I could have switched my blog around or posted a fucking screamer or some lame shit like that, but April Fool's Day is one of the more pointless holidays, in my opinion. The decision to create a day based around mankind's inherent evil by allowing them to deceive people has never made much sense to me.
I've always wanted to tell my dad I'm gay for April Fool's day, but I'm not sure I could say "April Fools!" before he struck me. Either that or he wouldn't fall for it since I have a baby on the way. It also crossed my mind to say that Jasmine lost the baby, but I totally don't need any "douchebag karma" right now.
I do plan on calling my job and pretending I'm calling out for the day, though. That might be funny.