Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Return of Sperm-Friendly

WARNING: NASTY MAN THOUGHTS. LIKE, FOR REAL, IF YOU'RE A FEMALE, THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT MEN TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND. UNLESS YOU'RE A LESBIAN, THEN YOU PROBABLY AGREE.



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Aubrey O'Day

She's on the cover of Complex and boy does she look skanky (in as positive a way as a man could say it). Straight nut all on her mandible.

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Gabrielle Union

She's my damn dream woman. I would come out of pocket to skeet on her face.

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Lacey Duvalle

Now, this isn't fair because Lacey Duvalle is a porn star, so being ejaculated on his common for her and also why she is a porn star. There aren't many "not" sperm-friendly porn stars, except maybe Sara Jay. She's not that hot.

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Stacey Dash

I mean, does she really need any introduction. In the words of Solid Snake on Metal Gear Awesome: "OH MY GAWD, YOU'RE SO FUCKING HAWT!"

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Chun-Li

Bet you didn't see that coming.

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