek. Just one.


SHE'S NOT A MAN. Assholes.

From Way More Fresher via Necole Bitchie, apparently.