Saturday, August 16, 2008

Dictionary of Eric: sperm-friendly (warning: I'm gross. Seriously.)

I developed the term "sperm-friendly" to describe a woman or specific part of her body that I, and probably many other men, would love to ejaculate on, usually the face. Example:

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Teyana Taylor


I mean, she's cute in a "baby minotaur" kinda way, but the angling of her face isn't optimum for porn-quality dick-spitting on. She does, however, have very sperm-friendly knockers.

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Yes, indeed, my brotha.

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Rihanna


Oh, come on. Even straight women want to cum on Rihanna's face.

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Hellary Clinton


I don't even know why I even thought of that. I mean, if her face were sperm-friendly, I'm pretty sure Billy wouldn't have went and skeeted on Monica's instead.

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Bria Myles


I mean, she just has that "corrupt me" face. I. . . I can't even finish right now. My loins are all light-headed.

5 comments:

kiki said...

LOL that was wow i want to know my rating ...what nevermind ....but how do you not have stacy dash as on sperm friendly

E-Rich said...

Oh, Stacy Dash is totally sperm-friendly, but I just took some random examples. Maybe I'll start a daily/weekly "skeet-o-meter" to judge the sperm-friendliness of random celebrities.

Eb the Celeb said...

hilarious!

Schoolin4TheGoodLife said...

holy crap!

ur so honest with ur explicit thoughts...thats awesome!

Charles the Hamilton said...

Lacey Duvalle
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So what she's had a lot of sperm in her day... VERY sperm-friendly