Monday, May 25, 2009

This is Getting Really Fucking Old

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Look, check this out. I'm starting to get annoyed with the multitude of dipshits, retards and D.E.C. students who are saying that Lil Wayne is, in fact, the best rapper alive.

First off, let me explain to you assclowns the difference between facts and opinions.

Fact (n.) - An objective consensus on a fundamental reality that has been agreed upon by a substantial number of people.

Opinion (n.) - A thought that a person has formed about a topic or issue.

Let me give you an example:

Opinion - "Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive!"

Fact - "No one that says 'I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair' can be the best rapper alive."

It confounds me painfully that Lil Wayne dickriders are the main ones that want to argue about Lil Wayne's relevance in hip-hop, yet they can't formulate a good argument. I'm a logical person. If I can find "logic" on facebook, I'd become a fan of it. If you can give me an actual good argument on why something is so, I may respect you as a person. Here's a list of illogical things that Lil Wayne's cockjockers use when arguing about how good he is:

1. His sales and marketing ability. This has nothing to do with how good he is as a rapper. Let me extend this. People tend to say shit like "Well, he sells well so apparently he's good". No. It is a fact that humans make stupid choices. One of the stupid choices that a lot of people make is their music. Just because a dude sells one million copies doesn't mean that he's good. Just because someone only sells 50,000 copies doesn't meant that they're bad. Especially not in the age of free downloads. Not to take anything away from Dwayne Carter, but a platinum plaque doesn't mean you're great. Especially when most of your fans are teenage girls that religiously watch Super Sweet Sixteen and The Hills and teenage internet thugs and wiggas who threaten to shoot people on youtube.

2. How many "haters" he has. That is just fucking stupid. Fuck you if you actually use this.

3. Him saying he's the best rapper alive.

A lot of you weak minded fools decided he must be the best rapper alive if he says it three times a song. I say you go kill yourself.

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't hate him. I rarely bring him up in conversation since I don't really pay attention to people that say "I'm fly go hard like geese erection". However, I feel that Lil Wayne's massive amount of sackhangers are the scum of the earth, down there with the Ku Klux Klan and people that think "monkeys" is actually "monkies".

I, fortunately, don't have haters since I'm a likable person, but if anyone feels the need to defend Lil Wayne, I'll do it for them.

"Wut iisz u takken boWt ll wain iiz duh bess n u juz a hater (they always spell hater right) u nEeD 2 qit off hiz diick. u ned 2 qet a lif bcuz u will neva m4k3 az much m0ni3z as he doo"

After you read this, can you please link any Lil Wayne dickrider you know to this? We need a widespread dumbass intervention.

EDIT:

I feel I need to elaborate more as not offend the wrong people. I only seek to offend the right people. I don't dislike people that are Lil Wayne fans or love Lil Wayne's music. I may think less of you, but I don't despise you. However, there are the motherfuckers that are like overzealous Christians. You could be talking about football and then someone will say "Lil Wayne said this hard ass line about football. You listen to Lil Wayne?" Then they proceed to gloat about how great Lil Wayne is and how everyone should listen to him.

My little brother Terrell likes Soulja Boy. I don't care, as long as he isn't telling me to listen to Soulja Boy because he's nicer than everyone I like. This is something that Lil Wayne dookiechasers do.

17 comments:

Mr. Heartbreak said...

You bet your ass I'll link them to this. And here comes a post of my own.

-Mr. Heartbreak

ape james said...

EUGGGGHCK WEEZY!!! carter 3 in stores now...lmo

*goes to miami

Iba O said...

this post right here niggah
this post right HERE niggah
made me subscribe to your blog
not only are you educated BUT your funny.

this was a great read
-Iba Oshun

N.I.K.E. & Martian Lewis said...

I Swear I Was Bout To Smack My Cousin For Playing "Prom Queen" While In The Presence Of Hella Bucket Heads.

Lil Weezy = Nah Nigga! Not Over Here!!

Tommy Oliver said...

This blog was so dope on so many levels. I have the same problem trying to tell people the difference between facts & opinions amongst my friends.

But back to the topic. Lil' Wayne is an average rapper to be honest. So many people "hate" on him because of how many people overrate him. I just hope this dude doesnt get murked soon, because THAT'S when this shit will go into full blast. "Lil' Wayne was the greastest rapper to ever live" & "Lil Wayne was better than Pac" will be broadcasted across blog sites everywhere.

But if you are really looking for the Wayne Stans;simply go to a random video on WSHH and read past the 1st 50 comments that say "FIRST!" & you'll find the most insane Wayne Stans. Or you can just go 2 hiphopdx & click on a random song & you'll find the same thing.

I'll deliver some later on;but like I said before, good post.

The Notorious Z.A.G. said...

LMMFAO!! Well, I happen to like Lil' Wayne... Not enough to go to a concert or anything, but enough to have copped a booteg copy of Tha Carter 3 and know a few of his lyrics. That nigga is high like... 99.9% of the time, so some of the shit is slick and other shit is...whatthefuck-ish.
Excellent post!!

Super Woman said...

I may think less of you, but im not trying to offend you

Only you can pull that off....

[$ H A R O N A] said...

clearly the best rapper alive is jay-z. and i can ALWAYS understand what he is talking about. half the time weezy is incoherant and raps about absolutely nothing at all. but i still wish he was my best friend. cheers!

Rogero said...

who's lil wayne? sounds like the retarded Walton brother that didn't make the final cut.

ariana. said...

Half the time you can't hear what he is saying. Nigga needs a speech class.
His rap has no meaning. What pisses me off more is when Kanye West says "Lil Wayne deserved this award". Like wtf? In my eyes, Kanye is a better rapper than Lil Wayne.

Gorgeous Lynette said...

amen! I dislike lil wayne for a number of reasons. His bars aren't like something you would automatically think of. I liked him better when leather so soft was out. He's definately changed a ton and I don't like it. My best friend argues with me that weezy is the best. & I agree with Ariana. oh & I resent this statement;

"Especially when most of your fans are teenage girls that religiously watch Super Sweet Sixteen and The Hills.."

Rosie said...

Fuck Lil Wayne!! But you said it better!

Ghett0 said...

I LOVE ERIC BECAUSE HE THINKS LIKE I DO

Paula said...

I really like this article and can relate. But I'm am prone to moments of stupidity- there are times where Lil Wayne makes me dance. But I don't have bootlegs etc- his music has to be thrust upon me- I'll never look for his music or bring him or his music up in a conversation.

this post on the other hand is WELL done- VERY BRILLIANT! I was laughing the whole way through and I showed it to a friend of mine (you may have a new fan) Pure Genius. i was laughing so so much.

E-Rich said...

@Ghett0 I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN

Ghett0 said...

BROMANCE!

Droolin said...

i love e-rich cuz we go on sex picnics together.we lay the sheet down in a park then i say open the basket and when he opens it my penis is sticking through a hole in the bottom through a bunch of sandwiches and shit