2. {A.N.T} She Is A Tiger [Rated R] - I hope he's not talking about his sex partner, because last I heard, bestiality is illegal in Maryland. Plus tigers will kill you.
3. HE TELLS ME I'M ADORABLE - He probably tells everyone that when they give him blowjobs.
4. Jason's Official MySpace - It's funny because he's not famous.
5. {WoOoW3rz} Th3s3z ChAiNz..... - . . . Still don't know what this shit means.
6. (T@hti@na@>:Miss Congeniality - I bet if Firefox didn't have auto-spell check, congeniality would've been spelled wrong. She still doesn't know what it means, though.
7. U will be cut off just watch but i still luv ya - Talk about bipolar.
8. khaki♥ - "She look like a pair of khakis" - Terrell
9. D∀t By₮cH is ∀ JOK∋ 2 Ｍe - How do these kids get past 6th grade?
10. NEW ME AND IM LOVEING IT TO THE FULLIST - It's sad because unlike these other dolts, he probably thought he was spelling this shit right.
11. Swaganair - I just wanna punch this nigga for that name.
12. page under construction - If it takes you so long to fix your myspace that you have to put "under construction", then you probably shouldn't have one in the first place.
13. "IM A HUGE ROCK FAN GET OVER IT" - This nigga like 6 years late since hella black people openly listen to rock music now. He might as well have just said "I'M A TOTAL FUCKING POSER GET OVER IT"
14. ღDouqalss Badmitton Record 9-1ღ - I can't talk because I wrestled, but who gives a fuck about Badminton? And how do you play a sport and not know how to spell it?
15. wishin mii man was true 2 mii
16. NO BITCH AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!!! - That's a double negative. So you saying that there are bitches that "got shit" on you. That's disgusting.
17. LIL WOODY ALL DAY - Pause.
18. I Graduated But Aint Nothing Change Im The Same! - And that's why you're going to end up with a bad job.
19. WHERE IS HE :( - Not with you.
20. { &ND TRUTH IZ I DONT WANT 2 LOST HIM}} - Wow. That spelling error was so bad I'm not even going to get on her. I just feel bad for her whole existence.
21. I KNOW U LOOKIN @ MY PAGE THINKIN DAMN I MISS HER! - Teenage girls are so naive it makes my life ache.
22. мяs.ρєяƒєcŧ|.o°•chєckk.мє.out!•°o< - Kill yourself in the most vicious way possible.
23. *In Love with my imagination* - and that's why you'll die a virgin.
24. ╔╝╚╗⌠¬.¬⌡╔╝╚╗ - Fuck you and your future.
25. sexy gril - It's sad that I'm only 20 and I'm already complaining about how dumb kids are.
26. FUCK DEY DO DAT AT? BITCH - You get the Nigger of the Week award for this one.
27. ~YO Y MIS NINAS NO NECESITAN NINGUN NIGGA~ - Me and my girls don't need something. I don't know, my Spanish is rusty. What I do know is that teaching these ignorant children new ways to say dumb shit is why they're closing down Baltimore high schools.
28. HeSs BaCkK[♥ Uu MikE]AnDd GoIng 2 StaY 4 A WhiLE - Notice how she said he's back and going to stay for a while? She's basically admitting he's going to leave her again.
29. SIN(SEXY INTELLIGENT NICE) - I wonder what goes through their heads when they make this shit up and type it.
30. {~haters just kno i keep dem goons around mii when - Wait, for the finale, I need to post this dude's headline.
It is my personal opinion that when men keep whining about haters, they come off feminine to me. I understand women whining about haters because chicks be mad at each other over silly shit, but dudes? Either shut up or off yourself.
I need to do a "display pictures that make me LOL". I've seen some funny shit.
10 comments:
The person who did the spanish ...
were they black pretending to be dominican or something? or were they actually hispanic?
Im a little confused because... it looks like she tries to do some spanish 101 class type shit with the sentence
I guess its supposed to say 'me and my girls dont need nothing'......
But yo = I ....my girls and i? I and my girls?
*Shrugs*
if they were actually spanish i quit
tsk tsk lol people seem to think they are cool :( lmao
lol the last one i think was the funniest...
24..*dead*
Toutrti???!
The hell is up with your name! Also why r u on this blog like 24 7???
I think someone anonymous is being a dickweed again...
Anyway, this is just another reason I hate myspace. They keep saying children are the future but fuck that. I should become a teacher.
hahaha this is the funniest post I've ever seen!
"WHERE IS HE :( - Not with you."
lmao @ the last one... it would have only been better if you posted their defaults along with the post.
Myspace is a joke now. Facebook, although it contains this same foolishness, is much better.
LMFAO. omg eric. please stop. this shit is hilarious.
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