What YOU should know about Sarah Palin

Being that I'm a moveon.org member, I receive e-mails every now and then. The last e-mail I received was very interesting. It's about John McCain's new bitch running mate, Miss Sarah Palin.

Dear MoveOn member,

Yesterday was John McCain's 72nd birthday. If elected, he'd be the oldest president ever inaugurated. And after months of slamming Barack Obama for "inexperience," here's who John McCain has chosen to be one heartbeat away from the presidency: a right-wing religious conservative with no foreign policy experience, who until recently was mayor of a town of 9,000 people.

Huh?

Who is Sarah Palin? Here's some basic background:

* She was elected Alaska's governor a little over a year and a half ago. Her previous office was mayor of Wasilla, a small town outside Anchorage. She has no foreign policy experience.

* Palin is strongly anti-choice, opposing abortion even in the case of rape or incest.

* She supported right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan for president in 2000.

* Palin thinks creationism should be taught in public schools.

* She's doesn't think humans are the cause of climate change.

* She's solidly in line with John McCain's "Big Oil first" energy policy. She's pushed hard for more oil drilling and says renewables won't be ready for years. She also sued the Bush administration for listing polar bears as an endangered species—she was worried it would interfere with more oil drilling in Alaska.

* How closely did John McCain vet this choice? He met Sarah Palin once at a meeting. They spoke a second time, last Sunday, when he called her about being vice-president. Then he offered her the position.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. . . . . What?

He met Sarah Palin once at a meeting. They spoke a second time, last Sunday, when he called her about being vice-president. Then he offered her the position.

Holy fuck. Holy motherfuck.

Easily in the Top 5

Producers that is. Ryan Leslie has yet to make a beat that disappoints me, not to mention he actually can play instruments besides a keyboard. This has to be one of the best videos of a producer working his magic on the internet.



Then we have what used to be my favorite. (Sorry, Pharrell)



Natasha Ramos doesn't even seem to realize that Pharrell of the FUCKING NEPTUNES is creating a song just for her. That's just ungrateful.

EDIT: Fine. MY PERSONAL Top 5 of producers WHO DON'T USE SAMPLES.

Do we really need this during Obama's Campaign?

Yes, a film about a black police officer that is intolerant of an interracial couple that lives next door and decides to fuck around with them. Yeah, that's great.

I do admit that blacks tend to be the most riled up by black/white interracial relationships, do we really need a film like this while we have a black(bi-racial, to be specific) man running for president? I mean, it might sound silly, but you know how dumb a majority of Americans are. Any negativity brought around blacks are going to be pointed out and any positive stuff done is only going to be noticed if it was by Obama or at the Olympics.

Not to mention that the movie just plains look ass. It might suck, but it may get some critical acclaim. The last movie with a crooked black cop got an Oscar.

The Adventures of Murphy Holmes (Most Likely Part 1)

So, if you've been to my blog before you may or may not know about my crazy ass cat Murphy Homes. Boy, do I have a story for you tonight.

I'm in my room about to fall asleep or whatever. I'm just tired, don't have anywhere to go and next thing you know I hear a loud flapping sound. I open my eye for a split second and see something flying back in forth between my room and the hallway. My first though was "That is NOT A FUCKING BIRD". It came to my realization that it was actually not a bird, but a living, breathing fucking bat. I promptly jumped up and crouch-walked out of my room, since I don't know how many dudes you know would jump up and fist fight a small creature that could fly faster than you could run, and made my way downstairs.

I alerted my mother to the situation and she was freaked out, of course. My mother told me I can't be scared of the bat because I'm a man, but I'm sorry to say that I'm more afraid of something smaller than me that I can't easily grab and slam around than I am of, say, a hyena or a grizzly bear. Then, an idea came into my head: Get the damn cat. I opened the front door and my cat promptly trotted in, so I quickly picked him up and put him on the steps and said "You know what it is, nigga." Fortunately, the bat was attempting to make his way down the stairs at that moment. Now I'd have to say that it was 5 seconds at the most when Murphy came strutting down the steps with the bat in its mouth screeching in confusion.

When Murphy got downstairs, he started pouncing on it and playing all around when my mother pinned it down with the broom. At first, we were going to put him under a trash bin, but then I got the idea to just murder the thing. I got a hammer and gave it three good smashes to make sure it was done. We then swept it out of the house and off of the porch.

I don't know what we would've done if we didn't have Murphy Holmes. Perhaps swatting around crazily with a broomstick breaking our shit. That bat might have been Murphy's angel in disguise because my mother was sure enough about to get rid of his ass.

T-Pain featuring Little Wayne - I Can't Believe It

I actually like this song(minus Dwayne Carter) and the video made me like the song alot more. It's very rare you see a unique rap video, being that most people prefer to stick to the "money, hoes, cars" thing. It's also nice to see Buffie the Body still doing work because me and my girlfriend were arguing about her last week. Apparently a "glamour model" isn't a real model like Kate "No-tits" Moss. Seriously, though, Wayne ruined the song. If him and Kanye don't get off of T-Pain's dick with the auto-tune shit, I'm going to start threatening people, and you don't want me to start threatening people. I can say some sick and twisted shit.

Laugh My F'ing Bottom Off

That has got to be one of the most awesome Obama photoshop things I've ever seen. They have more here.

The Worst Rap Video of 2008 goes to. . .

This was sooooooo terrible. The video matches the quality of the song perfectly. I KNOW you noticed how they went off key by, like, the middle of the video. Usually, I'd ignore all of those "niggers" comments on youtube, but I have to say that this video deserves each one. In the wikipedia entry for the word "nigger" they should have this video.

Stolen from Fiyah Muzik.

That's not real

Nice try, babycakes.

Falcone KIIIIICK!

This picture is hilarious. It's even funnier because the dude Angel Matos is kicking a referee. It's one thing if you push him on the ground or something like wrestling, but he actually kicked him. This is a guy that's trained to kick people kicking a defenseless man. Look at the look on the ref's face. He looks like one of those racist caricatures of chinese people. Oh, yeah, and if you were wondering, he kicked him because he disqualified him for going over a minute in injury time.

Source.

Oh, fucking hell naw

Nope. Just no. I remember when little young ass girls would dance like this and someone would voice their concern about how inappropriate it is and the response would be "At least they're not dancing with someone else. They're just dancing." I would agree. The hip moving and all of that is similar to how our ancestors and our brethren in the motherland dance *ahem*. This shit, right here, though. . . this is degrading. What made it the worst is that the adults were egging them on. Look at little homeboy! He don't even know what's going on, he just doing what he was supposed to do. Did I just say "supposed to"? Shit, he's not supposed to be doing that. Neither of them are. They are goddamn babies.

So, I stole this from Sharona

This Game is the Best Game Ever

Maybe not, but Mirror's Edge is looking pretty bad ass.

So, this ruined my appetite a lot.

I really want to put an emoticon here, but I have no witty comment for this. I'm seriously disgusted.

From Celebully

I'ma whoop yo ass on this traaaaain.

I guess since my blog is called the E-Rich Show, I figured I would put some shit up from real life, too. These are just pictures of shit I've done today. I just got Street Fight Alpha off of the Playstation Store, so I basically got my haircut and played that all day. Yaaaaay.





My brother. Pedophiles better back off.



Yep



Because no one wants any parts of Sagat. Unless they like getting kneed in the chin repeatedly.

And since you can't get enough of Murphy Homes a.k.a That Goddamned Cat:


You could say that's a "baby picture". He gets a few months older and now he doesn't want to stay in the damn house.

Ebony Babe Takes It In the Face

Not really, just bored. I've been involved in teenage young adult debauchery since yesterday continuing in to today, so I haven't really been posting. Ahh, it's not like you care. Here's something that irks me. Apparently, the hot saying for niggas with money now is "It ain't tricking if you got it". That's bullshit. It's still tricking, it's just worse because you don't mind. Here are some versions I could agree with:

It ain't tricking if she's your girlfriend

It ain't tricking if she pays you back

It ain't tricking if she's a virgin

It ain't tricking if she grew up with you

It ain't tricking if she's ugly

It ain't tricking if you owe her

It ain't tricking if she didn't ask for it



Those are a lot better.

Pushing the right buttons

There's a start and select button the bikini bottom, too. This would totally be a great gift for that geeky girlfriend. I would buy one for mine, but I'm worried they won't sell any to fit over her breasts. Despite my previous beliefs, there are some cons in life for women with Ds and up.

From that Kotaku.

What's that? Purchased, that's what.

If you haven't seen Bebe's Kids, do yourself a favor and cry. This movie should be among the ranks of classic animated films like Fantasia and Spirited Away. On that shirt up there is one of the most memorable characters from the movie, Khalil. Do you know how many cool points I would get for owning that shirt? More than you could for owning that shirt.

From Digital Gravel.

Gym Class Heroes featuring the Dream - Cookie Jar

I see what Fiyah meant. This song is corny as hell but I like Gym Class Heroes, though. "Viva La White Girl" is one of my favorite songs of their's and Travis has the opportunity to be a well respected rapper. They just need to avoid songs like these, because they were on to something with "Cupid's Chokehold".

The Game featuring Lil Wayne - My Life

First, I'd like to say that the Game is wack. He'd be a genuinely good rapper if he did not name drop so FUCKING MUCH. I mean, Jesus, just listen to the first verse. He even name dropped John Lennon. I'm also highly frustrated that he said "We are not the same, I am a Martian" and the beginning of the second verse. I really don't see how people could sit here and listen to him without getting pissed off at how many famous people/cars/locations he mentions.

Second, when did Lil Wayne become the new T-Pain? His singing voice is hilarious. His little singing part about Rodney King on "Mrs. Officer"? I can't listen to that without laughing.

Dictionary of Eric: sperm-friendly (warning: I'm gross. Seriously.)

I developed the term "sperm-friendly" to describe a woman or specific part of her body that I, and probably many other men, would love to ejaculate on, usually the face. Example:


Teyana Taylor


I mean, she's cute in a "baby minotaur" kinda way, but the angling of her face isn't optimum for porn-quality dick-spitting on. She does, however, have very sperm-friendly knockers.



Yes, indeed, my brotha.


Rihanna


Oh, come on. Even straight women want to cum on Rihanna's face.


Hellary Clinton


I don't even know why I even thought of that. I mean, if her face were sperm-friendly, I'm pretty sure Billy wouldn't have went and skeeted on Monica's instead.


Bria Myles


I mean, she just has that "corrupt me" face. I. . . I can't even finish right now. My loins are all light-headed.

Oh, man, they fucked up

It's Shun Goku Satsu all day, baby.

The Face of Evil

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. He's cute. Well, the cute ones are always the worst. He's bigger now, and he's a violent creature. I decided to name him Murphy Homes, after an infamous neighborhood in Baltimore because he is one of the most Baltimore cats I've ever seen.

For one, he scares my neighbors. He made the neighbor girl cry and he chases everyone that walks past my house. You ever seen a big, gangster-y dude with tattoos and cornrows jump after being startled by a small, black cat? It's funny, but that's not the point.

He terrified the UPS man. He was coming to bring the box that Sony sent me to send my Playstation 3 to them to get fixed, and when he came on the porch, Murphy hunched his back. He figured he was harmless and when he got close to the door he pounced on his leg. The guy then makes tracks to the gate where he stands outside and yells "Hey!" repeatedly. When my mom notices and goes out to talk to him, he tells her that the cat attacked him and he decided to pussy his way outside the yard. My mom says "I can't believe everybody is so afraid of our cat" to which the UPS man replies "Whatever, I've been scratched by a cat before!" Now, I'm sure other people that have been scratched by cats agree that a cat scratch might hurt a little, but not enough to interrupt my job. I guess when Biggie said "Don't be mad, UPS is hiring", he didn't add "people that are scared of cats".

He also brought a bird in our house this past Tuesday. Now, I don't know what possessed this little motherfucker to bring a live animal in my house, but I chased him around for 10 minutes beating him with a broom to get him to release the poor thing, but he wouldn't let go. When he finally did, I scooped the bird up with the dust pan and put it on the porch. It died like 5 minutes later.

Both of those things happened this week.

In conclusion, my cat is a demon. I don't want to blame it on him being black, because that would be racist.

Mmm, more bizarre. . .

Have you ever seen someone who's taste in fashion is so weird that you were literally speechless? Your brain burned trying to think of words to describe it since "strange" couldn't possibly do it justice even if spray painted it in big letters on his/her house. If you agree, chances are you're also thinking about Taz Arnold.




I mean, you can't really knock him. His taste in fashion has reached beyond criticism because no matter what you say he just doesn't give a shit, similar to everything that Erykah Badu does. You have yet to hear him strike back at bloggers who shat on his attire when he was hanging with Kanye at a fashion show (You know which picture. When he had the fake teeth?). He has said nothing about what he does or how he does it at all.



Oh, come on now. Seriously, he looks like an Apache jockey.



Anyway, if a man's courage is judged by what he chooses to wear in public, Taz Arnold has to be the Hercules of fashion. I mean, the wow factor of every of this man's outfits seems to increase every time he's seen on a blog, in a publication of some sort or a video on youtube. As outright odd as this man's choice in clothing is, you have to admit he has swag. I can't believe I just said "swag". I'm going to go throw up a little bit.

P.S. and good move bringing back MCM. As if Members Only jackets and Coogi wasn't enough. What's next? Cross Colours?

Charles Hamilton - November 10th

You hear how he flipped Marble Hill Zone? Nice. Go get that Outside Looking in mixtape, people.

So, I'm a nerd, right

So, as much as I love rap music and women, you'll be hearing about more video games and electronics and shit.

This is the game I just ordered from Play-Asia called DJ Max Portable 2. Just look at the videos.








You know how there are those people that pride themselves on listening to music that no one else isn't on yet? That's how I'm going to be with video games now, thanks to play-asia. Wait until I learn a nice amount of Japanese. Ooh, ya'll gonna be in trouble.

Not to go out on a rant: Showca$e

Now, I'm a Star Trak stan. A rational Star Trak stan, but a stan none-the-less. By this, I mean that when I spot bullshit, I will say that it's bullshit. For example, Teyana Taylor is a bamma. I don't know what Pharrell was thinking. Now for the thing that's irritating me. This guy:



He couldn't possibly be signed to Star Trak and I refuse to believe that Pharrell would say, "Hey, that nigga's nice!" and give him a deal. First off, there were more name drops to everything Star Trak than anything I've ever heard from a Star Trak artist.

"My eyes got me looking like I'm Chad's cousin"
"Don't think about pushing me/ I got a couple clips that'll push ya T"
"You can ask Pharrell, he'll tell you 'Yessir'"

Those were just a few in the first verse. And what the fuck are V's? Do you mean the "Star Trek" sign? It's sad to say this, but alot of people don't know that they got that from the Star Trek show. You know, "Live long and prosper" and shit? Terrible.

Some pics from Otakon Day 2

I'm about to go into Otakon withdrawal, so I'm going to go ahead and post some of my favorite pics from yesterday.



Canti from FLCL. I just happened to see him/her on the elevator and immediately took a picture



Lum from Urusei Yatsura. She's friggin hot! Like, "nasty thoughts" hot.



Naruto and Sakura. If you need information about them, then maybe you're old. They're not as cute as Toddler Gaara, though.



Darth Vader. You should know who he is.



"Hipster-acid trip" Pac-Man and ghosts.



They had Shaq-Fu. For 90 dollars.



A bunch of guys were breakdancing and hilariously enough, the Asian dudes were really good while the black guys were mediocre. (no bigot)

Maybe tomorrow I'll post something about how it went or I might make a slideshow with all of my pictures. Who knows?

Bernie Mac - 1957-2008

Some Otakon pictures from Day 1

Man, I need to get up in like 5 or 6 hours to be up there early, so I'm going to put up some of my favorite pictures.




Faust from Guilty Gear. I like this picture. It looks artsy fartsy.



Pedobear and sleeping girl. We actually just saw this chick just sleeping, and Pedobear was near by so I asked him to pretend he was about to. . . pedo her.



He's so DAMN ADORABLE! This was the first picture I took. Eleven people were taking pictures of him while I was.



This thing freaked me the hell out. It was like 15 feet tall. If I was high when I saw it, I probably would've cried.

I might post some from tomorrow, but if you want to see all of them, you'd have to go to my myspace

CRS featuring Pusha T - Everyone Nose Remix

I haven't watched it yet since I just wanted to beat WayMoreFresher in posting it, but I'm watching it now.

Edit:

I told someone a while ago that I wish Hype Williams could direct every music video that comes out and this only helps my argument. I love all of the retro gaming shit. It even featured Galaga, which is my favorite old school video game of all time(shitting all over Super Mario Bros., Pac-Man, all that crap your parents liked). It's nice to see a CRS video, now if they would make a real one that's, you know, not a remix of another song, then taht would be great.

I'm SO recreating the Hydra battle

So, not only will I be purchasing Little Big Planet, but I will be putting on reserve like a motherfucker

" If you pre-order LittleBigPlanet in North America — and why wouldn't you, really — you're going to get some amazing goodies, according to the official PlayStation blog. Not only do you get exclusive exclusive Kratos Sackboy downloadable content, you'll also get a smashing Nariko from Heavenly Sword Sackboy, a LittleBigPlanet sticker book, the “LittleBigPlanet Creator” MiniGuide by Brady Games and an adorable burlap "LittleBigPouch." "

I don't think I have the ability to be sad anymore. . . Oh, wait, my PS3 is broke. Fuckbeans.

Kotaku

SMH

I don't want to make fun of them since they're mentally handicapped. I know they're supposed to be joking and pretending to be mentally challenged, but they have to be retarded to wear that in public. Fuck all that swag and confidence shit. No. All of them have the most hideous get ups I've ever seen in my life.

Why So Serious?

I have to say that I didn't expect this video to be so damn funny.