Saturday, November 1, 2008

Call Me Confused

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I'll never understand women. A matter of fact, women are not meant to be understood by men. Hell, women can't even understand other women. Me and my girlfriend had a mini-argument (One of many that we have all the time) about how one time when we met she caught the wrong bus and had to catch a cab to my house. At the time, she lived in Delaware, so she hadn't been in Baltimore in a while. I tried to explain to her that the 15 bus was temporarily detouring and she would have to catch the 68 to my house. Of course, she was all "No, the 15 goes up there. Trust me." We had to go on about this for, I don't know, 5 minutes? I eventually gave up, since evasive maneuvers are usually the best bet when engaged in a heated argument with a woman who's bones you would like to jump.

So, anyway, she decides to catch the 15 like a butt and ends up going the wrong way and calls me freaking out about how she can't get across the bridge and she ends up calling a cab. Fast forward about 2 years and now she claims I "should've pushed more". . .

That's bullshit.

She wasn't trying to hear my advice then, so why now I should've been more assertive is beyond me.

Oh, and here's my favorite. I was supposed to get her an Ipod for her birthday, but she got one from her friend and didn't need one any more. She then ends up needing an Ipod again and apparently I owe her a mp3 player for her birthday. We got into an argument about it and she ended up saying "Nevermind, I don't need it." I was like, cool, whatever, ya know? Now, she brought it up and says "You should know when I said that I meant I still want you to buy it."

. . .

That's bullshit.

I just love how women say men don't understand and call us stupid and then do weird illogical shit.

I know a lot of females read my blog. Am I wrong for being confused/frustrated?

P.S. If you don't hear from me anymore, my girlfriend is the fourth one on my top on myspace. You better snitch on her ass. She reads my blog!

8 comments:

Malcolm Maximillion said...

lmao

Gorgeous Lynette said...

hilarity!!!!!!! but it's true I don't need it= you better buy it cunt. I don't know I wouldn't have said that you should've pushed more way back then. But, I would've said you shoulda came and saw me or atleast pick me up. & I'll tell if you come up dead or something.

E-Rich said...

Yeah, I don't have a car and my mom wasn't home. . .

XOxo - Stephie said...

OF COURSE you're wrong for being confused! LOL.

But forreal, women are only confusing to men 'cos y'all do that illogical shit so when we ARE logical, y'all don't get it. hm, i'm not sure that made sense.

& yes, Lynette is very much correct. Don't need/want it actually means get it for me.

BUT I won't generalize 'cos guys tell me all the time I do the opposite of what they expected me to do? haaa.

N.I.K.E.: God's Favorite said...

After Reading This Post I've Come To The Conclusion That Women Are Clowns!!! LOL Logical Or Illogical, Why Make Shit More Confusing Thani It Already Is...

Super Woman said...

Soooo true, i dont know but i will say that i practice these same things. I say no when i mean yes, i say go away when i want you to stay, say forget it when i really want you to go do it, i say fuck you when i mean....well i love you but ..fuck you.

Women DONT understand men because men are so damn simple. Like they're not as complex as we want to believe they are. they say what they mean and mean what they say usually....thats the confusing part lol

@ NIKE clearly you dont have a girlfriend, ...i was going to say something a little harsher than that but this is blogger and im only a gangster on my myspace page [insert sarcasm]

T.K.C. said...

Again I Think That Saying One Thing And Meaning Something Esle is Wack. Okay, It's Kinda Cute When They Say Fuck You And You Walk Away And Then They Actually Wanna Fuck You. But Shit Like "Oh Nevermind, I Dont Want It" Dude Either You Want It Or You Don't!! Ad If I Do Offer To Get It Don't Be Like "Aww, No I Don't Wanna Spend Your Money" And Then Switch Up.

Paula said...

LOL :)