Dictionary of Eric: sperm-friendly (warning: I'm gross. Seriously.)

I developed the term "sperm-friendly" to describe a woman or specific part of her body that I, and probably many other men, would love to ejaculate on, usually the face. Example:


Teyana Taylor


I mean, she's cute in a "baby minotaur" kinda way, but the angling of her face isn't optimum for porn-quality dick-spitting on. She does, however, have very sperm-friendly knockers.



Yes, indeed, my brotha.


Rihanna


Oh, come on. Even straight women want to cum on Rihanna's face.


Hellary Clinton


I don't even know why I even thought of that. I mean, if her face were sperm-friendly, I'm pretty sure Billy wouldn't have went and skeeted on Monica's instead.


Bria Myles


I mean, she just has that "corrupt me" face. I. . . I can't even finish right now. My loins are all light-headed.