- With a baby on the way, I need to get on my shit, though.
- No, seriously. I'm going to have to start doing homework with the baby on my lap and if he throws up on it, he goes in the box.
- That was a joke.
- Probably.
- I've realized that since Jasmine and Mini-me will be staying at my house for his first week of breathing air, mad people are going to come try to see my child.
- I don't know if I'm going to have to make a list or what, but motherfuckers ain't going to be breathing their H1N1 breath all on my son.
- I need to start stocking up on pocket hand sanitizers.
- And certain people need to be checked about shit that won't be allowed around my baby, such as cigarette smoke and being dirty.
- I'm not being funny.
- But this is funny:
atlantabrotha: @SBnewnie how can you receive head and you are a female that makes no sense.
atlantabrotha: @SBnewnie maybe cause I'm straight I don't know about any of that lezbo stuff and don't wanna know about it cause it's wrong.
SBnewnie: @atlantabrotha i am str8.. like wht dnt yu understand?? i like gettin head.. females get head.. its 2009.. niggas is DOME'n off religiously(lol@religiously)
@SBnewnie oh I gotcha you like your pussy ate oh ok I was a lil confused for a minute my bad.
- I'm trying really hard not to generalize people from Atlanta and make jokes about how dumb people from the south are, I have family down there.
- UFC game? Piff.
- My girlfriend actually got me watching Ultimate Fighting Championship. Isn't that a bitch?
- Not Jasmine. She's not a bitch.
- Seriously, I'm purchasing that game. I was going to get Fight Night, but I think I'm gonna go with mixed martial arts on this one.
- My mom isn't home and I have no stupid leaves. TeH GEYzorz.
- I mean, come on, you know something went wrong during puberty when you only think lesbians get ate out.
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- Yoooooooooooooo, I got a son.
7 comments:
lol @ finishing off with the AUstin Powers thing.
Shweet about your son and baby momma... when are you posting baby bump pics?
Did you hear there was a street fighter movie coming out? I'm holding thumbs Juan Claude Van Dam (I probably mispelt that) NOT being in the movie.
Another one? But they just did that Chun-Li travesty. . .
You have NOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SENSE... Which is precisely why I like you!
the whole entirety of this post made me laugh out loud!
like, not the points at hand, but just the way you made things seem.
idk if that makes sense =/
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I'm telling everyone :P
Too be honest I'm not too sure about it. I just heard about it... I'm a bad gossiper I suppose... dang... oh well
aw you sound excited about the baby, have you guys thought of a name yet?
....Newnie so fucking crazy. And dont feel bad i came to that conclusion my freshmen year attending an all black school in the south and roaming the streets of downtown Atlanta.
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