Monday, April 27, 2009

DAT ASS

- Uncharted 2 is getting multiplayer. God of War III, Tekken 6, Brutal Legend. . . It's like Sony wants all of my money.

- I would love to slide Mary Mary for using auto-tune, but the Gospel Shield of Jesus protects them.

- The same reason they didn't boo terrible singers at the Apollo if they sang a gospel song.

- Whatever happened to Showtime at the Apollo?

- Today has been a lazy day. I didn't do shit except rake leaves. This "Winter straight to Summer" thing is overwhelming.

- I bought the Orange Box. I love Half-Life 2 and I need that game in my life. Forever.

- I know ya'll want to know about the baby. He's alive. And he kicks a lot.

- I don't know what I just did to my shoulder, but it hurts like a break-up.

- Me, Jasmine and Jamie --

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- That's Jamie. She's white. And a girl.

- We were at the harbor and a dog sprayed it's shit on the ground. Some girl stepped in it. Ew.

- We did other shit, but I don't feel like talking about it. I'm LAZY 2 DAY.

- I'm going to type like a moron just to see how it feels.

- ii HATE WEN PPL GET MAD @ U 4 GETEN ON DEM 4 TYPEN BAD DEY B ALL LIKE ITS JUS DA INTENRET LOL N I B LIK BITCH U NEED 2 LERN UR GRAMMAR BITCH

- DEN ii TAK ABOT HOW I B FUKKiiN DEY GRAMMA N DA BUTTHOLE DEY B LIK FUCC U N I BE LIK SUK MY DIK HOE

- That shit was really hard to do. It's difficult to believe people do that shit effortlessly.

- This guy tried to argue with me on youtube, but he just kept calling me gay and saying I like it when men nut on my back, so it wasn't really noteworthy.

- Why can't I ever find someone that shares my wit and sense of humor so that we can have an epic battle of minds? Because it's the internet.

- If I stand outside, I'm going to feel like I'm being sandwiched by fat women because it's so damn spicy outside.

- SMH:

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- I didn't want to post any bucketheads, but this bitch was asking for it. The caption for the picture says "Mii B@Bii SAY FUCK U HATERS!!!!"

- In response, I said:

Oh, wow. I need to upload this as a smaller picture so I can post you on my blog and make fun of you. Surely you are an embarrassment to black people everywhere. I should know, since I am a black person and you are indeed embarrassing the shit out of my skin color.


- She deserved it.

- Why do these scunts feel that they don't need maternity clothes? When your stomach sticks out like that, you can't wear jeans with buttons and belts anymore.

- And I know they can fucking afford it because these bitches be buying clothes at the motherfucking mall but don't go in one place that sells maternity clothes.

- You know what, I just need a whole other blog where I just get on people, but that would make this one less interesting.

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4 comments:

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

I'm mad you put the girls pic who stepped in poop! lol

E-Rich said...

Jamie didn't step in poop. Someone else did.

Super Woman said...

Soooo ....thisssss bitch wrote on her fucking pregnant belly with an INK pen ...(SMFH) and had the AUDACITY to write....Fuck you and the BALLS to put a smiley face

Yeah she deserved it

Alicia said...

LMFAOOOO. you are so fucking stupid.