- I'm an asshole.
- Maaaan, I had to wear some tight pants at work today. I was trying to surprise one of my co-workers and when I crouched under an obstacle to get to her, my massive man-thighs caused my khakis to give way and produced a vicious rip down the left side of my pants.
- That's embarassing, bitch.
- I had to "store use" some pants, meaning I had to pick some off of the clearance rack.
- I ended up getting these pants that leave me no crotch room and barely fit around my legs.
- It felt like my dick was in jail.
- I need new work pants.
- Yo, we have this customer that comes in all the time that picks a vacuum up for repair and turns one in.
- The vacuum cleaners stay looking like shit when they bring them in.
- It looks like they beat people with them.
- I also got on the bus today and there was a girl who's ass was literally popping out the bottom of her shorts.
- I was infatuated until she got off.
- I also had a girl eyefuck me after I helped her grandparents.
- My job is awesome sometimes.
- She was of age.
4 comments:
The reason I like this blog is because you always keep it 100. Always. Had me laughing at the whole damn thing...:)
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New blog, homie.
.......I need a job with action like this.
lol mad funny.
My job is boring- I part time at my school library- something about the smell of new books - its not half as interesting.
You're baaack yaaay!! Hilariousness.
Eyefucking? Yummy... I kinna did that to a guy who was gracious enough to be walking down the street shirtless with a six pack (not beers), minimal hair, and brown sugar skin.. Mmmm. Anyway, the point is I work with a bunch of prune faced sourpusses. Sourpuss'? Sourpussies? Hmm... Gotta think about that one.
Why do old(er) ladies always have the biggest dumb asses imaginable? Have you noticed, or am I wrong for looking..
Love your blog; reppazint Bawdimore nigga!
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