Saturday, April 4, 2009

Sperm-Friendly: Jungle Fever Edition

Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere 6 Pictures, Images and Photos

If I've done enough good shit in my life to store karma, God will reward me by letting me have sex with her vagina. Pre-maritally, of course.

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes Pictures, Images and Photos

She's hot and funny, which totally gets my motor erect. Then I could tell jokes during sex like "Knock knock" and she'll be all "Who's there?" and then I'll cum on her face.

Nikki Blonsky

Nikki B Pictures, Images and Photos

I'm not joking or trying to be funny. I'd bone away her hopes and dreams.

Cassandra Lee


I just found her today on Kanye's blog. She's fucking hot. She's going to be up their with Bria Myles for me now. She's so hot, I'm going to post another picture.



Jenna Von Oy


If you don't know, that's the white girl from the Parkers. I've had a crush on her since I was in middle school and shit and I'd totally bust a. . . Oh, fuck it, I'll show you.


This chick


I don't know, but she drew her. Plus she got a big, stupid phat ass.


N.I.K.E. said...

E-Rich You A Fool For This One! Lol

[Especially The Last One]

Anonymous said...

Dang That Chick from Ye's Blog is HOT


Anonymous said...

Lelan said...

yo we cool right E??? No beef man

Anonymous said...

we cool right no beef???

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

Yo you stupid! lmao

Anonymous said...

Ye's Blog Girl - THE WINNER! - Learn the game!

carolinahaze said...

Even the chunky girl would get plowed. Nothin wrong with some extra stuffin in that muffin.

Pago Stark$ said...

When I saw Cassandra Lee (Kanye's Blog Girl), I think BIG's words best expressed what I felt.

"You look so good, I suck on your daddy's dick." © Notorious BIG (r.i.p.)

BTW, no homo.