Saturday, March 21, 2009

Sperm-Friendly 2009*Not Safe for Women*

YOU CAN'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE MY MOTHER




Amber Rose a.k.a Kanye's New Broad


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I have photoshop, but I didn't feel like using it.


She's bisexual and she's hot and apparently, her favorite thing to do is lick snatch. She's so awesome that I couldn't help but want to drip-drop spedackle on her face. Kanye, you lucky bastard.


Nicki Minaj


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Oooh, she makes me feel dirty just looking at her. *shudder*

Michelle Obama


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Yeah, I just did that.

Sarah Palin


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Too bad she's a republican, but I'd still nail her like a carpenter. Her accent is sooooo hot. She can be the V.P. of my penis.

Britney Spears


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She's had her little stint of insanity and unhotness, but with that "Womanizer" video, she's brought herself back to "nut on her forehead" status.

Christina Milian


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You can't not think Christina Milian is hot. I'd aim my wad right for her face.

Keri Hilson


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Super skeetable. The things I would do to her. Remember the "Pee on you" song Dave Chappelle did to make fun of R. Kelly? Imagine that with every instance of "pee" and "poop" replaced with "cum", "skeet" and "ejaculate". "Drip drip drip, skeet on you, I wanna skeet on you. I wanna cum in your food"

That was so wrong.



I'm missing some. Any help?


P.S. Get used to seeing that picture of my face a lot. I think it's awesome. It's going to be my version of that weird ass thing Illseed uses for his avatar.

4 comments:

Qu33n Kam... said...

lmao at nut on her forehead status

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

I read "beard" instead of "broad" lol

Super Woman said...

did you cut your face out and replace kanye's with it

E-Rich said...

No. That was actually a picture of me and Amber Rose together. I just have three hands. And one of them is attached to my chin.