Proof That I Do Anything For the People That Read My Blog

I've been wondering "Hey, what's so great about this Tiny & Toya show?" so I decided to watch the preview on youtube and commentate on what exactly is going on.

*sigh*



0:15 - Wait, Toya is "not over Wayne"? What is so great about this nigga? He looks like a frog's thigh and he's gotten like thirteen other broads pregnant. I must meet this guy. His personality must be super radiant.

0:20 - I can already tell I'm not going to like Tiny. Her voice is like eating a handful of wasabi. If you've ever had wasabi, then you know that shit is fatal.

0:29 - No, she doesn't need to sing. I don't even remember her ever singing when she was with Xscape. Lawl, Xscape. They're so irrelevant now.

0:35 - Wait, she's not over Lil Wayne, but she's telling her own mother she needs to get her shit together? Sounds like she has a bad case of bossy hypocrite.

0:49 - "You get back wit ma daddy Imma get back wit Wayne". Yo, I can see this show is going to be pathetic. I feel like I'm going to vomit out of my lungs.

1:13 - I don't get how Tiny's voice sounds better on the voice-overs. Maybe seeing her unattractive face move with the words make it worse.

1:21 - I swear on my life, if BET didn't give this scummycoochie a show, I would not have known she had Lil Wayne's kid.

1:27 - Where'd she get a lot of love and fame from? I don't know that bitch! At least they mention Tiny in the media every now and again. Lil Wayne goes through broads like cereal, so I didn't know anyone existed before Nivea.

2:36 - Wait, Tiny wrote "No Scrubs"? Wow. Wow.

4:24 - This Toya chick has it bad. She is way too hot to still be stressing over Dwayne Carter, who has since moved on and got around twenty women pregnant.

4:43 - Tiny is so buckethead it's insane.

5:00 - Geeking off of the knock-off version of the "Flipside" beat they are playing right now.

5:12 - Wow, Lil Wayne's mother is on here, too? I'm not surprised because your bond is stronger with a chick your son had his first child with rather than, say Lauren London. I've never liked Lauren London for some reason.

7:06 - Yo, they are country as shit. I swear while I was listening to Toya talk, one of my eyes went lazy.

7:43 - Toya's daughter speaks better than her. I don't know if that hurts my heart or makes me happier for the child.

8:35 - Tiny's voice. . .

9:33 - "Peesh" Instead of saying "peace", Tiny says "peesh". Is she doing that shit on purpose?


I'm not. . . I refuse to watch the second part right now. Just for suffering through this shit for you people, I give you this:




Sleep well.

As My Friend Alicia Would Say "OMG, kill yourself!"

I just happened to be looking for a Bape related picture to put for my myspace(Yes, I still go on there) headline and found this pathetic MF'er.

First off, I'm a fan of Bape and BBC/Ice Cream, although I like the latter more and I hate fake shit. Like, seriously, if you really want Bape that bad, just save your money for it. It should only take a few months for you to put enough money aside for a varsity jacket or hoodie.

Why this nigga got on a purple Bape hoodie and a matching shirt? That's not the worst part.

Then, he's holding a gun of some sort. I hate when dudes take pictures of guns because they seem to want to give the impression that they would use them.

Finally, wtf at the weight, yo. It's not even on a whole dumbbell. I mean, 35 pounds? I can lift that with one finger!

Well call my mind officially fucked.

Trust me, you'll find out what's so fucking creepy if you do it right.

I Couldn't Be Less Confused

Wait, what?

I supply you with this website of "What the fuckery".

Picture is Unrelated

Oh, Come The Fuck On.

This shit is sickening. There is no way possible that this obviously unfit police officer could get away with this.

If you want to get the message out to these morons that this shit is unacceptable:

1) Digg the story. Spread word online.

2) Contact BART Director Carole Ward Allen and demand an independent investigation. (510-464-6095 or email BoardofDirectors@bart.gov)

3) Call the BART police to demand immediate action: Internal Affairs: Sergeant David Chlebowski 510.464.7029,dchlebo@bart.gov; Chief of Police: Gary Gee 510.464.7022, ggee@bart.gov


Spearheaded by $port.

Come on, son

Sometimes, just sometimes, I want to kick Taz Arnold in the chin.

Call Me Confused

I'll never understand women. A matter of fact, women are not meant to be understood by men. Hell, women can't even understand other women. Me and my girlfriend had a mini-argument (One of many that we have all the time) about how one time when we met she caught the wrong bus and had to catch a cab to my house. At the time, she lived in Delaware, so she hadn't been in Baltimore in a while. I tried to explain to her that the 15 bus was temporarily detouring and she would have to catch the 68 to my house. Of course, she was all "No, the 15 goes up there. Trust me." We had to go on about this for, I don't know, 5 minutes? I eventually gave up, since evasive maneuvers are usually the best bet when engaged in a heated argument with a woman who's bones you would like to jump.

So, anyway, she decides to catch the 15 like a butt and ends up going the wrong way and calls me freaking out about how she can't get across the bridge and she ends up calling a cab. Fast forward about 2 years and now she claims I "should've pushed more". . .

That's bullshit.

She wasn't trying to hear my advice then, so why now I should've been more assertive is beyond me.

Oh, and here's my favorite. I was supposed to get her an Ipod for her birthday, but she got one from her friend and didn't need one any more. She then ends up needing an Ipod again and apparently I owe her a mp3 player for her birthday. We got into an argument about it and she ended up saying "Nevermind, I don't need it." I was like, cool, whatever, ya know? Now, she brought it up and says "You should know when I said that I meant I still want you to buy it."

. . .

That's bullshit.

I just love how women say men don't understand and call us stupid and then do weird illogical shit.

I know a lot of females read my blog. Am I wrong for being confused/frustrated?

P.S. If you don't hear from me anymore, my girlfriend is the fourth one on my top on myspace. You better snitch on her ass. She reads my blog!

Oh, Seriously, What the Fuck, Man

Excuse me, I'm infuriated right now. My girlfriend told me earlier about this whole hoax about a girl who had a B carved in her face by a big black man and it turns out she was lying. Well, I didn't even know what the fuck she was talking about since I was out of the house since 11:30. I get in the house and go straight to Fiyah Muzik because I know he would have that shit on there and it was right there on the front page.

Apparently, some little chick from Texas went to the police this morning saying a black guy over 6 feet tall robbed her and then saw she supported McCain and whooped her ass. During said ass whooping, he then proceeded to take something sharp and carve a B into her face. I know, weird right? It gets worse.

Once the whole thing hits the media(It just happened this morning), McCain's camp claims that the B stood for Barack. Funny thing is the B is backwards. The police were already skeptical about this little cunt, and guess what? She was lying! Holy shit!

I'm not really surprised by this shit. At this point, I surmised that the only people that could really still support McCain at this point are:

A) Racists
B) Hardcore Republicans
C) Dipshits
D) Racist Hardcore Republican Dipshits

Apparently, she was D. To stoop so low as to attempt to sling some shit on Obama's name is quite disgusting. I do, however, applaud her "ditch effort" to try to help McCain look good with less than two weeks until Election Day. To bad she didn't do a better job of looking like a battered victim by, for one, drawing a correct "B" on her face.

I can't even be but so angry about this shit. This just makes McCain and his camp look worse than they already do. Bad enough Palin was talking about freezing funds to research cures for Autism(which my 10 year old brother has, by the way), but then this comes along.

There's no possible way that McCain could win this fair and square. None. At All. If he wins, America loses. . . credibility.

SM-mothefucking-H

That's just disgusting. I hope her parents aren't alive to see this because this is what would happen to my daughter if I saw that shit on her chest:



Man, I still can't watch that shit without covering my chest.

I got that picture from the Digital Apes.

He just bitched Obama supporters everywhere

I'm more offended that this motherfucker wore it on a motorcycle. Basically said "Fuck you, coons, I want you to see this shit."

. . .

Would you kindly follow this link and watch the video please?

Thanks.

I didn't say anything first because I wanted you to watch this in it's entirety and be amazed. You could say this video is art because it feels like art but you can't figure out why. I seriously can't comprehend why a video with two unattractive black people having sex in front of a background that would make the first episode of Pokemon in Japan look like a blank white screen is good, but I kinda feel that way. But, unfortunately, it's directed by Eric Wareheim(of Tim & Eric's Awesome Show) and I don't like that guy. I still don't have my verdict on exactly what the hell I just watched, but my head hurts so I'm going to go take a break.

The source be Nerd with Swag