Oh, Shit. Let Me Call You Back. There's a Hamburger in my Pocket

- I'm looking at the video for "You're a Jerk". Yo, that shit is so sad.

- These niggas buy women's jeans from Hot Topic.

- Checkered blue and black squares? Zebra Print?

- Is this better or worse than what Spectacular did.

- Speaking of which, a lot of women are flipping shits about how everyone's making a big deal out of whether he's gay or not and it's 2009 and people need to grow up.

- I can't speak for everyone else, but I don't care if he's gay. I just want him to come out the closet. If he just says "Alright, I love the feel of man ass on my cock", everyone will leave him alone and forget about him like Lance Bass.

- Please don't let this Jerkin shit catch on in Baltimore.

- The youth in Baltimore are so weak-minded. Look at the boost in gang members.

- It's Lil Wayne's fault.

- I want to do a post about sex, but I can't think of more topics.

- Oh, look, a new PSP.

- Will I buy it?

- I need more consumer penis stroking before I consider it. Consider me aroused though.

- I shouldn't have to pause that metaphor. I'm talking about a video game system without a gender.

- Fuck you.

- Advice Dog says:

All Homo

This is the gayest thing I've come across in a long time.

- Apparently these niggas buy their pants from Forever 21

- They're dancing (If you can call that shit that) to a song called "You're a jerk"

- If Steve Urkel was dancing. . . and he suffered from brain damage recently. . . and was doing a mating dance looking for a man. . . this is what it would look like.

Bromance

I was wondering why I don't read the Source anymore, then I picked it up in the Barnes & Nobles and saw this:



Neither one of these people have relevance in the game anymore, and they need to give up. This isn't my opinion, this is fact, just like chlorophyll is the reason leaves are green.

When I was looking up a picture of the magazine to post, I found out they made a song called "Roc da Mic". I listened to the song and it was not what I expected at all. It wasn't Bow Wow trying to sound tough or Jermaine Dupri rambling about how much money he has, but it was a love song by them dedicated to each other. While I agree that showing love to people you respect is something more needed in hip-hop, but making a song about it and making it a single is being overly comfortable for me. I want to call it gay, but that would be rude. I'm not posting the video, so you go watch it and tell me what you think.

"I be looking at em like 'Ew, who do that?'" - Lil Bow Wow

I don't know any straight men that say "Ew, who do that". That's some shit for the kids.

P.S. The beat sucks ass, but all of Jermaine Dupri's beats suck ass.

This was to my ears what the monkey face-fucking the frog was to my eyes

*WARNING: MAD HOMO*




You don't have to be a gamer to know what was being implied by that audio. Some sick bastard took audio clips from the video game Left 4 Dead and managed to make it sound like poor Louis is being. . . yeah. . . by Bill.

"Tight shirt, man purse, I ain't doing that"

I'm only posting this because I agree completely. Even as a Pharrell stan, I had to take a step back when this nigga had the Hermes bag. I'm also glad that all of the people that stood up for Lil Wayne are having second thoughts now that they see this nigga got a Marilyn Monroe(the piercing under his mouth). That's extreeeeeeeeemely suspect.

Lol@"The only time you niggas hard is when you finished watching Brokeback Mountain"

swiped from Nerd with Swag

I honestly don't know what that is

I refuse to believe that's a man, but I also refuse to believe it's a woman.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the presses

So, they're finally giving Chance and Real a show. That's hot, but that's not what I want to talk about. Look at this picture. That's not street. That's not even mildly hood. How are you gonna sit there and spaz on dudes and act all gangster, and then turn around and dress like that? I can't get jiggy with that shit. Everybody calling Kanye and Pharrell gay; look at these dudes!

Speaking of gay. . .



Look who finally came out of the closet. After having a baby, no less. I'm just mad he waited so long. What I find funny is how the baby is looking at the word "gay".

Here's what one shocked fan said (Note: Not all of the "claymates" were surprised, just this one and probably some other completely naive fools):

"This is really shocking news as I had no idea he was gay," read a comment posted by "Sheridansq." "And now I have to deal with this. I am not sure what to say to people who know I was a fan. ... I didn't go to work today and am not answering the telephone."

Hilarity.

I took both pictures from Super Woman.