This movie actually looks good

The Catholics are gonna be so pissed.

Bitch, I can't wait until Tuesday Wednesday!

I've been waiting like a year for this.

You know how I know you're a fanboy?

Yeah, I'm late and I saw these on Way More Fresher last week, but I'd buy these. They're supposed to be Playstation 3 based, but I don't look at these and see Playstation 3. The fact that the Playstation 3 name is attached to them, though, is enough to make me want them. Not to mention they aren't completely hideous, unlike:




*shudder*

Random playlist time

I'm usually not a fan of those "repost" games on myspace and facebook, but my personal favorite is where you just randomly go through songs in your ipod PSP. So, for your entertainment, I'm going to set my shit on shuffle and play the 20 songs that come up.

Stay With Me - Pharrell Williams

Full & Paid - The Cool Kids

Phantom Pt. II - Justice

What Up Man - The Cool Kids

You Know What - N*E*R*D

Coldest Winter - Kanye West

Brazilian Crying Season - Charles Hamilton

Skrung Owt - Fam-Lay

Announcement - Common featuring Pharrell

Playa You Don't Know - Slim Thug

Paul Revere - The Beastie Boys

The Coolest - Lupe Fiasco

Punch Drunk Love - Common featuring Kanye West and Pharrell

Killjoy - N*E*R*D

Put Cash Up - Charles Hamilton featuring Show Tufli

Day N Nite - Kid Cudi

Waamp Waamp(EC|DC remix)- Clipse featuring Slim Thug

Rhinestone Cowboy - MF Doom

Robot Rock - Daft Punk

Artistic Integrity - Wale

See? That was fun. Now you can contemplate how my taste in music describes who I am and all that bullshit.

That left a bad taste in my life

You wanna know why my face looks like that?

Watch this:



Thanks a lot tuotierugif. My nightmares shall thank you.

Also, let's be honest, would we be making as big of a deal about this if this was a black girl? I mean, how many fat white girls do you know with high enough self-esteem to put some unholy shit like this on the internet?

"Fat chicks need love, too, but they have to pay" - Quagmire

"And I spent 400 bucks on this, just to be like 'Nigga, you ain't up on this!'"

I just sat there and read the lyrics to "All Falls Down" because my girlfriend said that line reminded her of me, which is kinda true. Then, I sat and read through the whole thing and the third verse kinda hit me.


We'll buy a lot of clothes but we don't really need em
The things we buy to cover up what's inside
Cause they made us hate ourself and love they wealth
That's why shorties holler, "Where the ballers at?"
Drug dealers buy Jordans, crackheads buy crack
But the white man get paid off of all a dat
But I ain't even gon act holier than thou
Cause fuck it, I went to Jacob with 25 thou
Before I had a house and I'd do it again
Cause I wanna be on 106 and Park pushing a Benz
I wanna act ballerific like it's all terrific
I got a couple past due bills, I won't get specific
I got a problem with spending before I get it
We all self conscious I'm just the first to admit it


That pretty much summed up my attitude towards materialism. Sure, it's bad, but I still do it regardless of what people think. This week alone I purchased a The Hundreds t-shirt, a Mishka t-shirt, a Play Cloths t-shirt with a beanie and a belt. That's about $170 in clothes. I usually can justify it and if I can't, I just say "Well, I'm not buying anymore clothes, I promise". I might be lying.


I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven
When I awoke I spent that on a necklace
I told God I'd be back in a second
Man its so hard not to act reckless


Even though I don't wear necklaces, it's nice to know Kanye sees where I'm coming from. Unfortunately, he's wealthy enough to buy my entire block and I work a regular job. Go figure.

Edit: I'd like to add, though, I do pay my bills on time before anything. I'm not that gaudy.

Pictures from my Thanksgiving

I didn't take that many. Too busy eating.

Little Hamsters, Big Adventures

I love Hamtaro. No, I'm serious. Fuck you. I happened to had found these when randomly searching for Hamtaro shirts and realized that I need them.





These wouldn't hurt either.



No, I'm serious. Fuck you.

This was to my ears what the monkey face-fucking the frog was to my eyes

*WARNING: MAD HOMO*




You don't have to be a gamer to know what was being implied by that audio. Some sick bastard took audio clips from the video game Left 4 Dead and managed to make it sound like poor Louis is being. . . yeah. . . by Bill.

Giving Thanks

-First and foremost, I'd like to thank the Native Americans that were massacred and raped to give us this glorious holiday of gluttony. The least you could do before you eat that stuffing is remember the group of natives that took a bullet to the face so that you could stuff yours.

- I'd like to thank God for creating me. I'm so hot.

- I'd like to thank my mother for giving birth to me and helping create the Narcissus complex that I'm currently coping with.

- I'd like to thank Malcolm Maximillion for giving me Music Generator 2 when I was like 14 because that's the only thing I can make beats on, and my beats are awesome.

- I'd like to thank my girlfriend, Jasmine, for being a good girlfriend. If you weren't, then I'd probably not be talking to you.

- I'd like to thank Sony for creating the Playstation brand. It is the ultimate gaming system and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking hater liar.

- I'd like to thank Chamillionaire for putting himself out of the spotlight by continuing to rap in that same stupid monotone and making his corny ass lines.

- I'd like to thank Charles Hamilton for putting out a bunch of mixtapes in two months. That's retarded. He's created a mostly new catalog in the period of time it took him to get popular.

- I'd like to thank Dead Space for making me uncomfortable. It wasn't even that scary until I had to run from the monster that won't die.

- I'd like to thank Chipotle Mexican Grill. Thanks to your burritos I see how crack addicts feel.

- I'd like to thank all of the women with large breasts and big butts for giving me something to look at when I'm traveling.

- I'd like to thank The Hundreds for being possibly one of the best streetwear brands out.

- I'd like to thank the Ravens for not killing our playoff hopes already.

- I'd like to thank Janelle Monae for giving me something to sing and dance to on the lightrail and look like a complete fool.

- I'd like to thank Lil Wayne for providing increasing evidence to help prove that he may just love cock. If him kissing a man and getting a piercing under his lip doesn't say shit, then what else does he have to do? Suck a dick on camera?

- I'd like to thank Levi's for being made. I only wear 559's, thank you very much.

- I'd like to thank the Way More Fresher guys for inspiring me(kinda) to make a blog. I honestly only made a blogger account so I could comment on your blog.

- I'd like to thank the 6 followers I have, whom I'm now going to list:

Paula

Gorgeous Lynette (No more blog? :()

Malcolm Maximillion

Nikavelli

Stephie

Tanielle

- I'd like to thank you, whoever's reading this, because if no one read my blog, then it would be kinda pathetic.


I can't wait to get all fat tomorrow.

Backpack rapper's delight

I remember that was the name of a chapter in Kanye West's Diary on MTV. Either way, I want this backpack.






I'm a fan of backpacks with designs on them, as you would see from my current backpack. . .




. . . I don't feel like taking a real picture.

You want to hear something funny about myself?

I'm an asshole. Dead ass serious. A total, unforgiving, uncaring asshole. I tend to be that way, especially when I get in defense mode(basically when I'm offended). So, I noticed a pattern of sorts that I go through with my girlfriend. She'll say something, I'll get pissed, I'll blow it out of proportion and get her upset, we'll get off of the phone with each other and then I'll call back to tell her how I realized how I fucked up and I'm sorry. I'm actually about to do the last part right now.

Back to me being an asshole. I could blame it on years of being picked on/fucked with in middle school. That would be a good excuse in a psychiatrist's office. Maybe it might be my own personal demons, but I'm too funny to seem like I have personal demons(That was conceited). I guess at some point it hit me that it's not a kind world and being all soft wouldn't get me far. That mixed with my wit kinda causes me to come off as a douchebag. Well, I am, kinda, actually, if you don't have tough skin.

Either way, I like being me. I am a self-proclaimed asshole, but that doesn't mean I want to change and try to be nicer. If I told someone I would, I'd be lying. I'd be lying right in their face with a smile.

If there's one thing I learned from my dad, it's to be a man of your word and not apologize for something you meant. I've been following that since forever. One time in my Spanish class, a friend of mine was picking with me while I was doing the drill saying "You're doing it wrong. That's not the right answer." I turned around and said "Honestly, I don't give a fuck what you think." Apparently, I said it kinda loud and my teacher heard it. She was super pissed and told me to apologize and I said "No, I meant it." The whole class thought it was hilarious but I was being dead ass serious.

I also realized that people respect you less when you kiss their ass and try to be overly nice. I mean, I would walk all over someone if they were extra sweet to me and weren't related to me.

Shit, I'm rambling. I need to post something funny.

The shit me and my little brother talk about on the phone

These are excerpts from an actual phone conversation between me and my brother.

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Me: I ain't even gonna lie, Keri Hilson sexy as shit

Terrell: Yeah

Me: I'd skeet on her elbows
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(Talking about Lil Wayne)
Me: . . . and he got a Marilyn Monroe

Terrell: He got one on his eyebrow, too

Me: WHAT?
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(Talking about him talking to a 20 year old((He's 17)))
Me: She gon go to jail

Terrell: Nobody said anything about you and Jasmine

Me: Nigga, she less than a year older than me!
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(Lil Wayne again)
Terrell: He outta control, man

Me: Yeah, his fans keep saying "Yeah, keep drinking Syrup and-

Terrell: Nah, I'm talking about me
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(Talking about how much fun our little brother Kyree is)
Me: No, he's not

Terrell: Yeah, he is

Me: He's about as fun as getting a needle in the scrotum
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Me: gamaluhhemmmm

Terell: What?

Me: gamallauhgemmmmm

Terrell: Yo, I got you. You lucky I can't. . . I got you
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Terrell: Ma, give me a hug

Me: Aw, yo a mama's boy

Terrell: Ya mama a mama's boy!
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Terrell: C'mon, ma. C'mon, ma. C'mon, ma.

Me: Yo sound like he hollering at a chick.
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Me:. . . Man, let me click over real quick

Terrell: Yeah, click over, bitch!

Me: Nig-. . . Grrrrrrr.
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Me: Play Cloths drops tonight!

Terrell: What's that?

Me: The Clipse clothing line.

Terrell: Hold on, dyke.

Me: Oh, word?
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(Talking about trying to get him an Xbox 360 for Christmas)
Me: I gotta see if Daddy gonna put up some money for it

Terrell: You're the biggest big brother with the biggest big back in the world!
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Terrell: Yo, you need to get me a lime green skully

Me: Why? So you can look like a highlighter?
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(Talking about a chick that had the least ass I've ever seen)
Me: Yo, I think she should just let a bunch of black guys stand in a line and she walks down it and let them spit on her.
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(Talking to Theardra, Terrell's ex-girlfriend on three-way)
Me: Word, Theardra, you pregnant?

Theardra: Yeah, a while ago me and Terrell spent a night together, I woke up and I threw up-

Me: LOL
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(I asked Theardra how her mom was doing and Terrell assumed I had ulterior motives)
Terrell: You don't know Eric

Me: What do you mean? I'm a completely trustworthy male

Terrell: No, you're not! Suck a fat one!

Me: That was rude
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Terrell: Yo, this Gucci Mane song be rocking

Me: Yo, get out of my face with that Gucci Mane shit.
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Me: Yo, her friend ******* sexy as shit

Terrell: Aight, yo-

Me: I just wanna, like, crawl in her bed.
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Terrell: You gonna be mad when you hear this.

Me: What is you talking about?

(Music playing)

Me: I don't even know what that is

(Finally hears song)

Me: No this nigga not over here listening to the MOTHERFUCKINGTINGTINGS.
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(Singing along with Anyway, that Kanye West song)
Terrell: Eric, why are you so paranoid?

Me: Get the FUCK OUT MY FACE
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That's him. Heeeee's a dork.

I want to put "Hot for Teacher", but it would be so corny

From WJZ

Texas Woman Arrested For Giving Boy Topless Photos


SAN ANTONIO (AP) ― A former Sunday school teacher was arrested on charges of distributing harmful material to a minor after the parents of a 14-year-old boy found a topless photo of her on his cell phone.

Victoria Ann Chacon, 27, also a former middle school teacher, allegedly met the boy at their church, where she was teaching Sunday school.
The boy's parents called police March 27 after finding racy letters in which Chacon professed her love. The boy initially refused to give a statement about the relationship, the arrest warrant says.

Several months later, the parents found a cell phone with a topless photo of Chacon. The phone was owned by Chacon and the two had been calling one another, according to court documents.

The woman was arrested Tuesday. Jail records had no attorney listed for her.

Chacon resigned from Somerset Junior High School on March 14. The boy did not attend that school. Officials of the Somerset Independent School District said they found no evidence that she had any inappropriate relationships with students.


I like the fact that homeboy didn't start crying to the feds. I wonder if he was beating. It trips me out that this was at a Sunday School, too.

I remember when they had a outbreak of this shit in Maryland and I was hoping I had a freaky teacher at my school. No luck what-so-ever.

Random Thoughts on Current Urban Music

- "The coke that I push is pure as a child's heart"
- Malice, "Intro(Play Cloths)"

Are you serious? ARE YOU SERIOUS? Where does he come up with this shit? You don't know whether to say "Damn, that was hot" or "Why the fuck are you comparing cocaine to children's innocence?"

- This might sound ignorant, but the Knux give me a "I like boys" vibe.
I mean, how many heterosexuals make songs about frappucinos?

- I think Tanya Morgan sucks because I thought it was gonna be a hot woman and it was three dudes

- I honestly think Chuck Inglish is one of the best new producers this year.


- "Shontelligence"? That doesn't even deserve to come out of anyone's mouth, even worse be the name of an album

- I was on the fence about buying 808's & Heartbreak until I heard "Streetlights" and the song with Lil Wayne






I don't want that cd near my house.


- Bet money that Common is going to push Universal Mind Control a.k.a Invincible Summer back again. I'm going to be angry if they don't leak "Punch Drunk Love" before then.


- I lost respect for Just Blaze for sampling the Numa Numa song.


- I like Sa-Ra's music and beats and shit, but I don't think Taz Arnold has done enough to have the right to be as weird as he is. Remember when Andre 3000 was a total fucknut? He's nice as shit, though.


- I actually like Crazy World by Young Jeezy. Yes, I said it.


- Where's Yung Berg?

- Where's Saigon?

- I honestly hope no one is surprised that Dedication 3 sucked dick. However, it's nice that Lil Wayne isn't so complacent that he stepped his game up.


"Being fake is pussy, so nigga I'm a virgin"

Hey, that's ya'll boy.

This should win best billboard of ever

ELL OH ELL

Midnight couldn't come sooner

I found out from the Play Cloths blog that I don't have to be in Virginia to cop some Play Cloths immediately and the online store opens tonight at 12 a.m. Now I have to spend over 10 hours finding something to do before I blow copious amounts of money on clothes I probably don't even need. Two shirts and a skully? Maybe one shirt, a skully and a belt. . . Shit, I don't know. Maybe two shirts, a skully and a belt. Nah, I like two shirts and a skully.

If you want to see a preview of some of the new cloths(teehee), then you can hit up Leaders because those lucky bastards already have Play Cloths in stock and on sale.

Let's thank $port & Co for the Leaders information. Blaze posted the Leaders joint and $port is the one that said it was affordable on Twitter.



I'm pretty sure some of you may have also noticed that I haven't been following Real Chance at Love anymore. Well, I don't care anymore. I've also been spending more time with my face in a computer monitor and in books than I have in front of a T.V.

Mmm, heartburn

Well, I'm sitting up and it's 2:54 a.m. and my chest has been burning all day. I figured I'd take this time to talk about me and acid reflux disease.

Now, acid reflux feels like. . . hmm. . . let's say someone constantly pouring boiling hot water on the center of your esophagus right about where it turns into your stomach. That shit isn't very pleasant.

I actually had to pause just then to absorb the pain of esophageal heat rape. So, yeah, I took medicine for it, but I haven't renewed my prescription in Flying Spaghetti Monster knows how long. I should probably work on that.

The thing is, this doesn't happen everyday. Hell, I might start getting severe heartburn every month or so, so it rarely crosses my mind until it starts happening. My doctor says if this continues to happen repeatedly, it'll burn a hole in my chest and I'll bleed profusely(D=), so it would behoove me to let my shit heal.

How would I do that without medicine, you ask? Well, one choice is to drink milk. Milk has something in it that coats my esophageal lining, so it helps somewhat. I also have to avoid drinking orange juice and anything else with citric acid in it and avoid eating spicy foods, which is mega gay.

Either way, it takes a few weeks for that shit to adequately heal, so that would be a long time to go without spicy foods. My girlfriend and my best friend(thats Malcolm) freak out and shit when I do stupid shit like drink hot sauce or get extra hots on my subs, but those rarely cause it to act up. While those do contribute a small amount, it may have something to do with some biologic or structural factors that my doctor hasn't found out yet.

I need to set up an appointment for a doctor to look down my throat(No "Pop Champagne" video).

This commercial isn't funny

Fortunately, I don't have a porn magazine stash, but I do have a folder of pictures on my computer that I don't need my mother finding out about.

Oh, look, new shit

Well, I upgraded my layout so I could put a twitter and an imeem on my blog. My imeem has some beats I made, so I'm not going to shove them in your face, you can just listen if you want. I also put a twitter so you can see what crazy shit is going on in my everyday.

I'll try to post more, but its crunch time. I'm kinda, sorta in danger of not passing one of my classes, so I'm going into super saiyan grind mode at the moment. Maybe I'll try to be more personal or some shit, because let's face it, either some of the shit I see on the internet isn't post-worthy or I'm just to lazy to go and get the link.

I need to learn how to make blogger layouts.

So I'm Gonna Put a Ring On It

I'm not showing you where I found it either because I'm buying it and I'm wearing it and I don't want Charles Hamilton stumbling on this shit either. I'm also buying this:



Because this shits all over those Dee and Ricky fags.

Tag, I'm It

The Rules Go As Follows:

1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.
4. Tag six however many people you want at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
5. Let each random person know they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.

1. Link to the person who tagged you.

Stephie

2. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.

A. Well, I kinda have an OCD type thing where I blow down my shirt a lot. Don't ask why, I've been doing it since I was, like, 10.

B. The first video game I ever played was Sonic the Hedgehog. I got it for Christmas when I was 3 and my mom couldn't get me off of it for shit unless I got frustrated.

C. I hate people that ruin other people's fun by trying to be open-minded. Like, you know those motherfuckers that be in a group and always have to say some shit to ruin the fun? Like, I could be sliding a broad like, "Whole time, how she gonna come out the house with that colorful ass shirt on? She look like a Care Bear orgy on her chest." Then here come this asshole "Well, she can wear what she wants. You should praise her for being big enough to do it. How you know somebody isn't sliding you for wearing that Spider-Man shirt?" OH MY GAWD, SHUT THE FUCK UP

D. No one around me can talk when the "Single Ladies(Put a Ring On It)" video comes on. No, for real. If we're watching videos and it comes on, everyone has to shut up or I'm going to go in another room or give you the evil eye the entire time. I haven't gotten an erection looking at a music video since they got rid of BET Uncut.

E. Lupe Fiasco is my favorite rapper. I, personally, think Andre 3000 is the best rapper living, but Lupe Fiasco is more entertaining to listen to. Not, like, Andre 3000 is boring, but I just enjoy Lupe's wordplay more.

F. I hate people with bad hygiene. I really don't like it when people are smelly and seem to want to be in my presence while they're in their current reeking state. I'm often very vocal when people stink around me, too.

3. Tag some random motherfuckers

Tim
Malcolm

Dear Lil Wayne Stans,

Please watch this shit



Did you hear that? He's not a real blood! So you got jumped into a gang for nothing, You poor soul.

Snatchboxed from Nikavelli.

So, I Went to the Baltimore Museum of Art

I actually only took pictures of the contemporary art because everything else was boring.














Unfortunately, my pictures are big as shit and I don't feel like making them smaller.

They had a temporary Franz West exhibit while we were there that involved interactive art. I had so much fun. There was a magnetic wall that hundreds of words and letters that could be tampered with, much to my joy.







Me and my girlfriend were also harassed by an old, Asian lady at a McDonald's. She asked us if we were going to call "Many police on her" and if she could sit with us.

Kanye Twofer

Go Hard featuring T-Pain



In all honesty, I like the song. It's not some shit I'd listen to on my mp3 player, but it's okay. What's up with Nuvo? Is that the new Hypnotiq or some shit? I'd also like to add that Kanye is really letting his hair out there. Where the hell is Ibn Jasper?

Heartless



I like this video, but I'm not really surprised that I do. Hype Williams always does some new shit when everyone's about to start saying he's getting old. Remember when he was doing the joint where he had the video in the middle of the screen and had some other shit going on at the top and bottom? Niggas started biting that and then he jumped on the green screen. Either way, this video is eye-pleasing and it helps that this is the first song I heard off of 808s & Heartbreaks that I liked.

P.S. Is it just me, or does Kanye look like a fiend in Heartless? I mean, the movements, the trench coat, the whole thing. Especially when he's singing while holding the cigarette/smokable cylindrical object.

Come on, son

Sometimes, just sometimes, I want to kick Taz Arnold in the chin.

I'd Like to Have This Shirt on my Chest

Because nothing says "I'm a fun guy" like multi-colored dogs having sex on your shirt.

Digital Gravel

M.I.A. featuring Blaqstarr - S.U.S. (Save Ur Soul)

I will admit that I'm only posting this because of Baltimore bias. Blaqstarr is pretty popular in Baltimore being that he makes club mixes that people actually listen to, and he's just as popular as K-Swift(R.I.P.) and Rod Lee. It's monumental to see him make a song with an artist with such a large cult following.

With all of the positive shit said, this song sucks hella balls. First off, Blaqstarr is basically singing the theme song to the Wire. Second off, They both sound terrible. Blaqstarr sounds like Tone Loc if he inhaled helium and M.I.A is so off key it makes my nuts ache. Third off, I guess the video is innovative in a low-budget way. All they did was record three separate one shots of them singing, pulled them up at the same time, and then recorded them on the monitor.

The one positive to me is the beat. I mean, most people from Baltimore would hear it and be ready to rock off and shit. I wouldn't be surprised if I heard this on 92Q anytime soon.


P.S. I just want to know why Terry Kennedy keeps rapping. He raps as well as he skateboards: Very mediocre and way overestimated by his fans.

And They Said It Couldn't Be Done

Excuse me, I'm tripping right now. Amidst all the ignorance and the skepticism, he did it. Although he is literally bi-racial, he will still be looked at as our first black president. If you told a white person sixty years ago that this would happen, they'd probably lynch you for blasphemy. Congratulations, Obama. Not to seem facetious, but now we have to keep him alive until inauguration.

Election Day Jitters

Well, this Election Day got me nervous as shit, so I decided I'd blog about my day and random thoughts I had.

- So, my girlfriend fount out one of her white friends suffer from acute ignorance. Her reason for not voting for Obama: "His middle name is Hussein and he has a little too much Islamic support for my tastes". I, myself, am not surprised, but I feel sorry for my girlfriend who is an extreme European-American sympathizer.

- Yo, I was in line for four hours, went to hang out with Malcolm and this motherfucker was in line for 15 minutes. What a scam. That's my fault. I voted early with the old people.

- You know shit is serious when the hoodmonkeys are voting. I'm talking 5 different color bracelets on, green streaks in their hair, neon orange leggings. You'd think they were supporting the bamma party.

- I'm waiting for someone to call me a nigger. I can't wait. I have lots of pent-up frustration.

- Currently: Obama - 200 McCain - 124. I knew he was gonna get Texas. All of the redneck states are a given. I don't know, Obama's looking to nail Florida right now. Shout out to Fiyah.

- I don't like this suspense shit, not at all.

- I wish I lived near a Krispy Kreme. I wanted some free donuts.

- It's weird looking at the Texas results map because everything is so symmetrical. I've been looking at the Maryland map to long.

- Currently: Obama - 207 McCain - 135. Where the fuck did this come from?

- When you're not already a fan of Charles Hamilton, I could see how you would think he's a weirdo.

- 11:08 p.m.

Dear racists,

IN YO MUTHAFUCKING FACE!

Sincerely,


Eric

Real Chance at Love and shit - pt. 2

- Late again, whatever. Sorry Super Woman, but this show is a guilty pleasure(no homo pause I'm not gay)

- Does this nigga have on gun holsters?

- Why does Real try so hard to look like a black 80's hair band member? Nigga looking like he with Twisted Sister or Guns & Roses or some shit.

- That' cruddy that he threw her tickets on the ground.

- "Don't hit me in the head, Chance. (Unless it's your dick)"

- Ew. I'm sorry, but I just think women rubbing men's feet is gross. That shit's not cool.

- So Hood is so slutty it doesn't make sense.

- LMAO "Do I look like a woman?" says Real. Nigga, are you serious?

- Yo, Cali looks like Nicholas Cage!

- I'll never understand how all these motherfuckers go on this damn show and just kiss the same person. Germs, man, germs!

- Okay, the "Lick Cream Off Me" thing is kinda hot. Well, less hot because it's on this show.

- So they're gonna lick the same broad? Bitch, have some morals!

- Oh, they didn't. Whew.

- I just love watching confused bimbos try to explain themselves.

- Milf could get it. She kinda resembles Sarah Jessica Parker, which isn't good, but I'd still bust on her chest.

- What's with this nigga holding guitars? I want to see him actually play that damn guitar.

- "You wasn't about to make no tapes, were you?" ". . . not right now."

- "Chance is, like, trying to fuck everybody!" I don't know, but if I had a show with a bunch of chicks that wanted my pipe on their lips, I would be trying, too.

- Yo, WHO'S THIS SEVEN AURELIUS LOOKING ASS NIGGA?

- lol@ these dorks on "The Pick-Up Artist"

- Why, oh why, do these niggas keep playing with guitars?

- lol@ Real and his girls bitching Chance when he wanted some breakfast.

- . . . Recording artists? Roooooiiiiiight.

- So, they have a third sexually ambiguous brother? That's great. The more, the fruitier.

- Ooooh, this is gonna be terrible.

- See, this is embarassing to watch. Yo, listening to these women freestyle is like having my heart mildly shocked by a taser.

- See how Milf acts? This is why I don't feel bad for talking about busting on her chest.

- Lusty is an ignorant dick. She shouldn't go after a black guy because she never dated one? Real smooth, twunt.

- Man, I never had that volcano taco yet.

- Since when did you need experience to date outside of your race? This is the type of shit we don't need while Obama is running.

- Okay, now she realizes Real's more her type. Awesome.

- Boy, this Promo bitch is retarded.

- Chance is a cruddy dude. So, let's recap: He picks the girl that his brother wants and wants his brother, and then sees her talking to his brother, and then he gets mad and wants one of his brother's women and they don't want him so he gets frustrated. Okay.

- "She did the Eagle on me" Word? I still don't know what that means. She grinded on him? She let him beat? What?

- Holy shit. I swear to God I just saw something walk past me out the corner of my eye. We got ghosts and shit. I don't like this.

- First chain goes to. . . Promo? Fuck outta here.

- Lol @ her dumbass being confused. I've seen dumb blondes have a dilemma, and that shit is hilarious.

- Chance is just getting reamed today. Boy.

- Watch these bitches go to commercial at the good part.

- Yo, why is this nigga wearing gun holsters?

- Chance pulled a bitch move. That was bitchy. I wouldn't expect anything less from a nigga that wears eye-liner.

So, I played Mirror's Edge

For the first time in 8 billion years I got on my PS3 because even though the Blu-Ray reader had it's anus reamed, it still works. Honestly, I mainly got on because I wanted to play the Mirror's Edge demo. I had to download it overnight since I have to take the modem off of the computer and hook it up in my room (I need some wirless internet out this bitch). Long story short, it's pretty much what I expected. In a good way.

The demo starts you off with training, which is very much needed. The game relies a lot on momentum and timing, because if you fuck a jump, you're welcome to listen to your bones crunch as Faith, the protagonist, slams in to the ground. After completing the training where you learn such important maneuvers as how to crouch in mid-air to make yourself smaller and get through tough spots(awesome!) and how to slide and kick a motherfucker in his balls(double awesome), you get to do a level. The level, in my opinion, was fun as shit.

I'm a fan of Prince of Persia. I own every game that came out for the Playstation 2 and I'm planning THE FUCK out of buying the new one. You could say that Mirror's Edge is like a first-person Prince of Persia not only because of the acrobatic maneuvers, but you also have to scope out the area to find out where you have to go. At one point, you end up in a room with a bunch of gestapo and you have to escape. The first-person perspective helps you feel the sense of urgency that you tend to feel when you're having slugs fired at you while you have to find a good way to get to that air vent.

I was planning on buying Mirror's Edge anyway, but this just helps me cement my decision.

Call Me Confused

I'll never understand women. A matter of fact, women are not meant to be understood by men. Hell, women can't even understand other women. Me and my girlfriend had a mini-argument (One of many that we have all the time) about how one time when we met she caught the wrong bus and had to catch a cab to my house. At the time, she lived in Delaware, so she hadn't been in Baltimore in a while. I tried to explain to her that the 15 bus was temporarily detouring and she would have to catch the 68 to my house. Of course, she was all "No, the 15 goes up there. Trust me." We had to go on about this for, I don't know, 5 minutes? I eventually gave up, since evasive maneuvers are usually the best bet when engaged in a heated argument with a woman who's bones you would like to jump.

So, anyway, she decides to catch the 15 like a butt and ends up going the wrong way and calls me freaking out about how she can't get across the bridge and she ends up calling a cab. Fast forward about 2 years and now she claims I "should've pushed more". . .

That's bullshit.

She wasn't trying to hear my advice then, so why now I should've been more assertive is beyond me.

Oh, and here's my favorite. I was supposed to get her an Ipod for her birthday, but she got one from her friend and didn't need one any more. She then ends up needing an Ipod again and apparently I owe her a mp3 player for her birthday. We got into an argument about it and she ended up saying "Nevermind, I don't need it." I was like, cool, whatever, ya know? Now, she brought it up and says "You should know when I said that I meant I still want you to buy it."

. . .

That's bullshit.

I just love how women say men don't understand and call us stupid and then do weird illogical shit.

I know a lot of females read my blog. Am I wrong for being confused/frustrated?

P.S. If you don't hear from me anymore, my girlfriend is the fourth one on my top on myspace. You better snitch on her ass. She reads my blog!