0:15 - Wait, Toya is "not over Wayne"? What is so great about this nigga? He looks like a frog's thigh and he's gotten like thirteen other broads pregnant. I must meet this guy. His personality must be super radiant.
0:20 - I can already tell I'm not going to like Tiny. Her voice is like eating a handful of wasabi. If you've ever had wasabi, then you know that shit is fatal.
0:29 - No, she doesn't need to sing. I don't even remember her ever singing when she was with Xscape. Lawl, Xscape. They're so irrelevant now.
0:35 - Wait, she's not over Lil Wayne, but she's telling her own mother she needs to get her shit together? Sounds like she has a bad case of bossy hypocrite.
0:49 - "You get back wit ma daddy Imma get back wit Wayne". Yo, I can see this show is going to be pathetic. I feel like I'm going to vomit out of my lungs.
1:13 - I don't get how Tiny's voice sounds better on the voice-overs. Maybe seeing her unattractive face move with the words make it worse.
1:21 - I swear on my life, if BET didn't give this scummycoochie a show, I would not have known she had Lil Wayne's kid.
1:27 - Where'd she get a lot of love and fame from? I don't know that bitch! At least they mention Tiny in the media every now and again. Lil Wayne goes through broads like cereal, so I didn't know anyone existed before Nivea.
2:36 - Wait, Tiny wrote "No Scrubs"? Wow. Wow.
4:24 - This Toya chick has it bad. She is way too hot to still be stressing over Dwayne Carter, who has since moved on and got around twenty women pregnant.
4:43 - Tiny is so buckethead it's insane.
5:00 - Geeking off of the knock-off version of the "Flipside" beat they are playing right now.
5:12 - Wow, Lil Wayne's mother is on here, too? I'm not surprised because your bond is stronger with a chick your son had his first child with rather than, say Lauren London. I've never liked Lauren London for some reason.
7:06 - Yo, they are country as shit. I swear while I was listening to Toya talk, one of my eyes went lazy.
7:43 - Toya's daughter speaks better than her. I don't know if that hurts my heart or makes me happier for the child.
8:35 - Tiny's voice. . .
9:33 - "Peesh" Instead of saying "peace", Tiny says "peesh". Is she doing that shit on purpose?
I'm not. . . I refuse to watch the second part right now. Just for suffering through this shit for you people, I give you this: