Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Lil Wayne Gets 8 Grammy Nominations and Now This Shit. . .

Soulja Boy is allegedly getting his own video game. Why? I don't fucking know, but I'm offended.

"Soulja Boy video game is coming for Xbox 360 in 2009. After I put the Xbox 360 challenge up on the Internet, it was over all these video game sites. And a couple video game companies hit me up on my email because I put the email on there too. And hit me up like, “Blah, blah, blah, blah.” So I was like, “Oh snaps!” So I forwarded to my management, and they forwarded to my label. And now we’re doing the video game."

Instead of voicing my displeasure, I'm going to instead post my favorite comments from the Kotaku article about this shit-shittery.

Goddamn I hate him and his stupid face. He sucks at Halo (go look him up, hes got a lower than 1:1 KD, and even plays PRIVATE games for the majority), he talks like something heavy hit him in the head as a small child.


Its news like this that makes me question my faith in humanity.


This is going to give atheists something to point at and say, "See? Right there!"


All they had to say was blah blah blah? that doesn't sound like a firm offer to me.


I'm sorry, I speak fluent dumb-ass and even I can't understand what the hell he's saying whenever he opens his mouth. I assume he's not that well versed in english either if anyone talking to him sounds to him like gibberish.


I literally took one look at the headline and said, "oh no."


NO.......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..
PLEASE GOD.



So, I'm quitting video games now. Anyone else with me?


The game is called "Go Back To School"...




This is one game I really truly hope stays exclusive to the 360.
Though I'm a PS3 fanboy at the core...
Even I don't think the 360 deserves such a punishment.


I agree with the last one. Those Xbox-heads can have that shit.

4 comments:

N.I.K.E. said...

Hey I [X-Boxer] Dont Want That Shit Anywhere Near My Console!!

You PS3 Pricks Can Have That Sorry Excuse Of A Game!!

I Can't Even Imagine What To Expect Form This Game!

Mind You It Was Probably 50's Idea.

[You See How It Went For Him, A Million Copies Sold Yet It Sucked Pure GARBAGE!!]

Frederick Lazarus said...

i hate soulja boy as much as the next intelligent or semi-intelligent dude, but if this game is good, thats some bullshit. give wu-tang another game dammit

E-Rich said...

@N.I.K.E.

Naw, nigga, it's stuck with you. Soulja Boy loves the 360, so that's who's going to get it. All the Sony heads will continue getting all the quality games.

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

I so hoped soulja boy would fade away...I guess I didn't do it hard enough or often enough! lol