- Okay, the fellatio/cunnilingus thing was me introducing one of my male friends to a few lady friends and I told him to introduce his self. He started off with "My name is *****. I like long walks on the beach. I'm the absolute best at fellatio" to which I immediately cut him off and corrected him yelling "HE MEANS CUNNILINGUS! CUNNILINGUS!"
- I'm wired off of donut sugar
- I won my first regular season game. (Ravens 13 - Bengals 7)
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- My lying co-worker still gropes his cousin
- One of my co-workers just made me laugh and shoot donut crumbs out of my nose. In front of a customer.
- To Schoolin: I don't have any of Charles Hamilton's pre-DJ Skee mixtapes. The first mixtape I downloaded by him was Outside Looking.
- My beats are awesome. I might even rap soon.
- Way more women have seen my penis without getting penetrated this year than I'm comfortable with.
- My younger brother is a ho.
That's it. Hopefully I have my internet up by tomorrow.
4 comments:
WOW....
So you work at a Dunkin's Donuts?!?
:)
My one friend cracked me up with the Autralian ambassador on the phone. I was like "Hello, yes sir, we're wahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Sorry there's something... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry about that. Please hold." I nearly got shat on lucky he was feeling humourous. Otherwise...
"Way more women have seen my penis without getting penetrated this year than I'm comfortable with."
L M A O
lol @ your lil bro being a ho! ;)
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