The whole Nerd/poseur movement

I write a little series of blogs on myspace called "Shit I hate" because I'm angry person. And shit. I decided to post this one anecdote from one I did recently because this shit seriously still infuriates me.

"I'm becoming infuriated with this "cool nerd" shit. For real. You can't be "cool" and a nerd at the same time. Like, three years ago, I finally realize I'm a fucking nerd. I came out of the "nerd closet", if you will. I went to Otakon and enjoyed it (I didn't cosplay though. That's waaaaaaaay to geeky for me). I stay on the internet on websites besides myspace. People used to cheat off of me in high school. I continuously use SAT words in my everyday vocabulary. I'm a nerd. Not a geek. Not a dork. A nerd. So why come soon as I realize how nerdy I am, everybody starts wearing polos and glasses talking about, "I'm a nerd, too"? This is pre-goddamn-posterous. There is no such thing as a cool nerd. Lupe Fiasco. That nigga's a nerd. He loves manga and have you ever heard this nigga when he's geeking? He's a fucking nerd. Pharrell? This nigga says drug dealers could've been chemists. No one really makes that comparison. Yet, they seem to be the archetype for nerd that poser niggas's build off of. Look, bottom line is: If you don't remember Yu Yu Hakusho, you don't read books, and you can't tell software from hardware, then maybe you should reevaluate yourself. You fucking poser."

O_O

Wow. (That's like my favorite word now) Soooooo, March 4th will be the first time I watched BET since the Wire cast was on 106th & Park. You can definitely tell Pharrell is a nerd. That was some straight up "Math is my favorite subject" dancing right there.

Shout out to waymorefresher

A chickenhead? You can find them anywhere.

So, until I went to Fiyah's blog, I had no intention of watching this retarded "Bust It Baby" bullshit. Now that I did watch it, I'm halfway glad I did, and halfway pissed off at myself.

Wow. This is so classy. You see that one chick talk about how she woke up with a dick in her mouth and the other one brag about going both ways. In all seriousness, I might just watch this show.

Metal Gear Awesome 2

is funny as shit, and if you haven't seen it, you should go watch that and the first one.

The Re-Up Gang rides again

So, I downloaded We Got if 4 Cheap Vol. 3, and I'd have to say I enjoyed it. I don't want to make this a review of sorts, because I'm not good with rating shit by scores. I'll just tell you to listen to it.

One of the main gripes about the Brothers Thornton is the fact that literally all that they rap about is crack. The reason why I like them is because they can actually can rap, though. Unlike most "Cocaine" rappers, they make it interesting with entertaining metaphors and similes, alongside engrossing storytelling. As Pusha T said in "Rainy Dayz", "Twist metaphors to avoid sounding cliche".

I don't want to forget about Ab-Liva and Sandman, the other half of the Re-Up Gang. Being that I didn't hear any of their previous mixtapes (which I'm listening to, now), my main worry with WGI4C 3 was that Liva and Sandman would just be extra weight that are just there to be in Malice in Pusha's shadow. Fortunately, my worry didn't come to fruition. Each member of the Re-Up Gang pulls equal weight, one being just as lyrically competent as the other. They also share an equal love for the white powder that the two star members made so popular to rap about.

As for the mixtape completely, I can say I really like it and it's on constant rotation in my PSP. One guy on Dat Piff said, "All they did was jack a bunch of beats". It seems that cock-knob is new to the mixtape scene, being that all that mixtapes are for is the artist(s) to show off their skill, whether using their own beats or beats they wish they had. With WGI4C Vol. 3, The Re-Up Gang succeeded with that. Instead of going through a percentage system, I'm gonna tell you my personal favorites that I put on repeat at least once.

20K Money Making Brothers on the Corner
Cry Now
Dey Know Yayo
Fuck You
Rainy Dayz
Re-Up Intro
Real Niggas
Scenario 2008
Show You How to Hustle

Spotlight: Boogie

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then Boogie's photographs are worth way more. He almost reawakens my interest in photography. Check out a photo essay he did for Time. His only pictures are not just of drugs and gangs, though. Check out his website, too.

Hey! You got your synthesizer in my touch screen technology!

The Korg Kaossilator

• Pocket sized Musical Synthesizer uses a Touch Pad to Play Music
• Easy to use. No previous musical experience required.
• Built-in Synth, sound-effects, and drum sounds, for a total of 100 powerful sound programs.
• 31 scale patterns let you easily play a wide variety of "always perfect" phrases.
• 50 types of gate arpeggiation help you perform complex rhythmic patterns.
• Loop Recording allows multiple phrase overdubbing to create complete grooves
• Output stereo audio via the built in headphone jack with volume or use the RCA style audio-out jacks
• Runs off of 4 AA Batteries (Not included)

Well, I love synths, so I would totally be on it. . . If I was 500 dollars richer. It doesn't cost 500 dollars, It's just that once I spend 200 I want some left over, ya know?

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Best PSP Game in the World

Beats. I love the hell out of this game. It's a rhythm game that uses any mp3 that you have on your Playstation Portable. If you have a psp, you need to go here and download that.

I feel bad for R. Kelly

I ain't heard from DMX in a while, and boy, is this a way to hear from him. He completely ravages R. Kelly's dignity and threatens the hell out of him. I'm scared for R. Kelly, because gospel album or not, DMX is one person you don't want to be angry with you.

"Where yo curly moustache at?"

Talk about adding insault to humiliating injury. The guy Yipes (Who is one of the top Marvel vs. Capcom 2 players in America) ruins some guy reputation while yelling about Pringles and scoops of Haagen Dazs. If you haven't watched it already, you should.

Dey Know L-O? I sure didn't

Now, I'm supposed to hate this song because this nigga associated with D4L, but this beat is monster. For real, I'm about to just download the instrumental.

Add this to my favorite clothing lines

The Loots. I mess with karmaloop heavy, so I ran across these guys. I already bought the Guts tee and I plan on buying more. I would link directly to them, but karmaloop acting assholish.



















Karmaloop Kazbah

Well, everybody posting 50's response, so I pst GZA's response

backtracking? I don't know, I didn't see the original. Why does everybody get sand in their vagina when a seasoned vet says Soulja Boy sucks balls? He does! I don't think 50 wants beef with the entire Wu-Tang. He forgot to say "except Ghostface". Ghostface will really fight a nigga.

Total Garbage: Trya B - Rush

I'm a hater, whatever, I've been called lots of things. First off, the SWV song that sampled this was way better. This shit is like 4 minutes of mediocrity. Plus, she completely copies off of Ciara. Tell me she don't. Unfortunately, she'll probably become popular, but then again, that chick that had the high voice that also bit off of Ciara didn't do too well.

What the shit?

White man turns blue. No, seriously, watch this shit. This nigga is blue!

Yeah. . .

Well, for Christmas I got a Playstation 3 (The 399 one with Spiderman 3) and I got a gamefly subscription, so yeah, a nigga busy. I already beat Uncharted, Ninja Gaiden is currently being a pain on my scrotum, and I'm looking forward to getting Assassin's Creed and Skate. I also purchased the Cool soon as it came out. I can't pick a favorite album of the year because I don't feel like it. Well, I'll post new information, once I find something.

What the fuck is wrong with this city?

I couldn't agree with that statement more.



I can't wait. Oh, and as a representative of Baltimore, we don't say "knockos". It's "knockas".

Dumbest Nigga Alive

Maybe not, but he's definitely in the top 10. I'm pretty sure most of you have heard about the infamous "Criminals Gone Wild" DVD. When I first saw the trailer, I said "This has to be fake. No one is that fucking stupid to follow around dangerous criminals with a camera and put it on a dvd. Nor would a criminal allow you to follow him around with a camera or not wear a mask while committing crimes". Well, a few of the dudes that are on the dvd got nervous when the cops started investigating, so they started admitting that it was fake. Well, the guy who came up with the idea is the only asshole who is still going around saying it's real. Now, the shit hits the fan when the also infamous political douchebag/bigot Bill O' Reilly manages to get this disgrace to black people on his show.




This guy is an ass. I don't even feel like typing anymore. That interview said it all.

Wow. . .

I'm pretty sure alot of people won't post this because it's weak, but I couldn't help it.



Kia Shine's gimmick seems to be "being fresh". The thing is that it's not gonna work. There are alot of other rappers out that have better style than this dude. I don't know what was up with the animation in this video. It looked like they tried to channel "Good Life", but they failed painfully. They also had these little things going around his body that I guess were supposed to be the "freshness levels" of his shit, but that didn't work for me either. Plus, he can't rap. His flow is just. . . it's like Chamillionaire, but more boring. Does anyone even pay attention to this dude?

Dollar Signs on My Back Pocket, Who Am I?

Season 6 BBC/Ice Cream lookbook. COME AND GET YOUR ICE CREAM.

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