- With a baby on the way, I need to get on my shit, though.
- No, seriously. I'm going to have to start doing homework with the baby on my lap and if he throws up on it, he goes in the box.
- That was a joke.
- I've realized that since Jasmine and Mini-me will be staying at my house for his first week of breathing air, mad people are going to come try to see my child.
- I don't know if I'm going to have to make a list or what, but motherfuckers ain't going to be breathing their H1N1 breath all on my son.
- I need to start stocking up on pocket hand sanitizers.
- And certain people need to be checked about shit that won't be allowed around my baby, such as cigarette smoke and being dirty.
- I'm not being funny.
- But this is funny:
atlantabrotha: @SBnewnie how can you receive head and you are a female that makes no sense.
atlantabrotha: @SBnewnie maybe cause I'm straight I don't know about any of that lezbo stuff and don't wanna know about it cause it's wrong.
SBnewnie: @atlantabrotha i am str8.. like wht dnt yu understand?? i like gettin head.. females get head.. its 2009.. niggas is DOME'n off religiously(lol@religiously)
@SBnewnie oh I gotcha you like your pussy ate oh ok I was a lil confused for a minute my bad.
- I'm trying really hard not to generalize people from Atlanta and make jokes about how dumb people from the south are, I have family down there.
- UFC game? Piff.
- My girlfriend actually got me watching Ultimate Fighting Championship. Isn't that a bitch?
- Not Jasmine. She's not a bitch.
- Seriously, I'm purchasing that game. I was going to get Fight Night, but I think I'm gonna go with mixed martial arts on this one.
- My mom isn't home and I have no stupid leaves. TeH GEYzorz.
- I mean, come on, you know something went wrong during puberty when you only think lesbians get ate out.
- Yoooooooooooooo, I got a son.