- I'd like to thank God for creating me. I'm so hot.
- I'd like to thank my mother for giving birth to me and helping create the Narcissus complex that I'm currently coping with.
- I'd like to thank Malcolm Maximillion for giving me Music Generator 2 when I was like 14 because that's the only thing I can make beats on, and my beats are awesome.
- I'd like to thank my girlfriend, Jasmine, for being a good girlfriend. If you weren't, then I'd probably not be talking to you.
- I'd like to thank Sony for creating the Playstation brand. It is the ultimate gaming system and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking
- I'd like to thank Chamillionaire for putting himself out of the spotlight by continuing to rap in that same stupid monotone and making his corny ass lines.
- I'd like to thank Charles Hamilton for putting out a bunch of mixtapes in two months. That's retarded. He's created a mostly new catalog in the period of time it took him to get popular.
- I'd like to thank Dead Space for making me uncomfortable. It wasn't even that scary until I had to run from the monster that won't die.
- I'd like to thank Chipotle Mexican Grill. Thanks to your burritos I see how crack addicts feel.
- I'd like to thank all of the women with large breasts and big butts for giving me something to look at when I'm traveling.
- I'd like to thank The Hundreds for being possibly one of the best streetwear brands out.
- I'd like to thank the Ravens for not killing our playoff hopes already.
- I'd like to thank Janelle Monae for giving me something to sing and dance to on the lightrail and look like a complete fool.
- I'd like to thank Lil Wayne for providing increasing evidence to help prove that he may just love cock. If him kissing a man and getting a piercing under his lip doesn't say shit, then what else does he have to do? Suck a dick on camera?
- I'd like to thank Levi's for being made. I only wear 559's, thank you very much.
- I'd like to thank the Way More Fresher guys for inspiring me(kinda) to make a blog. I honestly only made a blogger account so I could comment on your blog.
- I'd like to thank the 6 followers I have, whom I'm now going to list:
Gorgeous Lynette (No more blog? :()
- I'd like to thank you, whoever's reading this, because if no one read my blog, then it would be kinda pathetic.
I can't wait to get all fat tomorrow.