Monday, February 9, 2009

He Said He Peed on That Nigga Butt!

- I think I'm going to start doing these more often. They are very free-flowing.

- I'm only doing this to show I'm not lazy. I still care about the 10 or so people that read my blog. Yeah, you might follow my shit, but you don't look.

- That's cool.

- It also gives me an excuse to just give my posts random ass names.

- This title is from this rap battle where one of the dudes said "He came all the way from the boondocks to get his butt peed on!" and then everybody gasped and shit and one dude was like "HE SAID HE PEED ON THAT NIGGA BUTT!" and then this white dude chimed in like "He peed on your butt!" Malcolm remembers that, he has the Fight Club DVD it was on.

- I think this 50 Cent/Rick Ross/Jay-Z thing is stupid retarded lame, but I have to admit 50's little videos are funny. Maybe he should stop rapping. No, he NEEDS to stop rapping. Just act.

- I really don't feel like doing my FAFSA, but I want to get this shit out of the way.

- LOL @ the dude J Oliver calling gay guys "flamingos". I don't know how I'd react if a guy winked at me.

- I actually watched Scarred. That shit was disturbing. One dude had a seizure after trying to do a trick in roller blades.

- Hey, I can see downtown from the window I'm sitting next to.

- Smog like a bitch.

- M.I.A. is pregnant as shit! It was funny watching her wobble around the stage.

- If Kanye doesn't cut that God-forsaken mullet. . .

- Is it bad that I don't want to listen to T.I.s verse?

- All he does is mumble on tracks with nice beats and that shit's hot.

- He has a "Boomhauer" swag.

- Am I the only person that can understand Boomhauer?

- I really should eat right now, but I'm saving money.

- Well, I have a lot of money, but I don't want to spend it on something as trivial as food.

- I still have an hour and a half left before my next class starts.

- I wonder if that fat girl is going to flirt with me again.

- *sigh*

- So, how about Chris Brown mollywhopping Rihanna?

- She had to hit him first. Chris Brown is softer than Silly Putty.

- I want to laugh, but domestic violence isn't funny. Unless the woman is beating up the man. Then it's funny.

- My girlfriend hits me, but that's because she doesn't know how to slide(get on, crack on) people.

- She believes it's an adequate rebuttal for any joke that I make about her.

- That's bullshit.

5 comments:

Super Woman said...

He peed on his butt? Lmaooo ha!

and yes...your brothers still very bangable ...

Ciao!

Gorgeous Lynette said...

hilarity! i don't know i always thought chris brown had some shit in his closet. i can't say i'm surprised.

Paula said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Very funny post. Your girlfriend seems really nice :) and yes, i thought Kanye was going for the whole hafro mohawk but it's just messed up now- where is his stylist? He's going through a phase (please God). T.I's shades piss me off so much I can't really pay attention to anything he says so can't feel your pain there. And the whole Rihanna Chris Brown thing. I just kinda find it hard to believe the one time they do something there's no paparazzi there. Not even one. It could be one fucked up publicity stunt. Seriously fucked.

Have a good one.
Me

Oyinkansola said...

v funny post.
thankGod i thought i was the only who noticed kanye's hair,he should shave it off.

t.i is a hotter rapper than u think but i do agree about the slu verse...kanye and jay-z had the best,i think aftr hearing weezy's verse you want to stop listening,thats y.

chris brown and rihanna..SMH.
have u seen t.i on carson daly,he knows all about it but he won't say :(

[$ H A R O N A] said...

t.i has a boomhauer swag?? ROFLMAO til i die. and i too understand boomhauer. its this dude in my sprint call center training class that sounds exactly like hank hill. and that is the reason why i am glad that i relocated from chicago to nashville. its the simple things.