Monday, December 22, 2008

I'm Totally Working Right Now

To take a page from Malcolm's book.

- Okay, the fellatio/cunnilingus thing was me introducing one of my male friends to a few lady friends and I told him to introduce his self. He started off with "My name is *****. I like long walks on the beach. I'm the absolute best at fellatio" to which I immediately cut him off and corrected him yelling "HE MEANS CUNNILINGUS! CUNNILINGUS!"

- I'm wired off of donut sugar

- I won my first regular season game. (Ravens 13 - Bengals 7)

- I really want to get laid. This "sex hiatus" that I'm being forced into taking is helping increase the intimacy of my relationship.

- My lying co-worker still gropes his cousin

- One of my co-workers just made me laugh and shoot donut crumbs out of my nose. In front of a customer.

- To Schoolin: I don't have any of Charles Hamilton's pre-DJ Skee mixtapes. The first mixtape I downloaded by him was Outside Looking.

- My beats are awesome. I might even rap soon.

- Way more women have seen my penis without getting penetrated this year than I'm comfortable with.

- My younger brother is a ho.

That's it. Hopefully I have my internet up by tomorrow.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW....

So you work at a Dunkin's Donuts?!?

:)

Anonymous said...

My one friend cracked me up with the Autralian ambassador on the phone. I was like "Hello, yes sir, we're wahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Sorry there's something... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry about that. Please hold." I nearly got shat on lucky he was feeling humourous. Otherwise...

DKNY OH MY IM JIGGY said...

"Way more women have seen my penis without getting penetrated this year than I'm comfortable with."

L M A O

A said...

lol @ your lil bro being a ho! ;)