Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Tag, I'm It

The Rules Go As Follows:

1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.
4. Tag six however many people you want at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
5. Let each random person know they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.

1. Link to the person who tagged you.

Stephie

2. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.

A. Well, I kinda have an OCD type thing where I blow down my shirt a lot. Don't ask why, I've been doing it since I was, like, 10.

B. The first video game I ever played was Sonic the Hedgehog. I got it for Christmas when I was 3 and my mom couldn't get me off of it for shit unless I got frustrated.

C. I hate people that ruin other people's fun by trying to be open-minded. Like, you know those motherfuckers that be in a group and always have to say some shit to ruin the fun? Like, I could be sliding a broad like, "Whole time, how she gonna come out the house with that colorful ass shirt on? She look like a Care Bear orgy on her chest." Then here come this asshole "Well, she can wear what she wants. You should praise her for being big enough to do it. How you know somebody isn't sliding you for wearing that Spider-Man shirt?" OH MY GAWD, SHUT THE FUCK UP

D. No one around me can talk when the "Single Ladies(Put a Ring On It)" video comes on. No, for real. If we're watching videos and it comes on, everyone has to shut up or I'm going to go in another room or give you the evil eye the entire time. I haven't gotten an erection looking at a music video since they got rid of BET Uncut.

E. Lupe Fiasco is my favorite rapper. I, personally, think Andre 3000 is the best rapper living, but Lupe Fiasco is more entertaining to listen to. Not, like, Andre 3000 is boring, but I just enjoy Lupe's wordplay more.

F. I hate people with bad hygiene. I really don't like it when people are smelly and seem to want to be in my presence while they're in their current reeking state. I'm often very vocal when people stink around me, too.


3. Tag some random motherfuckers

Tim
Malcolm

2 comments:

Paula said...

ell ohh ell. That was hilarious.

Paula said...

The 6 random things.