- My internet is down and I'm losing my patience with Verizon for not fixing this shit automatically.
- It's so slow at work it doesn't make sense. It's like the zombie apocalypse today.
- I helped a couple that was expecting earlier and they gave up fucking with (insert company I work for name here) to go to (insert competing store's name here).
- I had to sign an online thing saying I can't talk about my job on the internet, so that's all you get to know.
- Well, I told them I shop at (insert competing store's name here) too and I would recommend it.
- It's sad when you recommend other stores to people while you're helping them, but it's true. Target is whooping everyone's ass.
- Whoops.
- Ordered a crib from Wal-Mart.
- My mom is going to order UFC 100 for me for Father's Day.
- Brock Lesnar is going to fuck Frank Mir up.
- I feel like I'm going through internet withdrawal.
- I feel like I lost touch with reality.
- When did Perez Hilton get beat up by Will-I-Am?
- Jeezy and Gucci still beefing? But they both can't rap.
- SOMEBODY POSTED KYLA PRATT AND MEAGAN GOOD'S NUMBER ON TWITTER AND I MISSED IT!?
- Fuck my life.
- Yo, I found out two of my co-workers are fuc-. . . Doing stuff to each other.
- They're both girls.
- I can't access my "SO MUCH WIN" picture from photobucket.
- Angry baby face.
2 comments:
lmfao @ they're both girls.
where the hell are you?
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