Thursday, August 27, 2009

I'm a Fucking Animal with the Verbs and Nouns

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- I've been looking for that song for like two months.

- Well, looking means trying to remember the rest of the song by thinking of the chorus over and over again.

- I'm reading a new nigga novel called "Dogism".

- I thought that after reading "The Cake Man" (which is possibly the worst nigga novel ever written), this shit would be like Catcher in the Rye or some shit.

- It's not.

- Yo, it's hot as shit up my job. These douchebags claim that the air conditioning isn't working. I think they just aren't turning it on to save money. Maybe four days out of this entire summer the air conditioner worked.

- Sweaty MILFS are hot.

- This slutbucket on Allhiphop called "Miss Mouth" (slut name) said that Young Jeezy is the greatest rapper alive.

- I honestly believe people deserve to die for comments like that.

- Saying some shit like Young Jeezy or Lil Boosie are great rappers and shit is seriously considered a stupid and friendship-ending comment.

- Now I'm just listening to Anita Baker on youtube.

- Anita Baker is awesome.

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- What, you thought he was gone?

4 comments:

yours truly said...

- This slutbucket on Allhiphop called "Miss Mouth" (slut name) said that Young Jeezy is the greatest rapper alive.

- I honestly believe people deserve to die for comments like that.

- Saying some shit like Young Jeezy or Lil Boosie are great rappers and shit is seriously considered a stupid and friendship-ending comment.

The sequencing of those three statements had me cracking the hell up. too funny.

Charles V. Heartbreak said...

Once again you've managed to blast on these dumb fucks. I think I'm going to do a blog called "The Top 10 Reasons to Get Your Hip-Hop Card Revoked". Thanks for the inspiration my friend.

-Mr. Heartbreak

Malcolm Maximillion said...

You shouldn't say hi to kids with your penis lmao

Droolin said...

yea...flop it up and down like it's talking.make it look up at you like it's a litle puppet or sommit