- My internet is down and I'm losing my patience with Verizon for not fixing this shit automatically.
- It's so slow at work it doesn't make sense. It's like the zombie apocalypse today.
- I helped a couple that was expecting earlier and they gave up fucking with (insert company I work for name here) to go to (insert competing store's name here).
- I had to sign an online thing saying I can't talk about my job on the internet, so that's all you get to know.
- Well, I told them I shop at (insert competing store's name here) too and I would recommend it.
- It's sad when you recommend other stores to people while you're helping them, but it's true. Target is whooping everyone's ass.
- Whoops.
- Ordered a crib from Wal-Mart.
- My mom is going to order UFC 100 for me for Father's Day.
- Brock Lesnar is going to fuck Frank Mir up.
- I feel like I'm going through internet withdrawal.
- I feel like I lost touch with reality.
- When did Perez Hilton get beat up by Will-I-Am?
- Jeezy and Gucci still beefing? But they both can't rap.
- SOMEBODY POSTED KYLA PRATT AND MEAGAN GOOD'S NUMBER ON TWITTER AND I MISSED IT!?
- Fuck my life.
- Yo, I found out two of my co-workers are fuc-. . . Doing stuff to each other.
- They're both girls.
- I can't access my "SO MUCH WIN" picture from photobucket.
- Angry baby face.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Baby Shower Pictures
Jasmine's going to complain about this picture, but she can do that on her own blog.
My mom came up with the idea for the two babies and the little stuff around them. I'm just glad the cake survived long enough to get there.
That's my cousin Brandon.
I was barely there 10 minutes and I got a stain on my shirt.
3 girls, 1 baby
Terrell and our father's mom.
That's my mom, my aunt Nita (in unseen part of the picture) and Jasmine's aunts Tina and Debbie.
That's my dad and my grandmother, Mary.
My grandma Beverly, my mom and Mama Mary. That's Alicia in the back there.
That's it. Be happy until the baby's born.
Intermission
Thursday, June 11, 2009
He Got Us
- So, funny story, right. . . the baby isn't coming yet. Somehow the amniotic sac leaked and then it resealed itself, so we're playing the waiting game again. I know, right?
- I'm not even going to speak on the Charles Hamilton thing anymore. Like, it's a pattern with this dude. He has an algorithm that goes likes this:
1. Bad shit happens
2. He makes it worse
3. He plays the victim and either claims it's a misunderstanding or the person "antagonizing" him is out to get him
4. He discusses it with his "starchasers" who couldn't be more happy to snuggle with his scrotum
5. Not do shit for a while
6. Repeat
Let's give it up for Charles, everyone. He's rap music's biggest troll.
This is from Urban Dictionary:
Troll - One who purposely and deliberately (that purpose usually being self-amusement) starts an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum without in any way listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers. He will spark such an argument via the use of ad hominem attacks (i.e. 'you're nothing but a fanboy' is a popular phrase) with no substance or relevence to back them up as well as straw man arguments, which he uses to simply avoid addressing the essence of the issue.
I've come to the conclusion this nigga has a psychological disorder. If anything, it seems like schizotypal personality disorder. I really feel bad for this crazy guy.
- They put Final Fantasy VII on the PSN for $9.99 and I don't think a lot of people realize how great that is. A few months ago I was trying to help my friend look for it and that shit was on amazon for around $80. I saw it for 20, but that was one disc. So, yeah, awesome.
- Since the baby isn't here yet, there won't be any freaking out over him being at the baby shower. Still need to change my room around. Don't know exactly how I'm going to do that and not have me or him under the air conditioner, though.
- As a result of him not coming out, we totally spent a night in a hospital for nothing.
- 810, I got you. Seriously.
- Totally gonna do another post on rappers/producers/musicians that I think don't get enough shine.
- But I'm getting ready for E3. Jasmine's mom was going to nickname him Thor since he was almost born during a thunderstorm, but he wasn't. Oh well.
- Our friend Jamie doesn't know who Thor is. That's bad.
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- That's Jamie. She's white.
- My blog has been getting boring. Go ahead, you can say it.
- I'm not even going to speak on the Charles Hamilton thing anymore. Like, it's a pattern with this dude. He has an algorithm that goes likes this:
1. Bad shit happens
2. He makes it worse
3. He plays the victim and either claims it's a misunderstanding or the person "antagonizing" him is out to get him
4. He discusses it with his "starchasers" who couldn't be more happy to snuggle with his scrotum
5. Not do shit for a while
6. Repeat
Let's give it up for Charles, everyone. He's rap music's biggest troll.
This is from Urban Dictionary:
I've come to the conclusion this nigga has a psychological disorder. If anything, it seems like schizotypal personality disorder. I really feel bad for this crazy guy.
- They put Final Fantasy VII on the PSN for $9.99 and I don't think a lot of people realize how great that is. A few months ago I was trying to help my friend look for it and that shit was on amazon for around $80. I saw it for 20, but that was one disc. So, yeah, awesome.
- Since the baby isn't here yet, there won't be any freaking out over him being at the baby shower. Still need to change my room around. Don't know exactly how I'm going to do that and not have me or him under the air conditioner, though.
- As a result of him not coming out, we totally spent a night in a hospital for nothing.
- 810, I got you. Seriously.
- Totally gonna do another post on rappers/producers/musicians that I think don't get enough shine.
- But I'm getting ready for E3. Jasmine's mom was going to nickname him Thor since he was almost born during a thunderstorm, but he wasn't. Oh well.
- Our friend Jamie doesn't know who Thor is. That's bad.
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- That's Jamie. She's white.
- My blog has been getting boring. Go ahead, you can say it.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Baby in transit
Friday, June 5, 2009
Could You Try Not Being So Cunty?
It takes a little while to build up, but it starts getting hilarious at, like, 45 seconds.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
My Thoughts on E3 (Well, the first two days, at least)
I honestly didn't see the presser, but all I'm hearing about is "Project Natal". Check this out, fanboys:
That "Oh, it's better than the Wii because you don't need a controller" shit won't work.
1. The Playstation Eye does that same fucking thing.
2. Microsoft wouldn't have done this if the Wii wasn't so successful. Same thing with Sony, but I'll get to them later.
I'm not saying Natal isn't a good idea, just that acting like it's the most innovative thing since the Fleshlight is completely wrong.
I vowed that if Project Natal actually works well and is extra awesome like everyone pretends it will be, then I may spend my own money on a 360. That's because I know this motion-controlled interface theory isn't going to be that great. People thought the same thing with the Wii and now most of the people that own them don't even play them anymore.
I hear they announced Left 4 Dead 2 and Metal Gear Rising. Those are games I'll be looking out for, although I don't think MGR will be that great.
I don't even want to talk about their conference. Let me shorten it for you.
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Metroid: The Other M
That's the good shit. All I have to say to help you invision how terrible their presser was is "vitality sensor". Yes, a thing that monitors your pulse through your fucking finger.
Metroid: the Other M looks hot. I thought it was just a new Metroid Prime, but it's actually being created by Team Ninja and it's going to include third player elements. From what I saw of the trailer, I would be interested in purchasing if it wasn't on an unfortunate system.
You know what pissed me off? They talked about connecting the "casual gamers" and the "highly-skilled(see hardcore) gamers" and then mentioned the vitality sensor. I want to punch Iwata in his mouth.
I feel bad for Nintendo fanboys. It's like an abusive relationship. They mostly get treated like shit every E3, but Nintendo will throw in some "okay" shit.
Nintendo: "I know I've been treating you bad, but look, baby, look. . . Metroid The Other M! I promise I'll be better baby"
Poor bastard: "You said that last year. . . "
Nintendo: "Microsoft and Sony can't do for you what I do for you. You nothing without me."
Poor bastard: "I know"
Nintendo: "You better take that fucking Metroid and those two Marios and be happy. All the shit I've done for you"
Yeah, the one I was rooting for. They showed gameplay for MAG which I was not that impressed by. Uncharted 2 looks hot. Token action/adventure/platformer/shooter.
What I feel gave Sony the edge over the other two was the Final Fantasy XIV surprise, for one. First off, I do not want it. Final Fantasy XI was an online Final Fantasy and I'm not hearing good things about it. However, this was because it was released when the PS2 tried to go 0-online in seven seconds. Hopefully in this age where everyone is online it may do better.
Second was the showing of GT5 on PSP/PS3. No, I'm not buying it because doing a 300 lap race doesn't exactly give me a boner, but everyone else does.
They showed their answer to the Wii and Natal which was basically their own little motion-sensing project. First off, this edged off Natal because there was an actual demo. Surely fanboys are going to argue about what's better and completely oust the Wii, being that their sales have lapped Sony and Microsoft twice. While the demo is impressive, I'm not quite sold. The Playstation Eye got no love whatsoever after Eye of Judgment went stale, so I don't know if I should waste my money on another peripheral that copies another game system.
Nothing else really worth talking about for Sony.
As far as consoles are concerd, you know who won? The gaming public. Well, not Nintendo's. I feel sorry for them.
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